Tremendous and Gargantuan!

Hello,

Hope everyone is having at least a tolerable week thus far. I myself am having an ok one, and can only hold to hope that some of you out there are having a tremendous one, therefore, splitting the difference as it were.

Tremendous – I’ve always been a fan of words like that. Gargantuan is another.

Like the California Mountain Snake said in Kill Bill said, “I've always liked that word... "gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.” Ditto on that and a host of others.

Tremendous, Gargantuan… Monstrous! There it is, monstrous is the word I was looking for to bring us to today’s topic - Monster Curves # 7 from Reality Kings.

Granted, this one is still a little ways off – releasing on March 1st – and I know I tend to be big butt-centric ‘round these parts… But, this thing is at the top of the pile of porn on my desk and my eyes refuse to concentrate on my screen and keep glancing back to Courtney’s big fat ass and the bright red bikini that is struggling to keep it contained.

Before I go any further let’s stop to talk about Ms. Cummz for a moment. We had the pleasure, a few years back, to meet this starlet in person. She was a genuine sweetheart, an absolute knockout, but didn’t have the backside she has now. You know, the kind of lady hump that’d make a camel do a double-take, ha-ha. She seems to really be hitting her stride lately and we couldn’t be happier to see her doing well and looking even more stunning.

That last bit is going to work as just the segue I was looking for. It must be said that I am glad to be living in the days of celebration for the thicker gals. Sure, skinny chicks are aight, but you can give me a naturally stacked, corn-fed cutie with slick curves, round tits and a chunky rump over one of them beanpoles any day of the week.

Reality Kings’ Monster curves # 7 brings you exactly that type of women and – if like me – that is your bread and butter, your meal ticket, you thang, well then this little title should be just what you’ve been waiting for.

Also starring the curved bodies of Alexis Breeze, Jasmine Jolie, Jazmine Star, Victoria and Lexxy – this soon-to-be released title is ready to be preordered. Clean the silverware, set the table and warm the buns. When this one shows up at your door, you better be ready for a tremendous, gargantuan, monstrous feast of flesh that’s fit for a reality king!

Also, don’t forget to check out our Sweetheart Video Buy-One-Get-One sale. It won’t be up much longer so take advantage of this Sapphic-sale while you can.

As a final note: we have our quickie interview with Alektra Blue ready to go. This dark-haired blue-eyed minx has been at it for years and is a favorite round these parts. The video is below - find out a few choice tidbits on Ms. Blue – straight from the source!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Get the Real Touch!

Hello,

So, you know that new feature I mentioned last Friday…? Well, I am pleased to let you know that we are now running a link to the Real Touch device – brought to you by AEBN. As you may or may not be aware – we offer Video-On-Demand capabilities and are excited to be offering you guys this new product that complements your viewing experience.

The Real Touch is a toy that uses haptic technology to physically replicate the on-screen action – in real-time. With hundreds of scenes available, and more being added weekly, this revolutionary toy will change the way you interact with adult entertainment. Find out more by clicking our on-site banner – take a look and tell us what you guys think.

Our focus of the day is Elegant Angel’s recently released title, Round Latin Asses. Latinas are a unique vision of beauty all their own. Dark skin, dark hair and beaming brown eyes – they are the epitome of exotic sexuality! Not to mention their vivacious curves, perky tits and round, luscious asses. These toned, tanned and fit total packages will satisfy all your burning desires.

With Charley Chase, Alexis Breeze, Monica Santhiago and a pair of Brazilian beauties in Joyce Oliviera and Julyana, this movie is a celebration of beautiful girls in hardcore interracial scenes. Each girl is paired with a big, black stud – for the ultimate interracial erotica!

I don’t know about you but, when it comes to Elegant Angel, the teases that precede the scenes are usually just as hot as the sex – this one being no exception. There are slo-mo booty claps, cheek spreading, bent-over teasing and so much more. It’s enough to drive any ass man wild, which is the point, so – success! Now if you’re a Latin ass man well then there is no better option out there than the brand-new Round Latin Asses, the first in which I hope is going to be a long, hot series!

Lastly, don’t forget that every month we update our special his and hers toy promotion. Are you apprehensive about buying a toy? Overwhelmed at the sheer volume of items on the market? Afraid to spend upwards of $40 on something you might end up not liking?

Well fear no longer! With our under $20 Toys promos – we’ve taken out all the guesswork. We’ve minimized the gamble as well by selecting items for less than 20 bucks. And – to keep it fresh and current – we swap in a new batch of products every month. Head over now and choose the right device for you – or your lover!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Phuck Girls For You!

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Today I’m going to be taking a look at two titles that I am way stoked for. They are both full of astoundingly hot chicks and off-the-wall sex.

First up, we have Meggan's Sexy Stories. Released last week by Vivid this sexual romp stars one of the hottest chicks around in Meggan Mallone. This vivacious chick is burning up the screen with her mesmerizing eyes, come hither look and irresistible curves.

In her most recent starring role for Vivid, Meggan pulls out all the stops. She’s plays the seductress and the seduced, taking and giving pleasure as she sees fit in 5 vignettes of lust and wanton sexuality. But she’s not the only one. Syren De Mar plays a cougar on the prowl for a boy toy to play with. And find one she does. We also see Lexi Belle as another young hotty who just has to have – and will not take no for an answer.

With B. Skow directing you know you’ll get stunning visuals, engaging locales and hot, hot sexual escapades. Find out how it all ends with Meggan's Sexy Stories.

Next, to totally flip genres and overall feel, we’re going to take a look at an all out big butt black love-fest.

Released just today, Phuck Girl # 5 is an off-the-hook title full of some of the thickest chicks around - especially the titanic pairing of two of the baddest, big-assed girls in Melrose Foxxx and Cherokee D'Ass. Cherokee is also paired up with Beauty Dior, another big butt stunnah! The rest of the cast is rounded out with Marie Luv, Jenaveve Jolie and finally an interracial three-way with Austin Taylor and Melanie Monroe.

All these girls are decked out in scintillating outfits designed to spark your desire and imagination. And they all bring their A-games in hopes of making satisfied customers out of us – and proving why they are Phuck Girl material. Directed by Nate Turnher, and just released today, Phuck Girl # 5 from Justin Slayer Productions, Inc. is your ticket to hot days and burning nights!

That is going to do it for today. I know I say this all the time but – be sure to check back on Tuesday. We’re pretty excited about a new feature and I’m looking forward to sharing the details with you guys.

Till Then,

Hank Longhorn

Golden Globes!

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Thanks for joining us for another Friday post. We’re going to be taking a look at some golden globes this week. Not THOSE golden globes. Golden globes as in the ones attached to hot, willing cougars. We’ll also be taking a look at Pound The Round POV # 3. Afterwards I’ll be filling you guys in on some new toy promos we’ve got up.

Golden Globes # 2 - Big Titty MILFs from was just released this past Tuesday the 2nd. The newest entry in the fledgling series from Zero Tolerance features a who’s who of modern and classic milfs.

Raylene, Diamond Foxxx, Puma Swede, Tabitha Stevens and Taylor Wane – all busty, all beautiful, all knowledgeable milfs! They are also all on display here in all their nude, big-titted glory. These women have sexual prowess, know-how and aren’t afraid to use it and even take the reins themselves. Watch closely, they may even teach you a thing or two while they’re at it.

Next up, is Pound The Round POV # 3. This Digital Sin release is another fledgling series and is poised to take off. It released in mid-January but I never got around to talking about…so here we go.

Big butts is another niche that is right up my alley. Big butts in POV is even better as I am also a big fan of that as well! Filmed with the usual New Sensations quality and, of course, tons of ass-centric views and angles. Bubble butts, round rumps and greased-up behinds are all caught from the bird’s eye view of the man in the action.

Starring Aletta Ocean’s amazing derriere, and the rest of her knockout body, there’s also the glorious backsides of Cindy Hope, Juelz Ventura, Aliz and Micah Moore. Snatch this one up quick as Pound The Round POV # 4 is set to release later this month. Naturally, you’ll want to be caught up on volume 3 before you see Alanah Rae, Mackenzee Pierce, Charlotte Vale, Angelica Saige and Bailey Lane in number 4.

Finally, we have two brand new toy promos running. The first is full of body rockin’ body massagers. These pieces aren’t made just for sexual gratification, though they do that just fine. They also double as stress-relieving massagers to help loosen up those tense muscles and relax your worries away.

Our other promo is all about her pleasure. The G-Spot, while still occasionally debated, is an accepted niche in toy design and we’ve got highly-rated, low-priced toys for you to choose from. You may be a newcomer to the “G” or you may be well-experienced – either way, we’ve got just what you’re looking for.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Heavy Petting!

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Hope you guys dug our last post and it’s slightly altered format. We like to keep the experience fresh and new around here, and I think Friday’s post worked. As a matter of fact, we’re going to go ahead and try it again today. Be sure to let us know what you think in the comments section. Do you prefer our expanding upon of one title, or would you rather the original quick-fix twofer? We appreciate any and all feedback – we’ll really listen too. Promise.

Today, I’m taking a look at the newly released Belladonna’s Heavy Petting. Known for her extreme and beyond risqué antics, Belladonna is one of the most engaging personalities in adult. Not to mention she is hot as hell and, as anyone who’s seen her in action will attest to, she has an unstoppable sexual drive. She also has a penchant and keen eye for filming intensely erotic scenes, as a performer and director for Evil Angel. For this outing, she’s remaining behind the lens, but is providing us with highly sensual, passionately intimate girl-girl action.

As you may have noticed, I tend to favor the all-girl niche, and that’s not to say that I am not a fan of boy-girl scenes – quite the opposite in fact. I just also happen to be a big fan of two women getting it on. Whether it be succulently soft or shockingly rough, I’m keen to tune in. I mean, who doesn’t like to watch two soft, nude, female creatures, face-to-face and overcome with mutual lust? Yeah, I don’t know either.

And – it is the gentler side we see here. 12 natural – natural as in as gorgeous as their momma’s made them – 12 natural beauties licking, purring, petting and caressing one another till both have had their fill. It’s all shot against a stark white background, increasing the natural feel and allowing nothing to detract from the action.

It’s not just any 12 girls either. The full cast features Lexi Belle, Faye Reagan, Misty Stone, Madison Ivy, Georgia Jones, Angelica Raven, Karlie Montana, Ann Marie Rios, Melrose Foxxx, Missy Stone, Mia Presley & Leah Parker. All foxy kittens, all natural and all waiting for you to come and watch as they indulge themselves in some sexy, Heavy Petting.

And there you have it. As always, swing back through these parts this Friday for our next update. We’ll have a couple of new sales up for you and the of course the all the info you’ll need on some titles you don’t want to miss.

Until then,

Hank Longhorn