September Sales!

Hey hey Porn folks,

We have a new month on our hands and I’ve a number of new promos to fill you in on. Plus, I’ve got some info on a coming-soon release that I think you need to check out. Read on for the details.

First up, we have a selection of DVD’s from Sweetheart Video going for a discounted sale price of $18.99. Lesbian Beauties abound – if all-girl finger, tongue and toy action is your thing, then you cannot go wrong with any of these titles. Erotic vignettes, alluring story lines and more, all starring the best and the brightest stars in adult. Highly rated and customer approved, you can’t go wrong with Sweetheart Video!

Next, you all know what this time of year brings… No, I’m not talking Christmas decorations 4 months early. It’s back to school time! And we have two sales to feed your need for hot teachers and naughty college chicks. With our hot for teacher sale we are inviting you to stay after class for extra… ass! These buttoned up milfs are taking it off and keeping the glasses on. Rise to the occasion and see where a little extra time in the classroom will get you. Tight pussies, big dirty asses and all the knowledge you’ll need in the post-graduate world of sex!

In most dorms you want to avoid any germs going around… unless it’s coed fever that is. Catch this one and have one of these short-skirted, shot-downing hotties hook you up with a little special care! In between hitting the books these babes are hitting the clubs looking for studs. Bookworms and cheerleaders are ready and waiting. Both these sales are sporting a 10% percent discount through the month of September.

Don’t forget, Halloween is on its way and, while it’s still a few weeks off, we couldn’t help but jump the gun and get our XXX Vamp promo out now. The undead have invaded every corner of modern culture and you can take a blood-sucking fiend home tonight. These ones are looking to suck on more than just your neck. Check out Tru: A XXX Parody and This Isn't Twilight - The XXX Parody for some spot on recreations of your favorite vampires. Or, check out The Wicked and The Vampire Sex Diaries, wholly original epics packed with hot chicks, big tits and fangs galore.

Speaking of dark parodies, be sure to check out the soon-to-be released Malice In Lalaland. This twisted, psychedelic take on the classic tale star XXX superstars Sasha Grey and Kagney Linn Karter. It features brooding atmosphere, an original soundtrack and hypnotic, highly arousing sex scenes. Released domestically by Vivid Video, Malice In Lalaland drops soon and is available for preorder now.

We have some surprises coming down the line. I can’t give away too many details yet. But let’s just say one of them rhymes with “Sexclusive”!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn