Debbie Still Does It!

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The big move. Most of us have made one, two or even more in our lifetimes. I know I sure have. Between navigating your new neighborhood and acquainting yourself with your new neighbors, this can be an awkward period for some. And that is understandable…for normal decent folks.

But not if you are a sexed-up, need-it-24/7-nympho, like Bree Olsen’s character Debbie in the new Adam & Eve feature Debbie Duz Dishes Again. Nope, if you’re Debbie you adjust and adapt quickly. She’s bound to be popular when she bangs sales men, delivery dudes, neighborhood gossips and more. Hell, you’d be a big fan of your hot new neighbor if, instead of a plate of cookies, she welcomed you in to her love den for a little lovemaking.

Directed by Jim Malibu, this new feature from Adam & Eve also stars Faye Reagan, Sara Stone, Nicole Ray, Kris Slater and Riley Evans - in addition to the aforementioned XXX superstar Bree Olsen. Also, keep in eye out for non-sex cameos from Nina Hartley and Mike Horner –stars of the original classic Debbie Duz Dishes. If you need a lesson on how to welcome – or be welcomed by – that new hottie on your street, look no further than Debbie Duz Dishes Again!

Speaking of classic stars and performances – head over to the homepage and check out our new promo highlighting the epitome of porn superstar: Jenna Jameson. This platinum beauty redefined what a starlet could accomplish and raised the bar to new heights by becoming a household name. Plus, she was, ya know…really, really hot too.

Incredible body, alluring looks, succulent tits, insatiable sexual appetite - its all here and on display in these titles. We’ve chosen some of her most iconic and show stopping performances: The Masseuse, Devil In Miss Jones and Bella Loves Jenna. Plus some of her lesser know, yet just as smoldering, titles: Jenna Loves Krystal And Justin, I Dream Of Jenna # 2 and Silverscreen Confidential.

She changed the way the world views adult and, while she is no longer actively performing, you still can get your Jenna fix anytime you want.

Well, that should do it for today. Not too much new to report. Come back soon though, as I’ve said before, were always at work on new and exciting things for you guys!
Till then,

Hank Longhorn

A.J. Bailey Interview!

Find out all about A.J. Bailey from our Adult Video Universe interview. Watch the video below or click on the link to hit our Quickie with a Starlet page!

Check back tomorrow for our regularly scheduled blog post!

Hank Longhorn

Tiger Time!

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I’m thinking it's about time that I weigh in with my thoughts on the whole Tiger Woods “debacle”. I know it’s not as fresh as it was a few weeks ago – but I like to let the dust from the media-storm settle when it comes to things like this. I also like to let moral dilemmas such as this marinate in the mind for a while. With the Masters Tournament approaching though, I felt now was a good time to share my thoughts. Plus, I’m sure a Jesse James alt-porn parody is already in the works somewhere, so I best get Tiger out of the way now, ha-ha.

I think, if you’re going to take the plunge and say the vows and all that action, well then you should do it and damn well mean it. Till death do you part is one heavy commitment. But, in today’s chaotic world of on-demand sex and flesh – and a million avenues to meet new people – its no wonder the divorce rates are so high. That being said, you would be very hard-pressed to find another man who, if given Tiger’s fame and massive wealth, would indeed, remain faithful.

Don’t get me wrong – it’s immoral and indecent to cheat your spouse – but, given the opportunity – or better yet, given HIS opportunity, I bet 90% of you reading this would have behaved the same damn way. Especially considering the caliber of poon that was coming his way… look at just two of his reported dozen or so trysts - Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Ok, let’s!

Coming to you from Naughty America – releasing this Thursday, March 25 – I am happy to bring your attention to Naughty America Special Edition. This specialized compilation features two of Tiger’s hottest conquests performing in their sexiest scenes.

You get 4 scenes with the blonde bombshell Holly Sampson – one of them being her stunning appearance in the top selling My First Sex Teacher # 18. Her three other scenes are taken from other milf/housewife-themed titles –as an added bonus you get a special interview with Holly from her guest spot on “Live With Lauren”!

The other scene rounding out this title stars busty brunette milf Joslyn James – taken from her raucous performance in My First Sex Teacher # 12. This insatiable teacher takes it upon herself to share her wealth of sexual knowledge with not one, but two novice studs.

To see even more of the sultry Joslyn in even more tiger/milf/interracial themed bedlam, check out last month’s Tiger Tamer from Mercenary Pictures. Watch as she – along with fellow cagey cougars Shyla Stylez & Lisa Ann – engage in all kinds of debaucherous big-dicked interracial escapades!

