Cum Draining Whores & More!

Hey Folks,

It’s time for another look at some of the titles we’ll be putting up on tomorrow’s new homepage.

Booty Talk # 90: first, congrats to them and West Coast for hitting a milestone in this long running series, and second, thanks for making it a Brickhouse Ass Edition! Big butts weren’t as in vogue when they started this series, but nowadays you could almost say big butt is the new big tits. And it’s a nice change of pace. Not that there is anything wrong with big tits, on the contrary, it’s just nice to see these lovely backsides get equal recognition. And nothing beats a phat ass when paired up with some big ole titties! But I digress…

Booty Talk # 90, the Brickhouse Ass Edition, stars 8 – count ‘em 8 – hot and luscious big booty babes. They are getting the pipe from the best and biggest male stars. Baby Cakes, Taylor Ray, Megan Vaughn, Hydie Waters, Rhianna Ryan, Basanti, Seni and Porsha Karrera get their asses worshipped and turned out by Mr. Marcus, Brian Pumper, Prince Yahshua and Wesley Pipes. Check it out, first timers and anal poundings abound.

A quick honorable mention goes to Justin Slayer’s Phatty Girls # 10, a nice little milestone for this big black butt series too. The man is pullin' all the stops this time around. The tenth entry in this multi-award winning series stars the amazingly bangable Nayomi Banxxx, with her beaming brown eyes and ridiculous ass! Chanel Staxxx, Raianna Sylk, Pochahantas and Kiki Carter are also here to get turned out by Justin Slayer! Get it now – this one is hot!

Also going on the homepage tomorrow is the first entry in Red Light District’s newest series Cum Draining Whores! These hot-n-horny harlots are dying of thirst… and the only fluid that’ll quench is… Cum. Lots and lots of cum. These liquid predators are on the prowl and are looking to drain every drop of semen they can from any man they can! The action is off the wall and the gals are gorgeous.

Especially that Amy Brooke. This hot little thing has been at it for about a year now, and she only recently came under my radar. And I must say… hot damn! Where do these petite little chicks get these asses? This chick is not just game for damn near anything… but she also obviously loves every minute of it. Victoria Lawson, Adriana Kelly, Onia Nevaeh and Courtney Taylor round out the rest of this show-stopping cast.

You wont believe what these Cum Draining Whores are willing to do to get their jizz fix!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Sneak Another Peak!

Hello,

I’ve got another quick look at two of the titles lined up for tomorrow’s new homepage!

First up is Cougar Street: where the neighbors can't keep from sneaking peeks or finding any excuse possible to help McKenzie Lee move her heavy loads!

Brand new from Digital Playground; Cougar Street is the place to be, and the place to meet hot, busty housewives who are desperate for something other than what their husbands have to offer. Even the philandering has grown stale and routine – until a new mysterious woman arrives and throws everything into upheaval.

McKenzie Lee is the new bad girl on the block and all the local husbands are taking notice. The buxom babe is quick to earn the ire of the fiercely catty wives of Cougar Street. As the mudslinging and rumor-spreading picks up, so does the dirty, cheating sex! There’s only one way to find out who bangs who and how it all ends!

Directed by Robby D. this new release also stars Lisa Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Courtney Cummz, Kayla Carrera, Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue – it will also be featured on the homepage tomorrow!

Next, is Big Boob Car Wash – and these babes will put a spit shine on that hot rod of yours, guaranteed! Nothing beats sitting back and watching some big-titted hot-body in a bikini, or topless, soaking wet and dripping suds as she leans and bends all over your dirty, high-performance machine! Well, except getting to fuck her afterwards!

In Big Boob Car Wash that’s exactly what you get to do. Featuring the fantastic racks of XXX superstars Shyla Stylez and Jayden Jaymes as well as Alanah Rae, Heather Starlet and Mariah Madysinn. Be sure to keep a special eye out for busty up-n-comer Haley Cummings. This buxom blonde is set to knock the porn world on its ass… as long as it bangs back in hers. See her do her thing with this new release from Smash Pictures!

All righty folks, there’s your preview at some of the titles we’ll be putting live on the homepage tomorrow. Hopefully we’ve piqued your interest enough to check back at the rest.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

An Insider’s Look!

The more observant of our fans and shoppers may have noticed that we change our homepage picks every Wednesday afternoon… if you haven’t noticed, good, you’re who I really want to talk to today.

My entry for today is going to be a highlight of two of the titles going up tomorrow - sort of a sneak peak, if you will. Plus, you are now armed with info you didn’t have until recently! Whether shopping or not, you can now hit up the Adult Video Universe homepage on a weekly basis to keep up on new releases, if you don’t already.

Elegant Angel is launching a new series/brand called Club 59: all girl-girl, all the time. If you, like me, are a fan of Elegant Angel’s particular brand of highbrow hump movies, and if you, like me are a fan of genuine lesbianism, then this is good damn news! The first tile from the new brand is the recently released Girl Crush. Sticking to the company’s minimalist approach to box-art, Girl Crush features Aiden Ashley and Zoe Voss in a loving embrace and rocking dark denim much like a high-art clothing ad! Hot! Hot! Hot!

The rest of the all-girl cast features Brooke Lee Adams, Gracie Glam, Celeste Star, Halie James, Yurizan Beltran and Isobel Wren. It’s pretty safe to assume that Elegant Angel will bring its usual level of quality to this new endeavor, and I can’t wait to see wait the first time around has to offer. Girl Crush is available for order now and will be up on the homepage tomorrow!

Jesse Jane Playful will also be featured tomorrow and is the latest release from the unbeatable team of Jesse Jane and Digital Playground. Playful is another soap-opera-esque tale of love, lust, betrayal and hot girls having hot sex. The always stunning, ever-platinum busty Jesse Jane takes center stage and is backed up by Hillary Scott, Madison Parker, Cindy Hope, Angelina Ashe, Jayden Jaymes and woodsmen James Deen, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue and Scott Nails – with direction being handle by the always competent Robby D.

These story driven flicks from Digital Playground are always well done, fun, exciting and full of seriously steamy sex! And this one is no exception. Mick Blue has cashed his check, so to speak, and has to pay up in cash or lose it all, including his women! Check it out now to see how it all plays out. All homepage titles are available for immediate shipping, so if you want this one now, order it now. Barring any unforeseen hiccups, you’d have this in your hands in just a few days. Can’t beat that now can you??

These two flicks, plus nine others, will be populating the homepage tomorrow and I think you’ll all be pleased to see the full selection I’ve lined up for you.

The last item on our action list today is a name that has been EVERYWHERE the last few days… Montana Fishburne! At the moment we only have one of her titles in our system, Phattys Rhymes & Dimes # 14. Her Vivid release titled simply Montana Fishburne, will be available late this afternoon or tomorrow the latest! So if you want to be one of the first to see this gorgeous A-list daughter get her nasty on, stick around here and order up these titles. I’ve seen the trailer and this pretty young thing has a killer body and has the sexual know-how that belies her age. Trust me - do not miss this one!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Hanky Panky Here!

Hello,

Hank Longhorn here, back from a long hiatus!

Lots and lots of changes have been going on and will be coming up in the future – I will keep you guys posted as they slowly roll out! But for now, let’s check out some of the new stuff we’ve got going.

When you want genuine and erotic lesbianism you want Girlfriends Films! We have a top-notch selection of titles on sale now for $18.99 each. Various themes abound – older/younger all girl action in Mother Daughter Exchange Club, girl-girl lawyer escapades in Lesbian Legal, plenty of old school, throwback action in Pin Up Girls – and so much more. GF Films is your one stop shop for pure Sapphic aesthetics – act now as this sale is close to running its course!

For more couples friendly fare, we also have a new Sweet Sinner promo running! Sometimes you just want a break from the hard-pounding, rawness present in a lot of today’s adult films. When you want story-based eroticism, when you want beautiful people caught up in lurid love triangles, when you want unhinged yet pure lust, look no further than Sweet Sinner. Help your lover dip their toe into the porn pool with these gentle and loving tales of passion! Each title is a straight bargain at only $18.99.

Our other promo running is a sale on select Immoral Studios titles - $14.99 each. With Immoral, you get to see lucky fans just like yourself getting jerked, sucked and fucked by top shelf, professional pornstars. Phoenix Marie and Gina Lynn deal out BJ’s, legendary Amber Lynn and newbie beauty Madison Parker are down to fuck everyday average Joe’s. Other recent newcummer’s include Danica Blue and Tanner Mayes are both jerkin the gherkin! This sale is also ending soon so be sure to take advantage of the discount ASAP!

Lastly, from the large pool of new talent that appears monthly, we have cultivated the hottest burgeoning flowers for August's New Starlets! These freshly picked bad girls are out to show you they got what it takes to make a lasting impression on adult – and on your spank bank. For instance there’s Lou Charmelle, one hot ass foreign babe with a no-holes-barred approach to hardcore sex. We’re also highlighting the very vivacious Tessa Taylor – that platinum bop, that juicy ass and girl-next-door aura – this babe is poised to make a mark on our little industry here. Only time will tell though, so head over now to snatch up some of her latest work, and see who else we chose for our coveted monthly New Starlet promo. Don’t forget, this month they are all 10% off! So get a move on.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn