Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Goodbye '09!

Hello,

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that I’m not the only one who is happy the holidays are just about over. I mean presents are fun and all and seeing the family is great, but, man…2010 can not get here quick enough. Hope you all had a bangin’ holiday and that you all have grandly devious shenanigans planned to ring in the New Year with. As long as no one gets arrested and everyone lives through the night, you guys will make Hank proud!

As many of you know, the annual AVN award nominations are announced around Thanksgiving with the actual award show being in January. Until the winners are crowned, we hand-picked an assortment of some of the high-profile nominees to put on sale for a limited time. There’s Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, The 8th Day, 2040, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody plus many more. So place your bets on who you think is going to win and click here to see our selections!

Today we are going to take a look at Nobody Does It Redder # 3. Of course, everyone loves the blondes and most of us have a special place in our pants for them dark-haired brunettes, but the hue of hair that usually gets the least amount of attention are those smooth, pale-skinned nymphs…redheads! Well Naughty America is here to rectify this obvious travesty.

The third edition features a hot handful of fair-skinned fire-crotches with insatiable hankerings for man meat. You’ll see Nikki Rhodes, Sophie Dee, Sexy Vanessa, Marie McCray and Brittany Blaze engaging in blistering fornication with the sexually scorching skills to back up their burning locks. This DVD will be up on the homepage tomorrow but I’m giving you the heads up now so you can get up on it.

The next thing I want to get into today is a new label we’ve recently added to the site and one of their soon-to-be-released titles. We’re happy to tell you that Internet sensation My Sexy Kittens is now available on DVD and we have a handful of them up on our site. While only a couple of titles are available now, the next release, My Sexy Kittens # 22, will be dropping Friday and this one looks to be amazingly sexy.

Gaining underground, word-of-mouth success with gorgeous, young, nubile hotties, this label is now ready to try its hand in the DVD market. We’ll have as many titles as we can for you guys and, personally, I can’t wait to check them out myself!

I think you guys will do good to follow my lead and snatch these movies up. You’ll see full-length eroticism, girl-girl oil orgies, titillating toy-tease masturbation scenes as well as straight up hardcore, hard-pounding sex, all with foxy, college-aged babes. Like I said, I will be following these guys ‘cuz I just want to see what they will do next.

Oh… almost forgot. Be sure to check out our interview with Kayden Kross. If you like it, be sure to pass the link around to all your porn-minded pals. We’d like to keep this interview series going so we hope you guys come out and support it. While I can’t tell you exactly who else we have waiting in the wings, I can tell you that they are big, big names and that you really want to see what these starlets have to say. Trust. And let us know what you think!

Just like last week, we wont be here for a Friday post, but I think today should be enough to hold ya’ over. With this year just about finished, we’d like to thank you - our loyal fans – for all of your support. Together, we can make 2010 even bigger with more features, sales and promos to keep you and your wallet happy.

Till next year,

Hank Longhorn

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

"Sleaze-ons" Greetings!

Hello,

So this is it. The final mad-dash, hustling-rush to finish up all that holiday shopping, finalize all the family plans and, most importantly, start prepping for New Year’s Eve. To give you guys a heads up, we will not be here this Friday. Which means that next Tuesday will be our last post of 2009 and, while we are sad to see this year go, we are stoked as can be for 2010 and plan to keep our current streak of awesomeness going.

Now, onto the goods… last week I brought your attention to one of Elegant Angels newest releases, Porn's Top Black Models. Well this week we are diversifying even more so by bringing you 69 Flavas # 5.

Coming from the fine folks at The Candy Shop this just released title is packed full of more goodies than Santa’s sack. Pick this joint up and you’ll see black studs banging out black, white, Latin, Asian and even a few Euro chicks thrown in for good measure. You’ll be hard pressed to find the slightest iota of discrimination here. Basically, if the girl is hot and ready, these cats want a shot at her and they want it now.

Just released today, 69 Flavas # 5 stars Katja Kassin, Tia Tanaka, Ashley Gracie, Victoria Lan, Camrie Foxxx, Sakura and more in a sexual display of unity that should make you proud to live in such a free nation. Or at the least, ya know, provide some high quality entertainment/wank material. Grab your copy today!

It goes without saying that big-titted, voluptuous blondes have always been a staple of the porn industry. It could also be argued that they are its bread and butter. What is not as well known is just how much these filthy vixens love other blonde dynamos such as themselves.

What could be hotter than two stunning and statuesque blondes going down on each other? Well plenty. Throw in some finger and toy play, add some tribbing between the blonde goddesses and you’ve got a recipe for scorching sensuality of the platinum kind. Populated by a roster of some of the hottest euro temptresses around, Blondes Love Blondes # 2 from Swank, is a not to be missed display of soaking wet girl-girl action.

Ok folks, I must be wrapping this up as I still have a large majority of my shopping to get done. So from me, and the rest of the AVU crew, here’s to all the best this holiday season. May you get all you wished for and may you all stay safe, snug, warm and happy this year!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Friday, December 18, 2009

Porn's TBMs & Brazen Brazzers

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Promos, Interviews & More!

Hello,

A sincere apology to our dedicated faithful, those that noticed we didn’t get a post up this past Friday! I was way under the weather and could not muster the fortitude to bring you your bi-weekly dose of AVU news and happenings. Fear not my frisky friends! I am just about 100% better and am ready to rock this unseasonably warm Tuesday in December.

To get things started today I’ve got some more new promo info to lay on ya’s. Launched just last week was our brand new first ever Jules Jordan Video sale. This is an especially righteous bargain in my opinion, as this studio’s titles tend to be on the pricier side. But as the old adage goes, you get what you pay for, and when you volunteer that extra scratch for a Jules title, you get your money’s worth…and more.

Now, when you take this kind of content & package, this caliber of starlet & special features, and add on the flat rate of $19.99, well…what more could you really want? This has been a real benchmark year for us in the level of specials we are able to bring you and this one is way up on the list. Even I must admit, it’s just going to get better and better. So keep checking here and on our site because the hits are just going to keep on coming. Take tomorrow for instance, we will have a big sexy, sweaty and busty Brazzers sale going.

And, granted, this is the holiday season – and even ole Hank here doesn’t give porno for presents – but – we believe in splurging on ourselves as well. So in between secret Santa and gifts for the significant other, be sure to swing by here and get something for your hard-working, hard-partying, hard-loving selves. On which note, I’m going to shift gears and tell you about our new toy promo. With this one, you can hit two birds with one stone and get her, and you, a kinky little gift, in one convenient stop.

Our Fun Factory promo, running now, features a diverse selection of some of the company’s hottest items. From vibes and butt beads to lotions and potions, this German toy manufacturer has just what you need to keep both you, and the Missus, teased and pleased this holiday season, and all year round. Oh – and… this sales has all these toys for 20% off. We thought you’d dig that.

The last little bit I have for today is another special event we are all proud of. We have our first starlet interview ready and waiting for your viewing pleasure. And just whom is the lucky lady sitting in the AVU hot seat for the first time? Well that would be the uber lovely Kayden Kross. I’m not playing this up either fellas. When I had the chance to meet this woman I was seriously stunned. Because not only is she strikingly gorgeous, but she’s smart and level-headed too. Want to know what her guilty pleasures are? Want to know what she’s going to school for? Want to know what she’s thinks of Manuel Ferrara’s girth? Click here to find out.

I hope this wealth of info and goodies is enough to make up for my absence Friday. As always come back soon and leave us some comments. We are here and willing to listen. Tell us what you think.

Till next time

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Brand New BOGOs!

Hello,

She’s here she’s here! Lisa Ann and the rest of her Milfy wonder friends are in the building. That’s right, this morning we got our new exclusive Milf Squad in. So for all those who placed an order you can expect that baby in the very near future. And if you haven’t ordered one yet – what are you waiting for? You can’t get this title anywhere else. So get on it!

Now, onto the business at hand. Today’s post is going to be about our two new Bogo promos, the first of which is from Red Light Studios. These guys are a favorite around here and we are stoked to be bringing you this special. RLD has it all – bangin’ box covers, all the bells and whistles special features wise and of course stunning sex scenes. As far as the talent goes they nail it there too. From top A-list stars to young Up-n-Coming cuties, Red Light has it down to a science, baby. And we’ve got a great selection of recent titles in our Bogo. You know how it goes. Pick one DVD and choose from two sets of movies to get for free… Pretty groovy right? So, get on it and get ordering.

The other Bogo we’ve got running is from them pioneers of poon at Hustler. Everyone knows the story, and now you can get to know the product with this sale. These folks got it going on as well. They have a cavalcade of niches – legal teen, milf, Latin lesbian – it’s all here. Naturally the talent is off the hook. Gorgeous veterans performing alongside beautiful & nubile new babes! With such a well earned and deserving reputation you really cant go wrong with Hustler, especially when you can Buy-One-Get-One free!

And that is pretty much going to do it today. We’ve got a lot going on, between keeping up with current promotions and creating new ones, we hardly have time to catch our breath. But it’s all for you guys and if it keeps yall happy then we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Till Next Time,

Hank Longhorn

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Hello,

Well, I hope everyone had a great holiday and that you all stayed safe in your pre-dawn mad dash for savings! I, myself stayed home and slept in. It was a glorious morning to be conked out till damn near noon, ha-ha. Thanks to those who took advantage of our weekend long sales, too. Those who didn’t – don’t worry – there are plenty more coming down the line and I will be here to let you know about them.

As far as our update goes, for this post I’m going to bring it all back around and talk about round backsides! New from Lethal Hardcore we have Big Oiled Up Asses # 3. These guys are a bit of a sleeper label, in that they aren’t as high profile as some of the others, but they are there and they do produce awesome niche titles and this is no exception.

This title has it all. Big butts, big sex and big up-n-coming starlets in Allie Haze, Brooke Lee Adams, Reagan Conner, Catalina Taylor and Ashley Coda. These chicks all have fat butts, killer bodies and quickly expanding bodies of work. Each and every one of them gets greased down, oiled up and put through the sexual ringer!

Lastly, I am sad to bring news that David Aaron Clark passed away just recently. David was a diligent director with a real flair for his work and an obvious fondness for the Asian lovelies that populated the majority of his titles. Mr. Clark was a wonderful talent and his too-short time here will always be immortalized in the body of work he has left behind.

Till next time, keep it sleazy gang,

Hank Longhorn