Friday, October 30, 2009

Happy Halloween!

Hey hey!

It’s another lovely Friday afternoon, probably one of the last nice days we’ll have this year, so make sure you get out there and enjoy it. To top it all of its devil’s night, which means tomorrow is Halloween! I’ll be hitting the bars Saturday drinking it up and catching a couple of killer local shows. Hope you all have a safe & scary weekend. I’m not going to take the obvious route this week and highlight some spooky flick in honor of the holiday. Instead this post is gonna be about wonderfully sexy, caramel-colored black girls.

Black Curvy Cuties is up first. There really is something crazy-sexy about a good-looking curvy black woman and these chicks are no exception. They are all hooked up with dangerous curves, supple tits and asses to die for. Just released recently from Loaded Digital, this title stars Cherokee, Mone Divine, Tia Cherry, Ayana Angel, Roxy Reynolds and more. These curvaceous vixens are spreading the love and getting pounded out by some of the biggest meat packers in the game.

This is sex, not at its rawest, but at it’s purest. Playful and erotic, this is the kind of movie you could put on to get you and your lover revved up for your own action. Each girl is decked out in alluring fetishistic lingerie and most of them keep the gear on throughout the scene. If she put the effort into looking good, why be so quick to take it off right? If this sounds like your cup of coco head over now and order these honies today!

Black Lesbian Hunters is up next. This is the perfect companion to the first title. Because if one black woman is hot, then two and three grinding up on each other must be off the hook scorching! That sounds like great logic to me and this movie delivers. This is the first in a series from West Coast Productions and features girls going lesbo for the first time on camera.

You’ll see Melody Nakai, Angel Cummings, Taylor Layne, Bella Moretti, Rane Revere, Christina Copafeel, Candace Nicole, Vanessa B, McKenzie Sweet, Jaslin Dian, Janeah Jolie and Amaya Summer all engaging in kitty cat black box licking, fingering and toy playing! These girls are funky & crunky with badonkadonk donkey butts with a craving for other soft-skinned beauties. This brand new title features the quality you can expect from West Coast Productions!

That’s it for today. I’ll be back on Tuesday for our next post. We have a ton of new sales on the horizon so come on back to keep up!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Two New Features!

Hello,

This week I really need to watch what I say and choose my words carefully. I’m going to make sure I’m not the least bit boring. Because I sure don’t want Balki coming down on me like he did on the Top Gun Maverick, ha-ha. It’s a weird world we live in folks. If you haven’t heard the story… well don’t worry about it - you’re not missing much. The absurdity of it did make me laugh and I figured what better way to open up a post about plot-based adult flicks than with a mention of this “news” story.

Now, on we go into the decidedly “normal by comparison” world of adult entertainment with Angelina Armani Overcome. The latest release from Digital Playground is a sordid tale of lust and longing starring the breathtakingly beautiful Angelina Armani. This world-renowned studio has been producing high-quality titles for years and it’s been too long since we mentioned them here.

This particular title is equal parts smutty sex film and daytime soap. In other words it features gonzo-caliber sex scenes taking place in lavish, stylized sets. There’s a good amount of actual acting going on here as well. Granted, a lot of it’s on par with what you might find on TV at 1 in the afternoon but all in all it is entertaining and keeps your attention in between the sex.

The cast is stellar featuring, the hottest, hard-bodied females in the titular Angelina, Carmel Moore, Heather Vahn and Bridgette B! The lucky dudes getting down with them are Danny Mountain, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue & Scott Nails, basically, some of the most in-demand male talent out there. Available to order now, Angelina Armani Overcome is a worthwhile addition to Digital Playground’s already legendary catalog.

Next up we have Lies. This Alektra Blue-powered vehicle comes right on the heels of the highly-praised 2040 and is looking to be just as popular, seeing as both titles are from the adult titans over at Wicked Pictures. Directed by Francois Clousot, Lies is a “whodunit” that’s centered around a mysterious death. Think of it as the Usual Suspects, just with less limping and much more vagina.

Another stunning cast is assembled for this thriller. Sky-eyed Alektra Blue and super starlet jessica drake grace the screen alongside fellow contract star Kristen Price. Rounding out the roster is the dark and seductive Rayveness. The male talent is once again a list of top stars in the industry with Rocco Reed, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson and Barrett Blade. Whether little and white or shocking and grand, Lies is sure to keep you on edge in all the right ways!

Lastly, I wanted to let you, our adult audience, know about some mainstream goings-on. Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is currently available for preorder and is rumored to be potentially tough to find once it hits stores. Well fear not! Because we should have plenty in stock once it drops – get yourself on our pre-order list and you’ll be sure to score a copy. Who’s better than us? We give you the skinny on the hottest adult releases and in the same note, we make sure our gamers get the hook-up as well.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

New Burning Angel & New Tom Byron

Hello,

After this weekend I have come to the conclusion, albeit not the most profound one, that most chicks these days use Halloween as an excuse to dress like dirty little sluts. I for one, as I’m sure most of you will agree, find this completely and utterly… awesome! I had the opportunity to throw an early costumed-themed party and am delighted to say that most of the chicks that showed up were dressed like strippers on a spending spree. Man, I love this time of year.

But I digress. I just wanted to share that with you as it allows me to segue into our first title, Big Boobs Are Cool # 3: Revenge of the Areola. I chose this one because, as some of you may have read, I have a penchant for tattooed punk & metal chicks. These girls look like they’re dressed for Halloween all year round and that’s pretty groovy.

The tits in this movie aren’t the usual balloon-like airbag porn fare. These chicks are natural, dark-haired, gorgeous and rocking some of the sickest artwork this side of your local tattoo shop. As far the sex itself goes, it’s sweaty, nasty and plentiful. There’s oral, tit fucking, anal, interracial and there’s even an eye-patch thrown in for good measure courtesy of Nova T.A.! The rest of the cast is just as freaky with Joanna Angel, Regan Reese, Roxxxie Rose and Bella Vendetta! So yeah, man, big boobs are great… but natural tattooed boos are cooler than the other side of the pillow! This title will be available for shipping tomorrow and is available now for preorder.

To get the complete experience hit up the toy page to see our line of Joanna Angel themed line of toys. Do you and/or your girl think you’re Burning Angel material? Pick up one of these babies and find out just how bad you can be.

Now, I know I tend to delve into what I personally like quite often, and that’s all fine and good. But what I would really like to be able to do is find out what you the customer want to hear about. Because after all this is the AVU.com blog, not the Hank Longhorn show, ha-ha. So, as I said in the last post, the comments are open, ready and waiting for anyone to drop us a line, critique or suggestion.

Ok, back to business. You guys need to check out the latest release from Tom Byron Pictures, Big Ass Fixation # 5. Tom has been in the game for years as a performer and has done just as well recently from behind the scenes with his studio. Tom is the undisputed king of coochie!

This latest release in the series features big butt superstars Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Vannah Sterling & Lux May. Everyone one of these chicks are rock-solid reasons to have an ass fixation and these scenes will get you hot, heavy and hooked. Each butt is greased up, slapped around, worshipped, with plenty of anal action going down.

Tom was kind enough recently to shoot a promo spot for us in Times Square with the irresistibly cute Sunny Lane. You can see the Youtube video here. She highlights King Of Coochie # 4, which features an off-the-wall hot scene with her and Sasha Grey and tons more! Head over now to see why this, and the rest of Tom Byron Pictures films absolutely rule!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Big Butt Beauties!

Howdy folks,

And here we go. With another killer weekend ender my belt I’m feeling recharged and ready to rock and/or roll. Though, seeing as how I’ve had three cups of coffee this morning, my exuberance could easily be attributed to that java, java, java. Regardless though, there are many new things to get into today as far as Adult Video Universe itself goes. But first, let’s talk some porn, you don’t mind right?

I Love Sadie West. Well, I don’t really know her well enough to say I love her, but I am quite the fan. I find everything about her irresistible. Those sparkling eyes and pouty lips just do something to me. Her jet-black hair and come-hither bangs. And that body… Those supple and natural breasts, that plump round butt that pleads for a paddling, and that tattoo… I don’t know if I’ve told you guys before but I am a flat-out sucker for a tatted-up starlet. The more ink the better, in fact. Last but not least would be her sexuality. This girl displays unbridled passion in all of her scenes. There’s something undeniably alluring in watching her transition from a horny hellcat at the start of a scene to seeing her spent, satisfied and purring at the finish. Wouldn’t you agree?

I love Sadie is a brand-new release from New Sensations. Just released today, this 2 Disc Collector's Edition DVD features 10 screen scorching scenes culled from her ever-expanding catalogue. In spite of her being relatively new to the adult stage, this dirty little nymphet has accomplished more than enough to win my, and hopefully your, slavering devotion. This is one title that I will not be passing up.

Now, Sadie isn’t the only big-butt newbie to be garnering attention lately. Vince Vouyer, through his Jules Jordan distributed label, Unleashed, is bringing you another 5 big-backed cuties! Some are well-established gals, while some are only just getting started.

Butt Dialed, just released today, October 13th, stars the hottest, recent names to be considered worthy of ass-worship. There’s also a couple of firsts happening here. You’ll see Diamond Foxxx finally doing anal then look on, as Nikki Sexxx takes on all cummers in her first ever 4-on-1 scene! Rounding out the show are Jayden James, Veronica Rayne and Kelly Divine. This is another scorcher that will not be flying under my radar!

Time to move onto to some recent occurrences. First, as I’ve pushed for before, you guys can now, officially, leave us comments on this blog. Unfortunately it’s not retroactive, but from this post on we look forward to getting feedback. Don’t be shy either; we want to hear what you, the fans & customers think, not just of this blog, but also of AVU in general. What can we do to improve your shopping experience? Just click on the title of this paticular blog and that will take you to a page which will have a comment box at the bottom.

Finally, we are updating all our social media outlets.

You can now find us on twitter at http://twitter.com/AdultVideoU. And be sure to follow me as well at http://twitter.com/AVU_Hank. We are excited to be available to you everywhere we can and will continue to widen our range in the coming weeks and months. And that should just about do it for today!

Till next time, keep it sleazy!

Hank Longhorn

Friday, October 9, 2009

Hello,

I don’t know about you guys but I’m pretty happy that it’s Friday. It’s been a hell of a week for me and it seems for the world in general. The pace of life feels like its increased ten-fold lately and everywhere you turn there’s bad news, media sensationalism and just all-around negative vibes.

That’s where we come in. Is there any better way to escape than to put your favorite starlet into the DVD player for some vicarious alone time? Probably, but since we can’t all go jet-setting off to the Riviera, these titles will cure much of what ails you.

Recently released from Reality Kings comes Big Tits Boss # 8. This AVN-nominated series features gorgeous milfs taking charge of work and sexuality - yours and theirs. In this latest entry you’ll get legendary beauty Julia Ann, the exotic queen of curves Carmella Bing as well as Diamond Kitty, Rebecca Lane, Karen Fisher & Angela Aspen. These are all hot & busty boss milfs and they are all yours.

Whether it was your boss or not, most of us have had the hots for some cheeky broad around the office or workplace. If you haven’t had the pleasure of taking your longing to the next level, then this DVD is the one for you.

Next up is another recent release, this time from Penthouse studios. All Night At The DDD Diner is a big tit feature about fast women serving up fast food and a little something extra on the side. Directed by porn stalwart Diana Devoe, this title stars Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Sienna West, Janet Mason, John E Depth, Tommy Gunn and Randy Spears.

This is one all-night diner where you can eat in then turn around and eat out. The waitress that is! All Night At The DDD Diner is packed with all the quality Penthouse sex you know and love. Order up this DVD and get a doggy bag for that bone of yours!

Ok, that’s enough puns out of me. I don’t know about you but I feel better already just reading about these titles. I hope they’ll bring you a little bit of that happiness as well.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Obsessions, Vampires & BOGOs!

Hello,

Hank here and ready to get another one of these blog posts up and running for you guys! I had the opportunity this weekend to spend some time around the lovely performers we all love so much. I must say it was a charming time and I’m always grateful when I have the chance to meet our little starlets. We have some awesome surprises in the works so keep it here for exclusive content, coming soon!

For today though, we’re going to be taking a deep dive into a recently released gem, to help you, the customer, wade through the tide of recent releases and to make a well-informed purchase! Because we’re good like that.

Obsessions won’t be released until tomorrow but you can head over now and secure your preorder. Released by Third Degree Films with first-time director Rebeca Linares at the helm, Obsessions looks to be one hell of a good time. In this title you will see the unleashing of the insatiable sexuality displayed by Rebeca Linares, Kristina Rose, Savannah Stern, Estrella Flores, Aiden Star and Cassandra Cruz. These girls are obsessed with sex and cumming and will break you in half in their never-ending pursuit for satisfaction.

Compulsions, fixations & fascinations… it’s all here and caught in the moment for your enjoyment. Careful though, this is one addictive DVD, and you run the risk of falling prey to their obsessions as well!

Next, I want to fill you in on some of the new promo’s that have launched recently.

Last week we launched our Creatures Of The Night promo. As you know it’s that time of the year again. So as the pumpkins pop up on the doorsteps and we all scramble to get a costume ready, AVU is bringing you a selection of vampire titles at a discounted price. Vamps are unquestionably the sexiest monsters out there and blend seamlessly with adult entertainment. Be it a straight-laced feature or a comedic parody these undead divas know how to give you what you need, anytime of night. Go on; give in to your desire for immortal passion and desire by picking up one of these titles!

Lastly, we have two brand new Buy-One-Get-One promos running right now. One is from Vouyer Media and features a quality selection of their best titles. You know how it works, pick one title at regular price and choose from two sets of DVD’s to get free! The other is from Abigail Productions, the well-known creators of genuinely erotic lesbian porn. We’ve got four of their sexuality-soaked titles up for sale and an additional four picks you’ll get free!

Both of these promos will are available now until November 4th and can be found, along with all our other promos, on the Adult Video Universe Special Features page! Check it out; you won’t be disappointed!

Sincerely,

Hanks Longhorn

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Latin Superstars & Chocolate Honeys!

Hello,

Hank here, coming at you on a Thursday since I won’t be around tomorrow. As always though I’ve got a great update for ya’s that’s all about the girls-girls-girls!

The first title up today is Evalutionary, one of the big four releases from Elegant Angel for their superstars series! This big production shines a bright & beaming spotlight on busty Latina queen Eva Angelina. What truly shines through though is her passion for sexual gratification. This is one girl that lives to cum and is willing to do anything for the big “O”. And it’s all wrapped-up here in one beautiful slick package. Inside which you’ll find raucous sex, anal, girl-girl tease and threesomes, oil slathered tits, interracial and so much more.

Evalutionary also features Rachel Starr, Kristina Rose and some of the best and biggest male stars around. Just released on September 29th and directed by William H., this is without a doubt one flick you don’t want to miss!

Next up is Girls Greasin’ Girls # 3. Also released on September 29th this black girl-girl title from Black Ice stars some of the hottest chocolate honeys out there getting greased-up and kinky. The fun doesn’t end there though. Theses girls are on a mission to satisfy. And boy do they know how. Every oiled-up pair of tits, every fat ass gets licked, slapped, poked and prodded with fingers, tongues and toys galore. I happened to notice that most of the toys used in this movie are from Evolved Novelties, which we still have a running promotion for. So if you wanna take home of piece of the action, now you can. These luscious and stacked candy girls are in it for one thing and they know that another woman’s touch is sometimes, just what the libido ordered.

Directed by Tony Flush, Girls Greasin' Girls # 3’s full cast list features Aryana Starr, Melody Nakai, Angel Cummings, Bella Moretti, Christina Copafeel, Taylor Layne, Mahogany Bliss, Mariah Kakes, Tequila Rose & Riyanna Skie. Wow, with that much soaking wet brown sugar going around, we wouldn’t be surprised if your DVD came in dripping wet. Order your copy today to find out.

Well that’s it for today! I’m out of here for the weekend. I’ll be bringing back something special for you guys that I’ll have ready in the coming weeks. So, keep an eye peeled and as always… enjoy that weekend!

Hank Longhorn