Tiger Time!

Hello,

I’m thinking it's about time that I weigh in with my thoughts on the whole Tiger Woods “debacle”. I know it’s not as fresh as it was a few weeks ago – but I like to let the dust from the media-storm settle when it comes to things like this. I also like to let moral dilemmas such as this marinate in the mind for a while. With the Masters Tournament approaching though, I felt now was a good time to share my thoughts. Plus, I’m sure a Jesse James alt-porn parody is already in the works somewhere, so I best get Tiger out of the way now, ha-ha.

I think, if you’re going to take the plunge and say the vows and all that action, well then you should do it and damn well mean it. Till death do you part is one heavy commitment. But, in today’s chaotic world of on-demand sex and flesh – and a million avenues to meet new people – its no wonder the divorce rates are so high. That being said, you would be very hard-pressed to find another man who, if given Tiger’s fame and massive wealth, would indeed, remain faithful.

Don’t get me wrong – it’s immoral and indecent to cheat your spouse – but, given the opportunity – or better yet, given HIS opportunity, I bet 90% of you reading this would have behaved the same damn way. Especially considering the caliber of poon that was coming his way… look at just two of his reported dozen or so trysts - Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Ok, let’s!

Coming to you from Naughty America – releasing this Thursday, March 25 – I am happy to bring your attention to Naughty America Special Edition. This specialized compilation features two of Tiger’s hottest conquests performing in their sexiest scenes.

You get 4 scenes with the blonde bombshell Holly Sampson – one of them being her stunning appearance in the top selling My First Sex Teacher # 18. Her three other scenes are taken from other milf/housewife-themed titles –as an added bonus you get a special interview with Holly from her guest spot on “Live With Lauren”!

The other scene rounding out this title stars busty brunette milf Joslyn James – taken from her raucous performance in My First Sex Teacher # 12. This insatiable teacher takes it upon herself to share her wealth of sexual knowledge with not one, but two novice studs.

To see even more of the sultry Joslyn in even more tiger/milf/interracial themed bedlam, check out last month’s Tiger Tamer from Mercenary Pictures. Watch as she – along with fellow cagey cougars Shyla Stylez & Lisa Ann – engage in all kinds of debaucherous big-dicked interracial escapades!

There’s only one way to find out what it was about these women that caused Tiger to stray – and that is with these here DVD’s.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn