New Promos!

Hello,

Just to let you know, Hank here is feelin’ way better and is ready to devour the weekend and get this show on the road. Today I’ve got the heads up on all the brand new promo’s we have going at Adult Video Universe right now. So, let’s do it.

First on deck is our schoolgirl promo that just went up yesterday. Being nearly September most schools are back in session and we’re bringing you movies that let you relive that old school crush you had on that girl from biology class! Get one of these to see what you missed or to revisit what you once had. Same for those first-semester college flings! Pick up one of our college girl movies and you can vicariously relive past conquests and after-class deviance!

And no other class cutie was more desired than them peppy vixens on the cheerleading squad! Formerly available only to the football team, these chicks are finally up for grabs by anyone and everyone. Check out our wide selection of cheer-tastic ladies. We’ve got big-busted brunettes, luscious black girls and exotic Asians, all donning pleated skirts and school colors for your enjoyment. These ones are bouncing around with more than just their pom-poms!

Lastly, we have the best of the bunch! The most unattainable female from all of your schooldays, the teacher! With tight buns in their hair and form-fitting skirts, we all have had that teacher that we wanted some extra curricular action with! Get yours at AVU with Naughty America’s My First Sex Teacher series. We’ve got 16 of these titles ready to go at the ruler-cracking price of $12.99!

Number 18 in the series is available as a pre-order so reserve your copy now to keep it locked it at the sale price! This series features unwieldy male students needing after-class discipline from hot & horny teachers. With such big names as Puma Swede, Alexis Texas, Gina Lynn, Carmella Bing, Amber Lynn & Austin Kincaid. And that’s just the covers. All of these movies are chockfull of big names with big expectations on their pupils!

See these and all of our other promos at the Adult Video Universe Special Features Page. So, there ya go! Another day, another blog and as always I am happy to be the one bringing this info to you guys!

Sincerely,

Hank Longhorn

A Lezzy Tuesday!

Hey Hey!

So, your blog-penning friend Hank is feeling a bit under the weather today! Hooray for summer colds, ha-ha. Aside from that though things are fine & dandy here at Adult Video Universe, so let’s dive right in to today’s post.

Lesbian Psychodramas is a recently released title from them dirty betties over at Girlfriends Films. And when I say dirty betties I mean producers of consistently high-quality lesbian films with unique plot lines and niche themes. This particular one is no exception and is awesomely depraved in the best way possible.

Here’s the plot in a nutshell: a stepmother user her grimy yet sexy pill-head daughter and demented lesbian foster-child to help her woo her new stepdaughter. Yikes! Sounds like the sexiest made for TV psychodrama ever. Luckily for us though it’s a full-blown lesbian extravaganza with a fair dash of moodiness as well as mind blowing & raucous girl-girl sex! This is one hot title, with a cast consisting of Dana DeArmond, Nikki Rhodes, Aiden Starr, Ashlyn Rae & Dia Zerva. I know I’m game!

The other thing I wanted to mention today was that we have a new sex toy guide that just recently went up! In our Cock Ring Guide we take a hard look at ten unique rings with varying degrees of features, ranging in price from 11 to 44 dollars. We’ve got pros and cons and measurements as well as all kinds of other specifics! Head on over to see which ones are the best buy for each price range!

Whether you are new to Cock Rings or have used them before this guide is a great jumping point for you next purchase. These rings are used to not only strengthen and extend erections; they also have multiple types of buzzing attachments to provide added pleasure for the females as well. These are the types of toys that define “For Couples Only”!

That’s once again gonna do it for today. Check back often as we have a number of new and exciting titles headed your way!

Your Pal,

Hank Longhorn

Big Booty Exclusive!

Hello,

Welcome to another Friday update. For this one I’ve got the serious, straight-up dirt on a very exciting title!

The banner is up, the shelves are stocked, metaphorically speaking, and this thing is ready to roll. Yeah, that’s right; Adult Video Universe has its very first exclusive Elegant Angel title available now. When? Now! WHEN? I said right NOW!!! Ha-ha. Same day shipping is currently available for the next hour, and will be for the same time period everyday. Quantities are quasi-limited so get yours before they’re got!

Big Booty Stars is an all-star big-butt compilation that just released this past Wednesday the 19th. And it comes highly recommended from yours truly. I just sat down with this and was pleasantly pleased and plenty satisfied with the quality of the scenes! This DVD features 8 big-butted, ass-worshipping, booty-dripping scenes for a total running time of 4 hours. Each scene starts out with a medium to long tease scene, a couple of which are the now famous ass-dances from the Big Wet Asses series.

Then it’s onto the sultry & steaming, moist & meaty sex-capades! Here you will see all kinds of face-sitting, crack-licking & smothering ass-play with oral, oral everywhere. Beyond the foreplay, there’s the kind of house-rocking, foundation-shaking sex you’ve come to expect from Elegant Angel, with plenty of anal going down as well. The scenes are ass-oriented and the camera focuses and ogles every jiggle, wiggle & thrust.

Before I get into the girls there is one thing I wanted to mention. There’s no menu or special features aside from auto restart and there’s only the 8 scene-to-scene chapter stops. I found that for the price and considering the over-all quality of the scenes, this was not any kind of issue.

Now, the girls themselves are, as always, the caliber of talent you’re used in an Elegant Angel title. The action kicks off with a killer scene starring the official queen of butt, Alexis Texas, then, in running order, it’s Brianna Love, Kinzie Kenner, Jenny Hendrix, Sandra Romaine, Kelly Devine, Phoenix Marie and finally Kristina Rose!

So, there you have it. Everything you need to know about the first Adult Video Universe exclusive release. Now, as I said, quantities are somewhat limited so get on over there before 3 o’clock to ensure that your copy ships out today!

Have a good one folks!

Hank Longhorn

Rising Starlets!

Hello,

Today, I’d like to show you guys 2 titles that focus on brand-new girls & established but still up and coming starlets.

So, let’s first hit up New To The Game # 5. This particular series brings you willing and wanton beauties that are as fresh-faced as you can get. Naturally, the looks these girls have been gifted with are highly important but it is the willing and openness they possess that makes them truly porn-worthy.

This, the newest entry in the series from Diabolic, stars hands down, the hottest batch of bad broads yet! Cover girl Elizabeth Anne is a straight knock out and I foresee many of us tracking the career of this little vixen. Also appearing in this disc is the ever-vivacious Miley Ann. We mentioned her a few posts ago and this is just another example of why she is a girl to keep an eye on. Directed by Sid Knox & released on August 6th, New To The Game # 5 also stars Lindy Lane, Victoria Lawson, Lexi Stone & Shelby Angel. Not nearly as current as most releases we highlight here but I just couldn’t pass up bringing this one to the attention of the masses!

Next up is New Stars Of XXX # 3 from New Sensations. This series of compilations is on the cutting edge of the new girls and this 2-disc Starlet Edition is seriously the best entry thus far. Clocking in at almost 5 hours, this collection is not to be passed up.

In it, you’ll see 12 new and recent newbies in trailblazing scenes of debauchery and lewdness. These girls want stardom and are pulling out all the stops to get your loyal devotion. There’s Natalia Rossi who we’ve mentioned before, as well as Sadie West, another previously mentioned newcomer. You’ll also see Madison Ivy, the petite & blonde cutie who has really made a name for herself in her short yet promising career. The rest of the cast is highly alluring as well, including Codi Carmichael, Dixie Daytona, Tanner Mayes, Natalie Norton, Kali Lane, Heather Starlet, Ami Jordan, Cali Lee & Nicole Ray. New Sensations never disappoints and always pack their DVDs with tons of extras! So as far as I can see, you have no excuse not to snatch up a copy today!

Lastly, I want to make a quick mention of a new feature that’s coming down the line. You may not have seen it yet but we are running a banner on the homepage for Teachers, the next big thing from Digital Playground. If you’ve seen the previous titles they’ve done like this, Babysitters, Nurses & Cheerleaders, then you know this will be a killer release. If you haven’t seen one of these yet, well this is your chance to see what you’re missing. And trust me, you are missing out! Straight porn masterpieces!

Well! That is it for today, and it’s more than enough to tide you guys over till Friday & our next post.

Hank Longhorn

Get Inked!

Hello there,

I have a quick little update for you guys today.

Just released by California Exotic Novelties, we are now carrying a new line of vibrators. The Inked Vibes feature classic, old school flash-art, taking advantage of the current trend and interest in the “Ed Hardy” & “Sailor Jerry” old school tat design. They are available in 2 different sizes, which are both available in 3 assorted colors. Each one has multi-speed & waterproof functionality giving nothing but the best from Cal Ex Nov! These sleek vibes are just the thing for those nights in when you’re feeling a little bit rock-n-roll!

We’ll see ya’s tomorrow for the next update!

Hank Longhorn

Award Shows & Jack's America

Good afternoon, folks,

Summer is officially in full swing today, as it is a flat out gorgeous day here on the East Coast. I am chomping at the bit to get out of here and kick off one more weekend of good times with good friends. So let’s get this show started!

First things first, we’ve got the AVN Awards 2009 double-disc set available for sale this week. We are happy as hell to offer this title and we’re just as disappointed as you guys that we didn’t get a personal invite to the ultimate awards show.

No worries though, this DVD is overflowing with special features that include Behind-the-Scenes & Red Carpet footage. With this in your player you can relive all the frolicking fun and x-rated escapades and at least feel like you were there. This DVD compilation also features 12 award-winning scenes from all the categories, which, as you know, means damn near every hottie in the biz is featured here. See the likes of Jessica Drake, Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Jesse Jane, Ashlynn Brooke, Stoya & Riley Steele, as well as many, many more.

Pick up a copy and secure your front row seat at the steamiest, most risqué, honest & hilarious awards show around.

Lastly, I want to quickly give you the heads up on another title that just dropped this week. Jack's Teen America # 23 is a fantastically sexy and filling little slice of porn pie! From Digital Playground, this series is a fan-favorite and it’s a bit of a shame that I’ve yet to mention one of these before. Each entry stars a captivating mix of current “it girls” with up-and-coming cuties, all performing in barn-burning scenes of crazy-hot sex in a multitude of alluring scenarios!

This particular volume stars the fetishistic beauty Stoya as well as Angelina Valentine, Riley Steele, Emy Reyes & Ariel Summers. The girls are paired up with the biggest names in male talent today in James Deen, Mick Blue, Erik Everhard and Scott Nails. Check it out, grab your copy and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about.

Till Tuesday then, friends!

Hank Longhorn

Brazilian & Natural Newbies!

Hello,

Ok, since I’m a little behind this afternoon I’m going to go ahead and make this one short yet sweet! You know the deal so here goes!

First title I’ve got the scoop on today is Oiled Up Brazilian Butts # 3. This fresh and young series from Black Ice Limited has the slick and eye-catching covers you’ve come to expect from them and the talent is also on point! These up and coming Brazilian beauties are the complete and total package. They’ve got sun-kissed skin & alluring good looks as well as natural bodies that seem to only grow & thrive in the heat of the equator. Especially them toned and irresistible butts that look even better when they're all greased and oiled up! Grab a copy of this one and you’ll see why I’m thinking my next vacation destination should be Brazil.

For this next one I’m thinking I should keep playing up this natural theme. So I bring you 110% Natural #19 from Red Light District. This, the latest in the series, is packed with surprisingly large and natural breasts. I like this run of titles because they not only have more than porn-worthy girls but every one of them is natural and freaky as hell, all shot in HD to boot. Director John Strong has literally pulled out the big guns this time around with 5 stone cold, stunning foxes with mammaries for miles. Especially that starry-eyed cover girl Miley Ann. She’s got a real rack, calling curves and the cutest face, with only 7 movies down I can’t wait to see where she takes all that steak. Ha-Ha!

Ok! That’s it! I’m outta here. We’ll see ya soon though for our next update. We’ve got some great new releases and promos coming down the pipe so keep them eyes peeled and keep coming round here for the goods!

Hank Longhorn

Friday Fornication!

Hello there,

What’s up gang? I’ve got some great times lined up for this weekend and I hope all of you have good things goin on! I have a couple of titles to bring to your attention today, as well as a new toy promo to tell you about.

First up, is Everybody Loves Lucy. This new release, from the parody masters over at Hustler, looks to be a killer & sexy homage to the quintessentially classic 50’s sitcom. I, for one, am amazed by the way they transferred Audrey & Otto into perfect iterations of the original couple. Audrey I’m sure was an easy choice, as I doubt they even needed to die her hair. They both look great in this though, as does the rest of the cast, which includes Kylee Reese, Ricki White, Chenin Blanc & Lee Stone with plenty more rounding out the cast.

Directed by Jerome Tanner, the plot to this one sounds like a doozy. After a debaucherous night out that leads to a less than flattering tattoo, Lucy & Ethel must retrace their steps to figure out what really went down. And plenty did, including alien encounters, double anal, girl-girl, a threesome and plenty more. Just released on August 5th, this 2-disc set includes a black & white version and an in-color one as well.

Next up is another recently released title. This one is a feature-esque title from Girlfriends Films. Lesbian Legal # 2 is stuffed with intimate and erotic all-girl scenes. The legal theme is a fresh & welcomed change-up and is not seen too often, especially when it comes to the lesbian genre. You’ll see butch gals enforce the laws of power on naughty girls who refuse to listen or learn. You’ll also see the same bad broads have to explain away their illegal exploits to their commanding and forceful female lawyers.

Lesbian Legal # 2 stars Tara Lynn Foxx, Michelle Lay, Payton Leigh and 5 other girl-hungry ladies in scintillating scenes that range from soft and loving to rough and raunchy. Running afoul of the law has never been this much fun.

Next, we have a brand new toy promo going that is geared towards you guys and girls who need some help beating the heat. The glass wands and cooling lubes in our Cool Off While You Get Off promo will surely do the trick. Able to be chilled in the fridge the frosty toys will cool your heels and curl your toes. Combine them with one of our cooling potions and you may find yourself turning the heat on like it was Christmas in July.

One last final note here for you guys. Ass Worship # 11 released earlier this week. We’ve had a banner up for awhile now so most of you probably know about it, but it looks like a ridiculously hot title so I’m giving the heads up one more time. This butt-stravaganza has a who’s who cast of big butt beauties in Lisa Ann, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Jenny Hendrix & Sarah Vandella. Not to mention Ms. Ann’s first D.P. and Sarah Vandella’s first on screen anal. This title is selling like crazy so hit it up and get your copy, A.S.A.P.

There you have it. Another week down and another rockin’ blog update.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

New Starlets & Ninn Worx B.O.G.O!

Hey, hey!

How’s everyone doin’ today? I’m getting along rather well myself. I’ve got another update for you but this week I’ll be hitting up some promos and features.

We’re a couple days into August now – man, this summer is flying by, and we have our new starlet selection up and running for the month. There are 5 cuties for you to check out who, for the most part, have only just begun their film careers! Just scrolling through them there are 2 who immediately stand out for me. That Kitty Bella is one striking little minx. I like girls to have a lot going on and Kitty’s it! She’s got a great rack, a killer backside, cascading black hair and the looks are there for sure. She comes off as an exotic temptress one minute and the next she’s all cute and innocent. Throw a few well-placed tats in there and you've get a total package. Check out Naughty Bookworms # 16 or Teens With Tits #14 to see what I’m talking about.

Then, there’s fetish alt-girl Andy San Dimas, which is a great reference to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, ha-ha. This wild stallion is one freaky chick with a handful of titles available, 2 under Joanna Angel’s Burning Angels. She’s another dark-haired stunner with pouty lips, tatted hips and an all-around rockstar sensibility and voracious sexual appetite! See her dark side in P.O.V. Punx # 2 or you can check out her more mainstream endeavors in Schoolgirl POV # 7 from New Sensations.

These days anyone with a camera and an Internet connection can produce porn, but it takes true talent and an eye for extreme beauty and sensual fetish. The best example of that talent has to be the work of Michael Ninn and his Ninn Worx Label. No one mixes artful sex with avant-garde fetish better than this label. We wanted to recognize his ability and give you guys a deal so we hooked up a Buy-One-Get-One over at the Adult Video Universe Special Features page. We’re featuring 8 titles to choose from and two different sets of four titles to get for free. Did you get all that? If not just head over and take a look-see for yourself.

There ya go. I hope you found this entry helpful and informative. If you want to let me know though, be sure to hit us up with a comment and tell us what you like or dislike about our blog and the info we provide.

Thanks much in advance,

Hank Longhorn