Wednesday, October 20, 2010

We Moved!


Hey there,

We Moved! You can now follow all our news, posts and updates at http://avublog.cduniverse.com/

We’ll still be the same quality of blogger that you’ve come to expect but now in a slightly more modern setting and with new features and articles to follow.

So go on, click it up to see my newest post!

Sincerely,

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Another AVU Exclusive!

Last August we announced and released our first exclusive compilation that Elegant Angel put together for us. Well, a little over a year later we are very happy to announce and release volume 2 from Elegant Angel, Big Booty Stars # 2!

This has all the ass-jiggling and wiggling that made the first one so popular. And, I may be biased, but I have to say, Elegant Angel has outdone themselves this time around.

Right off the bat, we’re treated to last volumes cover model, Alexis Texas, and her monumental backside. Fellow big butt vixen Ava Rose, who happens to be volume 2’s cover model, soon joins her! See what they did there?

Mark Ashley shows up and all of a sudden asses are flying around, cheeks are being slapped, dicks are sucked and holes get fucked. God bless the men who can keep up with not one, but two asses that big and beautiful.

It’s got to be said, today’s adult scene is just overflowing with mouth-watering asses, and we are happy to have the best of the best represented here. I say that because up next is Kelly Devine, the undisputed heiress to the big butt throne. She teases, she pleases she shakes her ass and offers up all her holes to hard poundings, and asks for more!

The heat is kept up and things just spiral out of control from here. Loads are dropped, faces are smothered and libidos are shaken to their very core – all in a good way of course. The rest of the scenes feature Kristina Rose, Austin Taylor Charley Chase, Brianna Love and Sunny Lane – all big-backed chicks, all in scenes taken from the hottest titles Elegant Angel has to offer.

It’s 4-full-hours of non-stop action and is well worth every penny at only $11.49 for 7 full-length scenes, tease and all. Released on September 29th, Big Booty Stars # 2 is currently available for same day shipping, until 3 P.M.

Quantities are again semi-limited so get yours A.S.A.P.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Big Boobs & Big Budgets!

Hello,

Depending on how deep you are into the modern porn scene, it’s probably obvious to you that things are changing. Sales are down, while mainstream acceptance is up. So much of the content is free… but who’s footing the bill?

Luckily many companies have a loyal fan base still willing to pay for a quality product. And luckily for you, and us, there are studios out there raising the bar and creating that quality product.

And that will bring me to today’s topic of new releases that are bringing something unique and highbrow to the table. Hopefully this is a trend that catches on, upping the stakes for all. Anybody can film people having sex. But it takes big ideas, big talent and big money to release worthwhile big-budget films. Many of which have been blurring the line between porn and mainstream.

First up is Bonny & Clide from Bluebird Films. Bluebird has produced nothing but quality plot-based films and with their latest outing the bar has been raised higher than ever before. Natasha Marley and Paul Chaplin are Bonny & Clide respectively.

This isn’t so much a porno as it is a period piece with hardcore sex as an aside. Though, that’s not to say the sex is lacking, because it’s anything but. Particularly when Natasha Marley’s involved. Naked or not, she’s truly gorgeous to behold – but especially while naked.

Paul Chaplin is great as the bad guy to root for, especially when he’s giving it to two chicks at the same time. Everything from the guns and cars to the outfits and set pieces have a genuinely authentic feel. This isn’t some cardboard cutout hack job, this stuff is topnotch!

While we all know how this one ends, Bonny & Clide is still an engaging watch, and succeeds as both entertainment and as erotica. Definite couples fare – this is a perfect starting place to introduce a shy lover into the world of porn.

Looking for more unique feature films? Check out this blog post about Malice In Lalaland, coming soon. And head here for the mind-bending sexual escapades found in Tabitha Steven’s newest release Sanatorium.

Finally, also from Bluebird is the much talked about BatfXXX. This sprawling XXX-epic features stunning special effects, through the roof production value and enough sex to put a smile on anyone’s face! I will have more info as the release date get closer but you can preorder it now to ensure you’re the first to see this much anticipated spoof.

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

Friday, September 17, 2010

Hot Friends & FootJobs!

Hey there,

Today I’m going to pick up our old format and give you guys a heads-up on some recently released titles we think you should check out!

First up, we have My Wife’s Hot Friend # 7. In this instance of fantasy you get the chance to act on the urges you’ve bottled up when it comes to your wife’s hot friend. She may be an old college roommate of hers, or even a coworker she’s close to, but whatever the relation, this chick is hot and you’ve wanted a go at her since the first time you saw her. Let loyalty and the vows of marriage stop you no longer.

In fact, the babes in this flick are so hot you’d be hard pressed to find girls like this in real life. Which is Just one more level of fantasy added onto what is already a dream come true. Esperanza Gomez is the newest, and hottest, Latina Milf to come by in a long time. She’s gorgeous, has melon-shaped tits and a set of legs and thighs to die for; that ass is damn near worth the alimony.

Bodacious blonde Shyla Stylez is here also. This busty bombshell has been fulfilling fantasies for years now, and would be considered your wife’s ridiculously hot friend. Another stacked wonder, she’s got tit galore, a plump, round rump and the smoldering good looks that’ll melt your ring. Ava Devine is a mega Milf seductress that has us giving her whatever she wants when she wants it. As long as she’s naked that is. The Barbie like Brittany O’Neil and Skylar Price complete this dream team of poon!

Released this week by Naughty America, My Wife's Hot Friend # 7 is giving you another chance to indulge the fantasy without putting anything up to chance.

Now for something completely different, we bring you Barefoot Confidential # 66 from the masters of the niche Kick Ass Pictures. While we’re not opposed to sexy foot jobs, it’s just not something we usually cover. But we’re highlighting this one because A.) Kick Ass pictures kicks ass, B.) It’s more than just foot action so there’s something for everyone and C.) This is a killer roster of seriously sexy girls.

Amia Moretti is a recent up-and-comer who’s been on everyone’s dirty mind. She’s cute, slim and up for anything. Plus she’s perfect for this role: long legs, a tight little butt and size 7-½ feet. Plus she gets all the way down and dirty. Always a plus!

Porcelain-skinned, strawberry blonde Ally Ann appears while big-footed bad girls Brooke Banner and Nikki Brooks get it on in some girl-girl action. Miley Ann and Katie Cummings are here to give up their feet… and everything else. All scenes feature hot foot play and hardcore sex acts for your viewing pleasure. Released this week, Barefoot Confidential # 66 is your place for action.

Look at that, another week in the books. Hope you all have a banging weekend and we’ll see you back here Tuesday for some more up-skirt dirt!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Redheads & Assholes!

Hello,

For today’s post I am once again going to give you the lowdown on two titles that will be up on the homepage tomorrow.

Nobody does it better than Naughty America. And nobody does red better than them either. With the extremely desirable Faye Reagan on the cover, Nobody Does It Redder # 4 is bound to be an orgasmic viewing experience. Crimson milf Darla Crane performs as well as fellow redheads Violet Monroe, Paris Kennedy and brand-new cutie Marina Blue!

Porcelain skin, tight pink holes, puffy nipples and a fiery sexuality are the defining traits found only in the alluring animal that is the redhead! Temperatures are on the rise this week as these sultry minxes set the screen, and our homepage on fire!

Next we have What An Asshole from West Coast Productions. As wonderful as vaginas are, sometimes you need a lil something extra to spice things up. Which brings me to butt sex, well more specifically assholes. Now, there are assholes and then there are ASSHOLES. Puckered poopers that’ll suck a dick in as easily as it will a finger.

After pumping one of these succulent starfish full of your steam sauce you wont be able to keep yourself form exclaiming “What An Asshole!” Add an interracial twist and you’ve got the makings for one hell of a XXX movie.

The biggest stars are getting their booties bored out by the biggest black dicks. Hardcore anal queen Tory Lane takes the butt pipe like the insatiable professional she is. Anal sex princess Amy Brooke and Dana De Armond’s hungry-hungry assholes get violated – and love every gaping second of it. Violet Monroe and Tatiana Kush and their pretty winkers round out the rest of the female cast. Rico Strong, Mr. Marcus, LT, Prince Yahshua, Jon Jon and Cuntre Pipes are doing the deep oil drilling!

These two titles and more will be up on the homepage tomorrow afternoon. Friday I mentioned an up-n-coming surprise. That is still in the works and I will have more details in the coming days.

To reiterate on my last post, don’t forget to check out all our new sales. They will only be up through the rest of the month so you need to get em while the getting’s good!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn