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Another Filthy Friday!

Hello,

It’s your Hank-A-Hank of burning love here, with another installment of the dirty goods made especially for your consideration and enjoyment!

We’ve got an all-star sex-stravaganza to drop on you today! Lisa Ann's Hung XXX just released this week and marks the directorial debut of the quintessential Milf, Lisa Ann! We are genuinely excited to be able to offer you this blockbuster title swollen with risqué footage & amazing feats of sexuality!

Hung XXX stars Sinnamon Love, Vanna Sterling, Shelia Marie and Siren De Mar in interracial Milf scenes that are heavy on the anal and sure to please. Lisa Ann steals the show, as usual, in a fetishistic interracial anal scene that is so jaw-droppingly raunchy that it just has to be seen to be believed. Brought to you by Justin Slayer Productions, Inc., Hung XXX is a show-stopping epic and we can’t wait to see what Lisa Ann does next!

Now that I think of it, today just seems like an interracial day to me. So for our next title, let us take a look at Jack's Giant Juggs # 3. Well, not his giant juggs per se… but the ones he features in his newest movie, ha-ha.

There really is nothing better than a pair of fluffy, pale & supple mammaries! And our man Jack Napier knows just how to give it to these stacked and busty beauties. See Aiden Starr, Charley Chase, Emma Heart, Claudia Valentine, Allie Foster and Sonya Sage brought to you in stunning HD. Jack's Giant Juggs # 3 from Vouyer Media is a surefire title that is not to be missed.

Well that’s going to do it for us this week. Keep on coming back as always and keep a keen eye out because in the coming weeks we will be bringing you guys some seriously special stuff!

Till Next Time,

Hank Longhorn

A scintillating parody & sizzling Latinas!

Hello there,

It’s getting on in the afternoon so I’m gonna skip the blustery greeting and just get right into the tasty tidbits today!

First up is the newest parody release from New Sensations. Just released yesterday, 70's Show: A XXX Parody is ready to take you back to the good days. The days when the sex was safe, the drugs were cheap and the music was honest and real.

You know and love the show with all its now classic themes and running gags. Not to forget the iconic cast, especially those hot 70’s chicks. Well now you can see them how you always imagined them, lewd, rude and down to get nude. Helmed by the prolific parody director, Lee Roy Meyers, 70's Show: A XXX Parody has a cast to die for in Brooke Banner, Ashlyn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love and Kaci Star. The action is captured in crisp, clear High Definition and is wrapped up and brought to you in a 2-disc set with all the standard trimmings and then some. Pick this one up and you’re sure to have a good day! I said GOOD DAY!!!!

Now, something for the more raunchier minded viewer, we have a brand spanking new, just released today title from Red Light District. Hardcore Training # 7 is the newest entry in the series and is stuffed with young & nubile craven lust machines who need a good lesson in what it takes to be a porn starlet.

These girls are pulling out all the stops with no holes barred in scenes of wanton filth and wall-to-wall sex! This particular version focuses on Latin mammacitas with gorgeous faces and hooked-up bodies who posses a pure sexuality that is unrivaled by most. Get your copy of Hardcore Training # 7 and see what happens when insatiable Spanish fury is unleashed.

So there it is. Hope you enjoy these titles and don’t forget to bring it on back here Friday for our next posting!

Your pal,

Hank Longhorn

2 More Big New Titles

Hey, Hey, Hey!

How’s everyone doing this fine Friday afternoon? Hank hopes you’re all just as well as he is! So, on Tuesday, I really thought I had out done myself with the caliber of titles I brought to you guys. But, I’m happy to report that you all aint seen nothing yet. Because I’ve got two more big time upscale flicks to go over today.

First up we’ve got Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy. This brand new high-end feature From Elegant Angel is ready and waiting to take you to the depths and depravity that is Tori Black's indomitable sexuality. Directed by Mason, Pretty Filthy also stars Kristina Rose, Marie Luv, Rebeca Linares & Manuel Ferrara. As well as Tori herself who is somehow cute as hell and at the same time smolderingly hot and devilishly irresistible!

The film features candid and honest interviews with Ms. Black, where she displays a beguiling charm as seemingly unintentionally reveals her girl-next-door sensibility. All of that is thrown out the window though once we reach the sweeping camera shots of lush landscapes and especially once the sex kicks in. This is one girl who knows what she wants and is happy to share it all with us lucky dogs. Every scenario has off the wall sex and screaming orgasms from the titular star.

What’s really special about this title though is that we finally get to see an all out anal scene, no P.O.V. here, with her and Maneul Ferrara. Just released yesterday this title is at the top of our must-have list, and it should also be on yours.

Next up is Seek And Destroy! And, no, I don’t mean the Metallica song, although this flick does have a metal, punk darkened edge to it. This brand new title, from Razordolls Entertainment, features dyed hair, tatted vixens in raucous and ravenous sex scenes.

