Tuesday, October 20, 2009

New Burning Angel & New Tom Byron

Hello,

After this weekend I have come to the conclusion, albeit not the most profound one, that most chicks these days use Halloween as an excuse to dress like dirty little sluts. I for one, as I’m sure most of you will agree, find this completely and utterly… awesome! I had the opportunity to throw an early costumed-themed party and am delighted to say that most of the chicks that showed up were dressed like strippers on a spending spree. Man, I love this time of year.

But I digress. I just wanted to share that with you as it allows me to segue into our first title, Big Boobs Are Cool # 3: Revenge of the Areola. I chose this one because, as some of you may have read, I have a penchant for tattooed punk & metal chicks. These girls look like they’re dressed for Halloween all year round and that’s pretty groovy.

The tits in this movie aren’t the usual balloon-like airbag porn fare. These chicks are natural, dark-haired, gorgeous and rocking some of the sickest artwork this side of your local tattoo shop. As far the sex itself goes, it’s sweaty, nasty and plentiful. There’s oral, tit fucking, anal, interracial and there’s even an eye-patch thrown in for good measure courtesy of Nova T.A.! The rest of the cast is just as freaky with Joanna Angel, Regan Reese, Roxxxie Rose and Bella Vendetta! So yeah, man, big boobs are great… but natural tattooed boos are cooler than the other side of the pillow! This title will be available for shipping tomorrow and is available now for preorder.

To get the complete experience hit up the toy page to see our line of Joanna Angel themed line of toys. Do you and/or your girl think you’re Burning Angel material? Pick up one of these babies and find out just how bad you can be.

Now, I know I tend to delve into what I personally like quite often, and that’s all fine and good. But what I would really like to be able to do is find out what you the customer want to hear about. Because after all this is the AVU.com blog, not the Hank Longhorn show, ha-ha. So, as I said in the last post, the comments are open, ready and waiting for anyone to drop us a line, critique or suggestion.

Ok, back to business. You guys need to check out the latest release from Tom Byron Pictures, Big Ass Fixation # 5. Tom has been in the game for years as a performer and has done just as well recently from behind the scenes with his studio. Tom is the undisputed king of coochie!

This latest release in the series features big butt superstars Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Vannah Sterling & Lux May. Everyone one of these chicks are rock-solid reasons to have an ass fixation and these scenes will get you hot, heavy and hooked. Each butt is greased up, slapped around, worshipped, with plenty of anal action going down.

Tom was kind enough recently to shoot a promo spot for us in Times Square with the irresistibly cute Sunny Lane. You can see the Youtube video here. She highlights King Of Coochie # 4, which features an off-the-wall hot scene with her and Sasha Grey and tons more! Head over now to see why this, and the rest of Tom Byron Pictures films absolutely rule!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

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