There’s only one way to find out what it was about these women that caused Tiger to stray – and that is with these here DVD’s.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Country Gals & Southern Belles!

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The American South, with its deep history, is known for being steeped in tradition. From country music with its banjo’s, to old haunted farms and fried food, the South has always had a certain kind of allure and mystique – especially to me.

But, you’re not here just to hear what I think now are you? Nope. You’re here to see which titles I’ve chosen for today’s post. Well, the first is from Naughty America and features a hot and horny roster of sweaty cowgirls saddled up for the ride of their lives. Naughty Country Girls # 2 is all about those ruff and rugged hoedown hotties! Whether it’s in the barn while cocked on moonshine or, in the kitchen sippin’ sweet tea, these farmers daughter are itchin’ for a dickin’.

From the accents to the outfits – cowboy hats and all – these are the kind of sweet down home little ladies you could take home to momma. Shyla Stylez, Tory Lane, Kelly Divine, Tanya James, Krissy Lynn are the country gals waiting and ready to be ridden like furious fillies right out the gate.

For even more down south action you can also check out Southern Belles from Third Degree Films. Starring Alexis Texas & Kagney Linn Karter as truly genteel and highly refined southern belles. Gracie Glam, Tara Lynn Foxx and Briana Blair round out the rest of the cast as proper gals fresh off the savannah and ready for some Texas-sized oil drillings. Taste their homemade apple pie, but I warn ya’s, y’all be back for more.

Next up is a highlighting of our newest sale. Revisit the tradition and sleaze found in old school smut with our Retro Porno Home Movies promotion. Taken from the golden era of XXX erotica, these DVD’s are full of classy starlets making love for the camera – and for you. This is when men were men and women were women – just like now but, ya know… hairier.

Porn wasn’t always such a readily accepted medium. It used to be much more taboo and maybe even a little more sensual and erotic. Going for $10.99, a piece snatch up a couple of these throwback titles and find out for yourself.

Finally, don’t forget to check out our new RealTouch category. If you’ve been turned onto to one of these revolutionary devices, you can click through and browse the selection of VOD titles that are compatible with it. If you haven’t tried one of these puppies yet, well this should provide a great starting point to help you decide if it’s the right toy for you. With this selection of titles though, how could it not be?

That will do it for today’s post. Come back soon to see our up and running page for the A.J. Bailey interview we filmed!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

Black Listed & Big Naturals!

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So apparently I lied…in last Fridays post I said that the weather would only be getting better from here on out. But the last few days gloom and rain has proved me wrong. Considering this isn’t where you guys come for weather reports anyways – I don’t feel too bad about being incorrect on this one. As always though, I am glad that another weekend is upon us and – weather be damned – I am ready and raring to get it started. So, with that said, let’s jump into today’s post!

Kicking things off is Vince Vouyer’s Unleashed with their latest interracial release Black Listed # 2. Building off last years popular Black Listed # 1, Vince and company are stepping it up and striving to exceed the excellence achieved on that one.

To ensure the sequel’s top notch, they went ahead and splurged in the talent department. Everyone’s favorite slice of sex Tori Black is here. Not only is she doing her first interracial anal scene, she’s doing it with super stud Lexington Steele. What a scene! Then, there is the lovely Andy San Dimas – I have mentioned my fondness for her elsewhere in this blog – and as always, she delivers. Having known about her for a while now, but only recently taking a liking to her, Dana DeArmond is here also. The Internet’s girlfriend is as nasty as ever and taking on all comers! Then, Juelz Ventura shows up for her first pairing with stalwart stud Mr. Marcus in a scorching scene of hot black on Latin love.

Today though, the most interesting person to me is Bobbi Starr. Something most of you don’t know about me is that I am a big metal head! I love all music in general but metal is where it’s always been for me. The humorously titled blog metalsucks.net has a new post today written by Bobbi Starr. In it she lists ten metal bands she would like to get gangbanged by and why! The article is funny, well written and shockingly open. So – if you are a fan of Bobbi and/or metal – I suggest you check it out. She brings her A-Game in Black Listed # 2 – taking on not one, but two bucking broncos. I highly recommend checking this one out!

Next up is a new release from Reality Kings. Celebrating, not just big tits, but big, natural tits! Big Naturals # 14 – the latest installment in this 2010 AVN Award nominated series – stars a smoldering roster of hot honeys with all natural hooters!

To me, cover girl Lee Madison has got to be the epitome of perfectly natural, big tits. Sporting a clinging, wet, white T-shirt and being totally cute doesn’t hurt either, ha-ha. This newcomer unleashes her mounds and gives it up for all to see. The rest of the cast is rounded out by pale-skinned, natural beauty Cassandra Calogera, Jessica Moore, Candy Alexa, Brandy Lee and Evanni Jolei. If you’re tired of the standard fake-tit, fake-lip chicks that populate the majority of movies these days – or are just looking for some variety – Big Naturals # 14 is right up your alley!

If you check these titles out, be sure to report back to us to let us know what you thought! Our comments section is always open and we are ready to hear what you have to say.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Booty Queens & Threeways!

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Along with my usual title snippets I’ve got a couple of sales to clue you in on today. Read on to get the goods!

Releasing Wednesday March 10th from Black Ice, we’ve got Pinky vs. Cherokee # 2! In there never ending quest to find the biggest, baddest, blackest ass around, Black Ice has two names that continually came out on top. The pint sized, pink-haired, booty queen Pinky and the gorgeous yet nasty, phat-backed beauty Cherokee! Combining even more of their greatest scenes on one single disc, this DVD should come with a “Caution: Heavy” warning sticker. Pop this sucker in and decide for yourself who has the ultimate ass – Pinky or Cherokee.

Our next title – another compilation – is another DVD tailor-made to man’s number one fantasy! The ever elusive, illustrious three-way with TWO women! Few have entered this golden circle of sexual conquest – but almost all of us have fantasized about it. Just you, alone, two stunning women ready to fulfill any and all desire. Or, on the reverse end, you could end up with two insatiable hotties ready to tear you apart in their quest for satisfaction.

Well, with Zero Tolerance’s Anyway 3-Way – also releasing on March 10th – you can vicariously experience two chicks at the same time! This four-disc set – clocking in at 16 hours worth of filth – features the hottest scenes from Zero Tolerance’s back catalog of smoldering three-ways. Starring Alektra Blue, Brooke Haven, Diana Doll, Jessica Moore, Havana Ginger, Mindy Main, Presley Maddox, Katy Parker and so many more – this title is ready and waiting for you to come and find out if you could ever really handle this much flesh at once.

Next, just in time for St. Patty’s Day, we’ve got a brand-new promo up-and-running promoting the fairest of the fairer sex: Redheads. These porcelain-skinned fire-crotches have a reputation for being crazy in the head – and even crazier in the bed!

We’ve got high-profile, crimson-haired hotties like Faye Reagan, Sophie Dee and Audrey Hollander, just to name a few. So, with everyone’s favorite drunken holiday on the horizon we went ahead and – in celebration – put these titles on sales for you guys! Head over now and find out what you’ve been missing – and to see whose carpet matches the drapes, ha-ha!

My final bit of news today is about another new promotion on our toy page – this one’s for the ladies! To make sure the girls have something to get excited about this month, we went ahead and selected a bunch of delicate, softly-colored Cuddlers. Designed to be strapped-on, these delicate stimulators deliver pinpoint vibrations to the clitoris – a number of them having additional protrusions for penetration! Stop by now and see what our Cuddlers have to offer you – or your lady.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Black Momma Friday!

Hello,

There it is, another week in the books! Happy Friday to you our loyal readers. Hank is itching to get out of here and kick off the weekend. They say it’s supposed to be a nice one, so get out and start enjoying the weather. It’s only going to get better from here on out, hopefully. I’m already gearing up for the BBQ’s, the drinks with little umbrellas in them and – most important of all – the playful summer dresses the lovely ladies break out once the cold breaks. Ha-ha.

For today’s post, I’ve got a couple of new items to let you in on – the first is in regards to our Facebook page. We’re starting a Starlet of the Month feature. We’re going to hook you guys up with links to each girls Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and official site as applicable. This blog - all our social media outlets really – is in place to let you, the customer and fan, keep in touch not only with us, but also with the starlets. This new feature being just one more way to do that.

When we start features like this, we like to do them right – especially from the get-go. Which is why our first official AVU Facebook Starlet of the Month is superstar and Digital Playground contract girl Jesse Jane. Click her links to keep up with this platinum beauty or to find her movies right on our site. Make sure you add us on FB to keep up on future Starlets of the Month and all other AVU news.

Our second item for the day involves an interview with Alektra Blue. A few posts ago I put the video of her interview up in the blog – well she has now been added to our Quickie with a Starlet page. The video is there, as is the full transcript of our informative little chat with Alektra. From that page you can also access the other 3 interviews we’ve done so far with Kayden Kross, Lisa Ann and Tori Black. Keep checking back here – we still have plenty more interviews to get out to you guys!

Finally, you need to check out Black Mommas # 2. Not just because these chicks are hot, thick and stacked Milfs. Not just because it’s the second in a killer new series from Elegant Angel. But because one of its stars was kind enough to come by and leave a review for us – and you as well.

Black Mommas # 2 stars Monique, Carmen Hayes, Delotta Brown, Destiny Day, Micah James, Imani Rose, Semmie De Suora and Anjanette Astoria. Anjanette being the starlet who told us how much fun she had making this film and acting with director and performer L.T.

Pick up this title to see just how good of a time Anjanette had. And to see hot black mommas giving it up in various scenarios that I think we’d all love to be caught up in.

That should do it for today. Get back here Tuesday for our next posting!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Fly The Very Friendly Skies!

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I told you I’d be back here today for another post. Thanks for stopping back in so soon – it’s greatly appreciated. While yesterday's post was just a teaser to make up for the absence of one Friday – today’s post will be girthed up enough to make up for the brevity of yesterday's. You got all that, right? Ok good, moving on.

In addition to today’s post being bulkier, it’s also going to focus on one single title again – like the ones we did for Joanna Angel And James Deen's European Vacation, Heavy Petting and Monster Curves # 7. This time around we’re taking to the skies with Digital Playground’s newest big-budget feature – Fly Girls.

There must be something about airplanes, airports, pilots and stewardesses that lends it to comedic parodying. Going all the way back to the classic mainstream comedy “Airplane!” and leading to the recent airline spoof that was “Snakes on a Plane” and everything in between – people just like to laugh at hi-jinks in the sky. Naturally, the adult industry has followed suit in this trend. Especially lately – with Fly Girls being the second big-budget feature to parody this scenario in less than a year’s time. And this baby is a 747 of sex and comedy.

Directed by Robby D. - Fly Girls features an all-star cast of characters playing, well, almost themselves. The story follows a group of renegade filmmakers looking to hoodwink an airline by replacing the flight attendants with hot-to-trot porn vixens. Porn vixens hell bent on getting off once they’re on-board – all while avoiding the high cost of shooting sky-high.

Things get interesting though when the girls – playing themselves – get on the wrong plane – the one without knowing extras. The actual attendants – played by porn stars – end up detained by a sexed-up porn-fanatic security guard. You got all that too, right? Ha-ha! Hilarity naturally ensues, as does plenty of raunchy, cockpit rocking sex!

Digital Playground looks to have spared no expense and pulled no punches. Packing this feature with real and convincing sets as well as aptly handled dialogue and acting. I must say I was genuinely impressed with all the performances here – acting and otherwise. There are a lot of genuine laughs, which I found refreshing.

Plus this must be one of the biggest who’s who roster of adult actors in some time. There’s mega-stars in Jesse Jane, Lisa Ann, Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze. Plus fan favorites with Nikki Benz, Katsuni, Riley Steele and more. Also featured here are DP’s newest contract girls Raven Alexis and Janie Summers – showing off just why they are contract material. Then there are the guys – Evan Stone is hilarious, as is Manuel Ferrara and Yurizan Beltran. Mick Blue, Scott Nails, Erik Everhard and Ben English – great performers all, round out the rest of the male cast!

So, do yourself a favor and don’t miss this one. Currently featured on our homepage and available to order as we speak – take home your copy of Fly Girls today!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Quickie Promotion Update!

Good afternoon,

Sorry I couldn’t get one of these out for you Friday. Due to the weather and just a general backlog I just couldn’t find the time. Never fear – for I am here. I’ll have a full-fledged post for you tomorrow. Today, though, I have a few nuggets of info to share.

The first one concerns Gina Lynn. The buxom, iconic blonde bombshell is featured in our newest sale. We’ve got a stunning collection of her titles – all from Gina Lynn Productions. Proving the old adage true – it takes one to know one – Gina brings us of the finest foxes around. Many of whom she takes it upon herself to sexually satisfy! Available now – at $12.99 a-piece – this sale won’t be here long so be sure to take Gina Lynn home while you can.

Next, as is our monthly tradition, we have a brand-new set of starlets up for March. We’ve got Raven Alexis and her head-turning performances for Digital Playground. We’ve got Ciara Trez busting out the goods in some amateur – in name only – scenes from Black Ice. See these stars of tomorrow and three others on our March’s New Starlets page.

Finally, I’ve got another monthly update you may not be as aware of. For your convenience our Under $20 promos gets changed up at the beginning of each month. Selected for their looks, functionality and affordability – these toys will have you breaking a sweat – without breaking your wallet. We’ve even broken them up into what he’ll like and what she’ll like. Click here for her and here for him.

Come on back tomorrow for our regularly scheduled Tuesday post.

Till then,

Hank Longhorn.