From The Dorm To The Work Place!

Hello,

We’re all getting out of here early today so I’m gonna get this thing up & running and out to you the people!

The first title I wanna take you to is Office Seductions. This new movie comes to us from Sweet Sinners, an offshoot of Sweetheart Video & a burgeoning new entity that has produced a handful of professional & well-shot titles, with this new one being no exception. Whether you’re a temp, the boss or middle management, you’re bound to have an attraction with someone in the workplace. For those of us who don’t take that final step and make that fantasy a reality, there are DVDs like this one.

Office Seductions brings you hot & bothered bodies engaged in sensual scenarios of lurid office sex. It happens everywhere too, be it on a chair, desk or even in the conference room, you’ll see gorgeous, real women like Darryl Hanah, Magdalene St. Michaels, Misty Stone & Satine Phoenix getting it on. The passion is palpable and the keen eye of the well-established Nica Noelle properly captures the action. So, stop waiting and start watching, the boss would like to see you for a one-on-one meeting, and I wouldn’t keep her waiting if I were you.

Next up is an all-girl flick starring some young & restless black cuties with after class cravings for female flash! Chocolate Sorority Sistas # 2 is a girl-girl pure sex film that features luscious lovelies with a soft spot for the sugary sweetness of the fairer sex. There’s more than just the usual girl-play happening here. There are plenty of fingers, tongues & toys with strap-ons galore! All explore smooth skin and curved figures of open-minded college-aged cuties.

Seriously though, take a look at the cover art; these girls are all crazy hot. The body types here range from small and petite to perfectly thick and they are all decked out in either schoolgirl uniforms or bedtime outfits like short-shorts and tiny tops. Sydnee Capri, Olivia Winters, Melrose Foxxx & Cassidy Clay are the dorm room players with the directing duties going to Phil E. Blunt. The next semester is still aways away but you can get your kinky co-ed fix today with this recent release from The Candy Shop.

All right, I’m done here. After you check these titles out I hope you get out there and hit up that real world for some fun in the sun. I know I’ll be out there getting my good times in.

Hank Longhorn

Friends, Foxes & Fetish Asians!

Hello,

Well, it’s another hot & humid day here on the East Coast and it's time for another update. This week I’ll be tackling 2 new titles I think you’ll enjoy. I also have new release info pertaining to some new parodies.

So, there’s this new compilation, Fox Holes, that isn’t your usual slapped together highlight reel. It’s more of a review of the best recent girl-girl scenes from Third Degree Films. Just about everyone can appreciate all-girl action. Whether it’s a soft and loving encounter or a hot & heavy romp, most people enjoy it. Fox Holes releases today and has a truly outstanding roster. Some of the major it girls around these days are featured here.

You’ll see Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, Sammie Rhodes, Amy Ried, Julia Bond, Maya Hills, Roxy De Ville and a good number more in truly hardcore scenes of tongue & toy acrobatics and lesbian lust. The foxes are on the loose, pick up your copy and witness the sweet, sticky mayhem!

The next one I want to tell you about is Cockasian # 4 from Digital Playground. And I got to tell you, the math on this one is a no brainer. Do you like Asian Girls? Hell yeah, you do. You like interracial, right? But of course. Well, my friend, this one’s got you covered on both ends!

The first couple Cockasian flicks were a little more standard & somewhat artsy. This one though, has more of a gonzo feel to it, with the outfits and scenarios being more altcore and fetishistic. As far as the girls go, I think they really nailed it here. It’s a just right mix of current favorites and lesser-known beauties. Not to mention the stunning Lee Sisters, Abbie & Annie, 2 bright-eyed cuties who know how to work a guy over. In addition, you’ll see Katsuni, Jessica Bangkok, Kina Kai & Jackie Lin!

Robby D. rarely disappoints and this title is a prime example of his eye for sexuality and his talent to capture it. Just released yesterday, this is one you won’t regret checking out & snagging up.

Finally, I wanted to quickly let you guys know that Seinfeld: A XXX Parody made its Blu-ray debut yesterday. On top of that, Friends: A XXX Parody DVD was also released yesterday. There has been a surge of these spoofs lately and, while that’s certainly not a bad thing, we don’t want to risk inundating you guys with them. But New Sensations seems to have an eye for this and bring a lot to the table with each release. Check this one out and you’ll see exactly what I mean.

So, until next time, thanks for reading and happy hunting!

Hank Longhorn

Weekend Update!

Hello hello,

It’s time for our bi-weekly update where I give you guys the heads up on up & coming titles as well as under-the-radar killers that you might not have heard about yet. Today, we’re focusing on the latter.

First up is a title from online lesbian provocateurs Abby Winters. As you know they’ve been releasing DVD’s for sometime now and judging by the looks of this flick, they’ve been upping the ante and increasing the caliber with each movie. The recently released Tempting Desires is no exception with its relatively unknown cast of Australian lovelies caught in highly intimate moments. And that’s what this one is all about. These girls aren’t your average porn movie fare. They are regular, everyday cuties with soft features, real attributes and truly sensual instincts! Pick this one up and see them pleasure themselves as well as each other! If this is your thing, you won’t be disappointed!

Now, I know that everyone has different tastes and that it takes all kinds of folks to make the world go round. That’s why, even though it’s not my thing, I’ve chosen to highlight Toe Service # 5 from Red Light District. It’s just sitting here on my desk and I can’t stop glancing over at cutie Aubrey Addams’ bright smile and matching pink toesies and bikini beaming up from the cover! This iteration is directed by Juan Cuba and also stars Sierra Sanchez, Ryan Hunter, Amy Starz & Audrinna Levine.

Each young and perky girl is paired up with one of Red Light District’s reliable male stars, then they proceed to hand out footjobs, toe teases and tongue baths! Now even if this isn’t your particular brand of smut, there is some seriously hot sex in this flick in addition to all the foot-centric camera shots and angles. Now that I think of it, this just might be something I could get into!

Oh, and one last thing. I wanted to remind you that all that you can subscribe to our blog to make sure you’re kept abreast of each post, as they will be coming more often. Also, don’t forget that you can leave comments as well. If you can spare a few minutes, we really would like to hear from you guys!

Ok, I’m out. Enjoy the weekend gang, because we will all be back at it before you know it.

Hank Longhorn

New Parody On The Horizon!

Howdy,

So it’s another typical Thursday afternoon but fear not, the weekend is almost here and on top of that I’ve got some interesting info on the newest parody/mockumentary from Hustler Video!

With a plot line literally ripped right from the headlines, Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan reenacts all the risqué & grotesque chaos that “LiLo” has left in her path up and down the celebrity food chain. Everything from her earliest controversies like the Marilyn Monroe photo shoot, to her most recent public debacle that is the on again off again bisexual relationship!

They’ve even parodied Mom in this one. She’s on the rampage creating trouble for Lindsay and also blazes her own trial of embarrassing infamy. The real story here though is dad’s role in all this. His been public decrying of the film is bringing this release mainstream attention, but is anyone really listening at this point?

With a tentative release date of July 28th, Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan has got a great buzz going for it as its heralded as being hilarious and scorchingly sexy. Starring Scarlett Fay as a Lindsay doppelganger, newbie cutie Dylan Ryan as Sam & beautiful blonde Eden Adams as Paris with a special appearance by the legendary Ron Jeremy.

So, this one sounds like it will be as entertaining as every parody before it, if not more so and just as raunchy and sex-filled. Just the way you like! Hit up the page and preorder you copy and be on of the first to review it and let us know what you think.

See ya’s soon,

Hank Longhorn

New & Improved!

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Fresh Batch Of Promos & Sales!

Hello,

Hope you’re all having a great Tuesday! It’s a bit gloomy here in New England but it’s not enough to dampen our spirits. So today I’m going to be giving you some additional info on the promos that we just launched today. After you read this, head over to the Adult Video Universe Special Features to check them out.

First up is our Buy-One-Get-One Promo for Exquisite Pleasures. These guys have been around for years and are the quintessential pornographers. They have a large range of movies that covers a wide range of tastes and proclivities. They focus on MILF & interracial but they don’t neglect the big ass & big tit flick fans! These guys have shot it all and shot it well. Pick up a copy of Big White Bubble Butts # 5 and choose from 4 titles to get for FREE. There’s a huge number of combinations here so you can get exactly what you want for a price you can’t deny!

Now, onto the adult toy & novelty promos we just put up!

With the current economic situation, we know a lot of our customers have been cutting back and staying in more often nowadays which usually translates into more sexual encounters. Be it with a spouse or a booty call, we want everyone to stay safe so we’re showcasing some of our best condom bundles and bargains in our Cheap Safe & Fun Promo! There’s everything from Trojan’s Shared Pleasure twelve packs to mini-kits with lube, vibrating cockrings & more. Shoot over and find the one that best fits your personal style.

Lastly, with this next promo we’re catering to those who’ve pinched and saved to such a degree that they’ve earned the right for some serious self-indulgence. Whether you’re a woman splurging on yourself or a man spoiling his lover, we know you’ll find just what you need in our Ophoria Promo! All the vibes in this line are made of medical-grade silicone providing the ultimate in silky smoothness. Also, each one has Whisper Technology meaning these powerhouses won’t wake the neighborhood, though you just may when you discover what they can do! In addition to all that, these babies have soft feminine colors and gentle designs that are sure to please again and again!

Oh! And as one last special tidbit for all our customers in the Connecticut area, Burning Angel lead vixen, Joanna Angel, will be making some special appearances this weekend. I’ve had the pleasure of meeting her on two separate occasions and she is a really down to earth girl who is a lot of fun to be around. Plus, it should be one hell of a show to boot, so get out there and show your support. You can see her and 2 more of her angels in all their tatted & punk rock glory at the Rockstar & Hollywood clubs in Wolcott & Southington, CT respectively!

Well all right! That’s it for this update. I’ll see you Friday for our next post!

Frisky Freaky Friday!

Hello,

So this week, for our Friday update, we are once again highlighting some new and recent releases that we think you will enjoy.

First up we’ve got Big Butt Attack # 5, a joint effort from Evil Angel & Buttman Magazine. This series focuses on enchantingly gorgeous Euro girls in all their depraved & anal big-assed glory. With their European good looks & sensibilities there’s nothing these chicks wont do. And you’re privy to a front row seat as they get plowed & reamed in every plump & gaping hole they have! This installment stars Claudia Rossi, Michelle Wild & Nikita Slow as well as 3 other foreign foxes.

Next up is Bossy Milfs from Lethal Hardcore. Directed by the man who lives up to his name, Chucky Sleaze, this DVD stars a bounty of luscious older women who know what they want and how they want it done. They may not be in the standard working environment but when these boss ladies come down on you, it’ll be the harder the better! These women may technically be in the Milf category but judging by the full on wall-to-wall sex seen in this flick, they are all still well in their primes. When you see Magdalene St. Michaels, Diana Doll, Summer Sinn, Lucky Starr & Kayla Cupcakes give it up and get it on, you’ll know what I mean!

Saving the best for last, and hitting the opposite end of the spectrum, we’ve got Teens With Big Tits # 14. Coming from Diabolic, this recent release showcases fresh-faced beauties with shapely bodies & full-figured, homegrown tits! We know some of you get tired from time to time of the same ole chicks with floppy, worn-out funbags. Well with this series, especially this installment, you get a fresh crop of girls with perfectly perky ta-ta’s and alluringly young & vivacious faces. Considering one of those lovelies is the young upstart Kitty Bella we think you’ll be hooked on this one. See her killer eyes, righteous rack and all the other good stuff along side Vanessa Leon, Lindy Lane, Sunset Diamond & Miley Ann!

That's all we've got for now. Check back Tuesday for our next post!

Soon To Be Released!

Hello,

It’s another update and this time I have the scoop on 3 new titles that will be releasing tomorrow!

First up is Splashes On Glasses from Third Degree Films. Now, I wouldn’t call it a fetish but I think most of us can appreciate the allure and cuteness of a girl in glasses. This title takes that idea one step further and features bespectacled chicks catching loads with their glasses. Directed by Mick Blue, this young girl, geek sex-fest stars Tori Black, Rebecca Linares, Riley Evans & Roxy Jezel!

Next, from Vouyer Media we've got Jack On Blondes # 2. Shot in HD, this all-sex interracial DVD features Jack Napier working over sensuous white blondes with his world-renowned manhood! With plenty of special features and wall-to-wall sex featuring fair-skinned blondies on black meat this one is a must have! Add to that a cast of cuties in Emma Heart, Krissy Lynn & Holly Ryder, plus 3 others, and you can’t really go wrong here!

And finally, from Red Light District comes Young Tight Latinas # 17. Directed by Mark Wood, this is the latest release in the series that showcases young & luscious Latina girls working their caramel-skinned magic for your viewing pleasure. This iteration features very fresh faces, so you know the title is no exaggeration! See recent Latina sensations Pepper Foxxx, Jennifer Heart, Ruby Rayes as well as the DVD debuts of Lexi Diamond & Amara Heart.

Check these out A.S.A.P. as they will all be available to ship tomorrow and are up now for preorder!

Worthwhile Titles!

Hello,

It’s another Friday and that means it’s time for another update! Today I have some quality titles that maybe a bit under your radar but still warrant mentioning.

First up is Tales Of The Clit from Viv Thomas. Now, this recently released may not be a part of our promo, but it is well worth full price admission. This all-girl flick from the masters of lez was shot in HD and features a cast of girl hungry females on the loose and on the prowl. See Silvia Saint, Suzie Diamond and Eufrat in three wanton stories of lust, intrigue and girl-on-girl seduction & sexual dominance. With the directing duties once again being competently handled by Viv Thomas, this DVD will bring you lurid tales that are bound to haunt your dreams, but we don’t think you’ll mind.

Secondly, I’ve got the info on Red Light District’s newest title, Fucked At Random # 3. Directed by Juan Cuba, this DVD is all about convincing & coercing random “strangers” into impromptu acts of debaucherous sex. Lucky for us, they happen upon gals who don’t mind getting freaky with someone they just met. The best part is these girls are about as new and fresh as you can get. So if any of them catch your eye, there may not be a large selection of additional titles to pick up but you will know who to keep an eye out for! When it’s the likes of Angelina Stoli, Audrinna Levine & Ginger Snow we have a feeling your next starlet search wont be so random.

Speaking of up & coming chicks, I’ve got just the thing for those looking for more “newbies”. Just released on July 8th from Bone Digital, is Michael Stefano’s Office Confessionals # 7. This series features young lovelies being interviewed and confessing everything from what they do for a day job to what they wanted to be growing up and obviously plenty more risqué inquiries! Each scene starts off with the interview and quickly gets down to business P.O.V. style, giving us the truest sense of the experience. This installment stars Valerie Luxe, Aubrey Addams & Kapri Styles as well as 5 others talkative & horny girls.

Well, there you have it. These titles may not be big-budget features but they are definitely worth multiple viewings!

New Month, New Promos & Sales!

Hello,

Well, it’s a new month and we’ve got a bunch of new promos and I’ve got all the info for you right here and now!

First up is our holiday themed, Celebrate Your Freedom promo. It’s chock full of movies honoring American T&A. And no matter what your taste there is bound to be something here for you! Be it college floozies in American Sorority Sluts or camo-clad hard bodies in Coming Home & In The Army Now, its all here. So show some true patriotism and pick up some good ole fashion American tail!

Next, keeping in time with the season is our Summer’s Here Promo. This one highlights sex on the beach and other exotic tropical locations. That’s not all though, we’ve also covered bikini-clad cooze and poolside poontang in titles like Swimsuit Calendar Girls # 2 and Bikini Pick Ups. Grab the lube & lotion then get ready to sweat along with the girls without even leaving the house!

Now for some quality amateur action at a home grown price. That’s right, we’ve got a large selection from Home Grown Video on sale. We’re happy to be featuring this world-renowned company that has been bringing amateur broads and homemade sex scenes to video for years, at a price you can’t resist no less. Choose a selection from one of their numerous series like Big Breasted Amateur Girls # 8, California College Student Bodies # 55 or Sex Kittens # 26, all available for $12.99!

Also, in case you haven’t already noticed, we have updated our New Starlets Promo for the month of July. This go around we’ve got some seriously smoking girls, a number of who look to be too damn pretty for porn, but there they are and we’re not complaining! Check out Natalia Rossi and her confounding mix of exotic yet girl next-door good looks and runway model body. You can see her on the cover of the upcoming Third Degree Films release Wet, Wild & Young and Naughty Cheerleader Club # 2 from New Sensations. There’s also Aletta Ocean, another young stunner with striking good looks and pure body karate! See her alluring eyes and raven locks as the cover girl for Vouyer Media’s I Kissed A Girl And I Licked It and see her work her true talent in Monsters Of Cock # 19 from Bang Bros. There’s a handful of additional girls this month so be sure to take a good hard gander at this line up.

Now don’t forget, all of these promos can be accessed & viewed from our single Adult Video Universe Special Features page. And if all that isn’t enough to keep you happy, then just come on back for our next update!