We'll Try Anything Once!

Hello,

Today I’d like to change things up a bit. Instead of our usual format where I dig on a couple of recent titles, I’m going to take a deeper look at one single title. Something that isn’t brand, brand new - but something that’s not old news either. Kind of like a mildly late review, ha-ha.

For our first attempt at this I went with a title that is more my personal taste and I hope you’ll dig it as well. So let’s get started with Joanna Angel And James Deen's European Vacation. Not quite a parody, not exactly a balls-out gonzo flick – this movie is another Alt-Porn foray from the cool cats at Burning Angel. It has the lovely little tat-punk-princess Joanna Angel, paired up with the AVN Award Winning James Deen! So far, so good! Let’s accompany the couple one their sordid and exciting European Vacation.

Things start off great with some sight-seeing and outdoor boning. It all goes south, however, when they lose their passports and traveler’s checks. The resourceful couple, not willing to let anything stop them from having a good time, resorts to selling off James Dean’s member to local hotties.

Joanna and James have great chemistry together, during and in between the sex – this goes a long way in making this title entertaining, funny and sexy as hell. Having undeniable fun and garnering some new friends along the way, everything works out in the end for the enterprising couple as they finally procure enough cash to get home. As the credits roll, we are treated to a candid picture montage, ala “The Hangover”.

The sex is plentiful and varied. There’s plenty of boy/girl action, multiple girl/girl scenes with some threesomes and a foursome thrown in as well. Proving that she is more than capable, and showing that she has grown abundantly in the talent department, Joanna Angel once again tackles the task of directing with skill and aplomb.

All-in-all this is no amateur effort. They do a fantastic job capturing scenic European sites is then coupling them with a punk/metal soundtrack and attitude – creating a unique atmosphere and experience. This also does the job of not only being entertaining, it gives the feel that this could actually be the footage genuinely captured. Add to that the humorous special features and you’ve got yourself a great film that’s pleasing on multiple levels.

So there you have it. Hope you will enjoy this flick as much as I did.

Later,

Hank Longhorn

Snapping Off At The Wrist!

Hello,

Hank had a straight banger of a weekend and is still not fully recovered yet. I’m just going to rip some info off to you guys and split. So don’t mind my brevity, which I doubt you will. After all, it is only Tuesday. I do have a short little blurb saved for the end of this one relating to some groovy non-porn info.

You’ve seen her around for years. You’ve seen her develop into a stunning fox and even better still, she is finally legal. My Sister's Hot Friend # 18 gives you the opportunity to finally close the deal with that teasing little hottie! Jessica Lynn, Carmen McCarthy, Kiara Diane, Lindy Lane – and the built-for-sex body of Jayden Jaymes are the girls you’ve lusted for and can now finally have.

Just released Thursday the 22nd My Sister's Hot Friend # 18 from Naughty America is quality as usual. Live the fantasy today!

Next, is Adorable Girls # 10 from Swank. This title is full of just that – adorable girls with voracious sexual appetites that must be satisfied. Not to be held up with the lack of a willing man, these girls will tease, please and pleasure themselves with their arsenal of probing toys. Luckily for us, they made sure to have the camera rolling and we get to see every sticky second of their self-serving, self-pleasuring lust!

But it’s not just about the toy play. The focal point is how drop-dead gorgeous these babes are. Add to that their dirty ways and need for penetration, and you’ve got one hell of a combination. Adorable Girls # 10 stars Jasmine, Nikita, Cherry Jul, Anita Pearl, Jenny Sanders, Juliana Grandi and is available to order now.

Finally, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that a lot of our adult fans here also fall under the “game fans” moniker as well. It’s for you guys that we’ve got a great new game to highlight. MAG, the new first-person shooter sensation, has finally hit stores. With enormous 256 player battles, MAG has truly revolutionized online console gameplay - and that’s not to mention it’s intuitive new command combat system. MAG looks to be the new big-dog of gaming on the block. If you’re ready for war, head over now to secure your copy of this PS3 exclusive today.

Till Next Time,

Hank Longhorn

My Kind Of Divorce Court!

Hello,

Welcome back to another AVU blog post. Glad to see you made it. I’ve got some really good titles today so I’m going to just jump right into it with one word – divorce.

It happens all the time. I’m not talking the made a mistake, drunk in Vegas, quickie annulment type deal. I’m talking about the long, drawn-out, mud slingin’, lose half your stuff kind of deal. Two people get into it and things just go south, sometimes fast, sometimes slow, and it’s almost never pretty.

This brings me to our first title today, The Divorcee from Smash Pictures. This comedic romp shows what no one talks about, but probably actually happens. One party gets everything, the other gets screwed, literally. This feature-length flick features various sordid scenarios of people using the power of sex to manipulate and influence divorce proceedings.

The Divorcee stars Phoenix Marie, Avy Scott, Raylene, Diamond Foxxx and Monique Fuente as the soon-to-be-single women who will stop at nothing to come out on top. Even the legend himself, Ron Jeremy is here as the judge who is not above trading sexual favors for leniency.This humorous and sexy title is directed by Kevin Moore and is sure to raise your gavel.

The next title I have arrives well in time for Valentines Day and just may be the perfect gift for you and your kinky other half. For Lovers Only from Adam & Eve is a multi-pack set that features 4 of Adam & Eve's sexiest, most couple-friendly films. This thing is packed full of stars so there’s a great chance that many of your favorites are here.

Everyone knows these guys don’t disappoint. So whether you get this as a gift or just for yourself, you know there’s going to be tons of hot girls, hot sex and engaging storylines to keep things interested. So find out just how open-minded your lover is and bring them into the world of adult gently with this tailor-made 4-disc set, For Lovers Only!

Finally, I just want to give you guys the heads up. Not only is the Tori Black interview page up, but so is the full starlet interview page as well. Head HERE now to watch and/or read all 3 of the segments we’ve done so far.

See you soon,

Hank Longhorn

Nurses Cure Curses!

Hello,

Warning! Caution! Now entering a quarantine zone… It is officially that time of the year when some wicked bug gets loose in the offices and tags everyone with it’s dirty little sickness – and AVU has officially been hit. Even I got sick late last week and it’s still making it’s rounds.

There are a million medicines, remedies and old fixes that have been passed down by doting mothers. I’m sure they work all fine and good to some degree. But if you want to get the cure for what I know is truly ailing you, then you probably need to get yourself a busty, beautiful, hot-handed nurse with just the right set of skills to get you back on track.

“But Hank, these girls aren’t just hanging around everywhere! Where can I find one of these fabled, vivacious creatures of healing?”

Well my friend, you need look no further than our own sick ward, otherwise known as the nurses category! We’ve got big-tit nurses, black nurses, anal nurses, expensive nurses, cheap nurses. Whatever your into, we’re sure to have a candy-striped vixen just for you. Hit the link now, take a look around, find a film you like and take home a little sexual healing today!

Now onto some interview news. A few posts ago I told you we had my interview with Lisa Ann up on YouTube. Well, the AVU page is now up and running and you can take a peak HERE.

In that same post I also mentioned that our next video was in the works – and that our subject would be a big deal. And I wasn’t lying. Our next interview series features none other than the fast-rising star of Miss Tori Black.

The insatiable sexpot herself was kind enough to sit down with us this past October to share with us some of her thoughts, insights, likes and dislikes. Much like our previous starlets, Tori was charming, mesmerizing and a total knockout in person. If you were a fan of her interview segments in Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, this is one way to spend a little more time with the captivating Miss Black. Not that the footage we captured is even remotely on par with what Mason is capable of – it’s just that Tori brings it 100% - 100% of the time. Can you tell I’m a fan? Ha-Ha.

For now you can find her two-part interview only on YouTube – but rest assured, we will have our own page for it very soon.

Well, that will do it for this post. Stay healthy you pervs and come back soon for our next post!

Sincerely feeling better,

Hank Longhorn

Love Lost & Found!

Hello,

As is the standard deal around this time of year, we are currently running a sale on our overstocked items. The majority of these titles were already at a reduced price but we’ve dropped them even further to give you the lowest price possible. Now, a good portion of these titles are comps, which are always great values, but the rest are straight up killer titles with all original content. We’d never skimp out on you guys. To top it all off, each of these titles are available for same day shipping until 3 p.m. EST. So – what are you waiting for? Get over there now to take advantage of these prices while they last.

Our first title today is another celebration of big, fat, plump asses. Asstounding, releasing tomorrow, stars the bodacious posterior of the now AVN award-winning, Zero Tolerance contract superstar Kagney Linn Karter. This blonde goddess is everywhere nowadays and, personally, I try to check out each and every single performance - this Third Degree Films title being no exception. It’s no slouch action-wise since the rest of the cast features Zero Tolerance’s other new contract girl Sara Sloane, as well as Brooke Haven, Kelly Divine and Kristina Rose.

Most of you already know that all of these girls are show-stopping lookers who posses the sexual skills to back up their redonkulously luscious backsides. Preorder this title today to be one of the first on the block to see what just what I’m talking about.

And finally today we are going to take a look at another one of Digital Playground’s feature-length dramas - full of cream of the crop starlets, amazing sex with engaging storylines and performances. No Love Lost, released last week, is the harrowing tale of one girl’s escape from an abusive boyfriend in hopes of finding love and lust. The journey she makes is one of self-discovery and sexual satiation, realizing that happiness is out there to be found. And when it comes to her abusive former lover, there is truly, no love lost.

What really makes this a standout title is the boy/girl debut of Digital Playground contract girl, Raven Alexis. I know I have been impatiently waiting for this and trust me, this girl does not disappoint. You will also see Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Charles Dera, Sadie West, Kerry-Louise, Raven Alexis, James Deen, Mick Blue and Scott Nails in a torrid tale of wanton sexual liberation. With the action being captured by the pornographic genius of Robby D, this title is not to be passed up. Don’t worry about not seeing what love has been lost, pick this up to witness the love that’s been found.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Farm Fresh And Busted.

Hello,

Happy Friday, people! Glad to see that your week wasn’t too brutal and that you are here now and ready to get your weekend on. Today we’re taking a look at two titles that aren’t too high profile, but that I think you will enjoy all the same.

Coming from Juan Cuba and the rest of prevailing perverts at Red Light District, You've Been Busted # 2 stars current up-and-comer Gracie Glam, along with Vanessa Leon, Charlotte Vale, Allie Haze and Jasmine Jolie. Each girl gets busted perpetrating some minor crime, and then the victim takes his revenge by busting up that booty.

Crime doesn’t pay, so they say. Depending on your definition of payment, this batch of scenarios may finally prove the old adage wrong. These girls get busted for a variance of transgressions but what price will they have to pay to be let off the hook? Well, this wouldn’t be a porno if the answer wasn’t every damn hole they have.

To some women this deal might be punishment but not these chicks. These chicks are taking to crime just so they can have an excuse for getting plowed out with the vigor and force that only a man screwing in vengeance is capable of delivering.

Now, for this next title we’re going to take a look at a new one from Third Degree Films. In this high-paced, fast-moving, hard-shaking modern age it’s tough to have staying power. People are always looking for the newest new thing. You’re either going to fade into obscurity or you’re going to have to stay fresh. How fresh? Farm Fresh. Like right off the vine and onto your plate farm fresh.

Which brings us back around to Farm Fresh # 2 from Third Degree Films. This recently released flick is all about the barely established careers of pretty young things as they bear their holes in the pursuit of pornographic superstardom.

Directed by Danny Case, Farm Fresh # 2 stars the petite, cute blonde Aleska, as well as Rebecca Blue, Dani Jensen, Nesty and Ashlyn Rae. These young, fit beauties are giving it up to well-known male stars like Toni Ribas, Mark Ashely, John Strong, Mr. Pete and Pat Myne. Will these babes burn out tomorrow or are these next years’ big stars? Grab a copy of this one and find out for yourself.

That’s going to do it for today. Catch us back at it this coming Tuesday for another slice of the goods.

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

Workout Resolutions!

Hello,

Welcome to the first AVU blog post of 2010. The first thing I want to tell you about is that we now have our latest interview up on YouTube. We are still working on the official AVU page for it but you can check it out now, in three parts, HERE

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We are very lucky to have the lovely and uber-popular Lisa Ann as our latest subject - and what a subject she is. This quintessential MILF is not only a drop-dead knockout but also a charming, well-spoken and intelligent woman. Head over now to see what she has to say about Who's Nailin' Paylin, how she got her start, her directorial debut and much more. Our next interview will be with a girl who has wowed audiences and garnered a huge amount of well-deserved popularity in her short career. You don’t want to miss it. To stay on top of these updates and more, keep checking back here, or you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook.

Speaking of Twitter, a couple of weeks ago I posted a blurb about anxiously awaiting the new Elegant Angel release Pornstar Workout # 2. With it now being featured on our homepage, it’s time to take a look at this puppy and give you my thoughts.

The first Pornstar Workout was a hands-down winner and the sequel looks to be even better. They have upped the stakes by going all out with the cast, scenarios, and all-around production values.

Directed by the award-winning Mason, Pornstar Workout # 2 features gorgeous hard-bodies in form-fitting leotards, clingy spandex booty-shorts, retro legwarmers and finally, nothing at all. Just the ladies and their stunning curves and ample backside that each and every one of them possess. This title must be legit, if these girls don’t workout behind the scenes then I don’t know where they got them bodies. Aside from the off-the-wall sex, my favorite part of this movie has to be the tease segments that precede each scene. The girls shake, jiggle and wiggle on unique, well-lit sets with the camera catching every bump, grind and thrust and enough underside booty shots to satiate the most hardcore of ass worshippers.

3 out of the 5 scenes feature girl/girl/boy action, sweetening this already candy-coated honeypot of a film. There’s Kagney Linn Karter with Shyla Stylez, Kelly Divine with Isis Taylor, Madison Parker with Gracie Glam and finally, Sadie West and Angelina Armani do straight-up boy/girl scenes. I am totally sold on this one and hopefully you are too. Head over now to get your copy.

Finally, I wanted to ask for some comments from you guys on this blog. We mean it when we say we truly want to know what you think. We’re interested in your likes, dislikes and what you’d like to see more/less of in our postings. And don’t worry about signing up - I’m here to let you know that you can post anonymously. So fire a question or comment at us you’ll get one back from your old buddy Hank.

Have a good one and we look forward to seeing you back here again this coming Friday!

See you soon,

Hank Longhorn