Starring Alt Core minx Regan Reese, Seek And Destroy is a journey through pleasant nightmares and sadistically sweet dreams! This is one tumble down a twisted rabbit hole you’ll never forget. The rest of the cast stars punk rock princesses Page Morgan, Ms Devine, Heather Hell and Harmony X, amongst others! You’ve seen them out and about, dwelling in dark clubs and dive bars, now is your chance to experience one of these alt core bad girls for yourself.

Ta-dah! There it is. Another killer set of titles for you to check out and enjoy. That’s gonna do it for me. Have a good weekend folks and we’ll see you guys right back here on Tuesday for our next post.

Hank Longhorn

Big Feature, Big Parody!

Hello,

Hank-enstein here with another post for you to mull over and sit in quiet consideration with.

Ha! Who am I kidding? I want you to read this baby out loud, order the flicks with Next Day and let the neighbors know when you pop one of them into the DVD player! Ok, you’re right, it is only Tuesday so I will give you a break. But I am bringing you the skinny on some rather major titles this week so there is that to liven up this delving mid-weekday.

The first title we’re going over is the new sprawling epic from Adam & Eve! Just released last Wednesday, The 8th Day is a new feature that takes place in a dystopic future where humanity has devolved into tribes of proto-humans. Very sexy, lawless & insatiable proto-humans that is.

This teeming big-budget film boasts huge production values, involved and convincing sets as well as an engrossing plot that could stand alone as a feature film without the sex. Luckily for us though, it doesn’t have to and we are treated to 7 searing scenes of post-apocalyptic sleaze! Directed by Ren Savant, The 8th Day stars Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, Tori Black, Jandi Lin, Tyler Knight, Poppy Morgan, Darryl Hanah, and Amber Rayne, plus many more!

The four-disc set brings you a cornucopia of special features including multiple behind the scenes featurettes as well as extended sex scenes, director’s commentary and much much more. Pile onto that the gorgeous and plentiful cast and you’ve got one winning, can’t miss feature xxx title!

Next, is the decidedly less serious yet equally anticipated Jon & Kate Fuck Eight. This brand new entry into the parody genre capitalizes on the current popularity of the show with a hilarious, albeit unmerciful, skewering.

The starring roles are aptly handled Riley Evans and Frankie Young as Kate and Jon with Evie Delatosso, Kristy West, Amy Starz & Ashton Pierce rounding out the rest of the cast. This satirizing smut-spoof has a plotline right from the headlines with the couple splitting to sow their filthy wild oats. But, will they reconcile? Will everything finally turn out right for this kooky couple? Well, there’s only one way to find out. And that’s to get your hands on a copy and see for yourself!

Well, there you have it. All you need to know about two of the hottest titles out right now. Come on back this Friday for our next update because there are plenty more to come!

Sincerely,

Hank Longhorn

Another Friday Post!!!!

Good Afternoon Folks,

Time for the Adult Video Universe super-duper mega-awesome Friday post! Ha-ha!

The first title we are going to take a look at is the new feature release from Club Jenna, Bumper Grrrls! Starring a cavalcade of who’s-who hotties in Roxy Deville, Brooke Banner, Sindee Jennings, Angelina Valentine, Chayse Evans & Jaclyn Case, this DVD is where it’s at!

A high-octane sex-ride directed by Jim Powers, Bumper Grrrls is a big budget cross-country raunch-fest with insatiable vixens blazing a trail of lust & anarchy! The tank is full and they’ve got endless strips of two-lane blacktop to ride. They’ll be leaving men used, violated and satisfied in their burning wake! Head on over and order yours today!

The next title I want to talk about is the Girl Next Door # 9. This hardcore sex series focuses on fresh-faced new chicks getting down and dirty as they show off what makes them pornstar material! They all have classic girl next-door looks, fit, young & stunning bodies with the talent to match.

Crazy hot, tan & blue-eyed blonde Danica Blue is the only girl in the cast with any other movies to her credit, and only it’s a small handful at that. While Camilla Bella, Mekeilah Love, Lucie Mae & Tina May have no other movies listed on our site, or anywhere else for that matter. So, whether you want to see one of these sultry cuties before they disappear, or if you want to have in your collection one of the earliest scenes from a future super starlet, then this is the flick for you!

That’s it for new stuff this week. As always though, make sure you get over to our Adult Video Universe Special Features page to checkout & take advantage of our limited time only promos! And keep an eye out for new ones. There are some killer sales coming up and the best place to get that info is there, or right here with your ole buddy Hank!

Till next time,

Mr. Longhorn

A New Pair Of Promos!

Hello,

Still not back into the swing of things over here after the well spent, well-earned three days off! Today’s post is gonna just be a quick little shot to fill you in on the new promos we have going!

Head over to the Adult Video Universe Special Features to see our two new sales! The first new promo is from Fat Dog studios. We have ten of their multi-packs going for 10 bucks a piece! These DVD packs are full of old school classic sex scenes with all your favorite stars. At that price, they’re pretty much an unbeatable deal!

The second is a sale on Evolution Erotica sale. Going now ‘til September 24th for $12.99 each, we have a great selection of titles covering almost every niche. There’s anal, girl-girl, interracial, Asian, P.O.V., big tits and even an award-winning collection of Tom Byron scenes. Plus, plenty of big names like Ariana Jollee, Flower Tucci, Roxy Jezel, Eva Angelina, Sandra Romain and tons of other hot totties giving up the goods for your viewing pleasure! Get yours while you can!

As always come back soon for our next update. There are some big titles coming down the line and we will be here with all the info you’ll need!

Hank Longhorn

New Parody? Yes, Ma'am!

Hello,

It’s a holiday weekend, baby! And old Hank here has a string of gatherings and events to attend so we’re going to drop the flag and let this thing out of the gate!

The first title I’ve got for you today is another big name parody feature. Not Married With Children XXX was just released on DVD last week and is destined to be a fan favorite. This go around Hustler is taking a parody stab at everyone’s favorite blunt, sloppy yet loving TV family from the glory days of 90’s “sitcomdom”, the Bundys! I’m surprised it took this long for them to get to this one. I can’t think of any other show that would lend itself so well to a good hard XXX spoofing. Plus, who didn’t have the hots for Kelly back in the day, poor speller or not. Though, with Kagney Linn Karter playing the sexed-up ditzy blonde here, I suddenly find myself thinking “Cristina Apple-who?”

That’s not to forget one of the hottest TV Milfs ever, played by Brittany O’Connell, we all get to see Peg Bundy finally peel off one of those skin tight animal print outfits and get down and dirty with Eric Swiss. Eric really helps sell this thing as he nails his portrayal of the Bundy patriarch and TV Icon Al. Directed by parody master Will Ryder, Not Married With Children XXX has all the usual features as well as a great balance of sex and humor! Order your copy today and see for yourself!

Next we’re going to depart from the plot-based action and get into some straight-up bonin’! You guys have got to check out Big Booty Revenge # 4 from Justin Slayer Productions. I spent some time with this one and it’s an off the chain, hardcore BIG-Ass sexfest. These freaks don’t just have big ole butts, no sir, these chicks are thick, stacked & packed. There’s all kinds of flesh flying around this one, not just luscious black mamas get turned out here, there’s hooked up Latin stunners as well.

Starring Fabiane Thompson and Anny Castro, amongst others, Big Booty Revenge # 4 was directed by Nat Turnher, who catches all the right camera angles, putting that butt in your face in every wall-shaking sex scene! And for that, we commend him!

Lastly, be sure to take a peek at and take advantage of our huge Labor Day sale going right now and ending on Monday night! We’re giving you 20% select titles in celebration of one of our country’s favorite holidays. This sale is across the board too, so be sure to check out Adult DVD’s, Toys and Gay, as well as CD’s and mainstream DVD!

There it is, another post skewered, cooked and ready for consumption. Everyone be sure to enjoy their holiday weekend because I am outta here!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

We Got Butts!

Hello,

Today I’ve got some specific niche titles to go over. This post is going to be all about what’s between these girls cheeks!

First up, we have the third release in Oriental Dreams new series Between The Cheekz! This series focus on nice & solidly round Asian asses getting mangled and mauled for your viewing pleasure! Previous installments haven’t had a lot of penetration but this one ups the ante by adding more sex to the fray. But really, if you’re an ass connoisseur, and there is this much worshipping & fetish-like exploitation of these Asians butts and are you really going to be that let down by that! I know I’m not, especially with box covers like that! This newly released title is ready to go, so head on over and get your copy of Between The Cheekz # 3!

Then, we have I’ve Been Sodomized # 7 recently released by Red Light District. This high-end, anal-centric title features gorgeous up-and-coming starlets in various scenarios that invariably lead to smoldering backdoor action! Number seven stars smoking-hot Latino Larissa Dee, brand new Milf sexpot Adrianna Luxe, dark-haired newbie Jayden Williams, Natalie Rosa & Angelica Raven! Shot in crisply clear HD, adding a sharpness to each scene, especially to Larissa Dee’s, where she gets turned out right on top of a crazy-cool classic muscle car. Directed by Mark Wood and featuring all the standard special features, this is one title not to pass up!

Lastly, I’m pleased to tell you about a new promo and a new update. We have a selection of Evolution Erotica titles on sale now for a limited time only! In addition to that, our new starlet choices are up for September. Head over to the Adult Video Universe Special Features Page to check out these and all our other promos!

And that will do it for today! As always, keep checking back for hot new titles and updates on our continuing promotions!

Hank Longhorn