Pete, Lex and a We-Vibe Too!

Hello,

Sorry for my recent absence. Have been uber-busy and in and out and around and about… but her I am back and ready to do this thing! Today is going to be a quick update/breakdown of all the sales we have going on right now.

Peter North: the man, the legend, the fire hose himself. We’ve got a killer selection of Peter North’s North Pole titles on sale for $15.99! Awesome action and at a hell of a bargain! Tons of hot ladies too: Cassandra Calogera, Keri Sable, Amy Reid, Lela Star, Brooke Haven and many, many more!

Mercenary Pictures: Another legend himself – Lex Steele’s label Mercenary has been pumping out titles like nobody’s business and we’ve got the hottest ones on sale now for $18.99 each. Hot sex, big tits, big dicks and righteous chicks! Shyla Stylez, Katja Kassin, Vanessa Blue, Erika Vution, Aryanna Starr and of course Lexington and his mighty broadsword!

Also, Score, Kick Ass and Suze Randall sales have been extended and pumped full of all-new titles. Get ‘em fore they’re gone!!!

And don’t forget our toy promos! Summer is rapidly approaching, libidos are coming out of hibernation and people are getting married! But, before the big plunge the ladies are having one last blast with Bachelorette parties! In our bangin’ party promo we’ve got everything you’ll need to ensure it’s a hell of a last night out.

Then, for the couple looking to spice it up, we’ve got a handpicked crop of kinky Fetish Fantasy toys from Pipedream! These are the best of the best, the highest-rated and the most affordable whips, chains, gags and cuffs out there. Is your lover not tied up enough for your taste? Change that tonight with AVU and Fetish Fantasy!

Finally, I’ve got a new, wicked little gadget to tell you about! The We-Vibe II is a revolutionary little guy that packs an amazing punch for both lovers pleasure and is worn during coitus! Click this flexible little fella' on and insert just before intercourse and become lost in it’s sensations as it stimulates the clitoris and G-Spot simultaneously!

I say go for broke ladies and gentleman! After you deck-out your Bachelorette party; grab a cuff kit and a We-Vide II and has the greatest honeymoon ever. I mean… presumably only ever have one, ha-ha!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn