Tremendous and Gargantuan!

Hello,

Hope everyone is having at least a tolerable week thus far. I myself am having an ok one, and can only hold to hope that some of you out there are having a tremendous one, therefore, splitting the difference as it were.

Tremendous – I’ve always been a fan of words like that. Gargantuan is another.

Like the California Mountain Snake said in Kill Bill said, “I've always liked that word... "gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.” Ditto on that and a host of others.

Tremendous, Gargantuan… Monstrous! There it is, monstrous is the word I was looking for to bring us to today’s topic - Monster Curves # 7 from Reality Kings.

Granted, this one is still a little ways off – releasing on March 1st – and I know I tend to be big butt-centric ‘round these parts… But, this thing is at the top of the pile of porn on my desk and my eyes refuse to concentrate on my screen and keep glancing back to Courtney’s big fat ass and the bright red bikini that is struggling to keep it contained.

Before I go any further let’s stop to talk about Ms. Cummz for a moment. We had the pleasure, a few years back, to meet this starlet in person. She was a genuine sweetheart, an absolute knockout, but didn’t have the backside she has now. You know, the kind of lady hump that’d make a camel do a double-take, ha-ha. She seems to really be hitting her stride lately and we couldn’t be happier to see her doing well and looking even more stunning.

That last bit is going to work as just the segue I was looking for. It must be said that I am glad to be living in the days of celebration for the thicker gals. Sure, skinny chicks are aight, but you can give me a naturally stacked, corn-fed cutie with slick curves, round tits and a chunky rump over one of them beanpoles any day of the week.

Reality Kings’ Monster curves # 7 brings you exactly that type of women and – if like me – that is your bread and butter, your meal ticket, you thang, well then this little title should be just what you’ve been waiting for.

Also starring the curved bodies of Alexis Breeze, Jasmine Jolie, Jazmine Star, Victoria and Lexxy – this soon-to-be released title is ready to be preordered. Clean the silverware, set the table and warm the buns. When this one shows up at your door, you better be ready for a tremendous, gargantuan, monstrous feast of flesh that’s fit for a reality king!

Also, don’t forget to check out our Sweetheart Video Buy-One-Get-One sale. It won’t be up much longer so take advantage of this Sapphic-sale while you can.

As a final note: we have our quickie interview with Alektra Blue ready to go. This dark-haired blue-eyed minx has been at it for years and is a favorite round these parts. The video is below - find out a few choice tidbits on Ms. Blue – straight from the source!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn