A sincere apology to our dedicated faithful, those that noticed we didn’t get a post up this past Friday! I was way under the weather and could not muster the fortitude to bring you your bi-weekly dose of AVU news and happenings. Fear not my frisky friends! I am just about 100% better and am ready to rock this unseasonably warm Tuesday in December.
To get things started today I’ve got some more new promo info to lay on ya’s. Launched just last week was our brand new first ever Jules Jordan Video sale. This is an especially righteous bargain in my opinion, as this studio’s titles tend to be on the pricier side. But as the old adage goes, you get what you pay for, and when you volunteer that extra scratch for a Jules title, you get your money’s worth…and more.Now, when you take this kind of content & package, this caliber of starlet & special features, and add on the flat rate of $19.99, well…what more could you really want? This has been a real benchmark year for us in the level of specials we are able to bring you and this one is way up on the list. Even I must admit, it’s just going to get better and better. So keep checking here and on our site because the hits are just going to keep on coming. Take tomorrow for instance, we will have a big sexy, sweaty and busty Brazzers sale going.
And, granted, this is the holiday season – and even ole Hank here doesn’t give porno for presents – but – we believe in splurging on ourselves as well. So in between secret Santa and gifts for the significant other, be sure to swing by here and get something for your hard-working, hard-partying, hard-loving selves. On which note, I’m going to shift gears and tell you about our new toy promo. With this one, you can hit two birds with one stone and get her, and you, a kinky little gift, in one convenient stop.
Our Fun Factory promo, running now, features a diverse selection of some of the company’s hottest items. From vibes and butt beads to lotions and potions, this German toy manufacturer has just what you need to keep both you, and the Missus, teased and pleased this holiday season, and all year round. Oh – and… this sales has all these toys for 20% off. We thought you’d dig that.
The last little bit I have for today is another special event we are all proud of. We have our first starlet interview ready and waiting for your viewing pleasure. And just whom is the lucky lady sitting in the AVU hot seat for the first time? Well that would be the uber lovely Kayden Kross. I’m not playing this up either fellas. When I had the chance to meet this woman I was seriously stunned. Because not only is she strikingly gorgeous, but she’s smart and level-headed too. Want to know what her guilty pleasures are? Want to know what she’s going to school for? Want to know what she’s thinks of Manuel Ferrara’s girth? Click here to find out.
I hope this wealth of info and goodies is enough to make up for my absence Friday. As always come back soon and leave us some comments. We are here and willing to listen. Tell us what you think.
Till next time
Hank Longhorn
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