Hello,It’s a holiday weekend, baby! And old Hank here has a string of gatherings and events to attend so we’re going to drop the flag and let this thing out of the gate!
The first title I’ve got for you today is another big name parody feature. Not Married With Children XXX was just released on DVD last week and is destined to be a fan favorite. This go around Hustler is taking a parody stab at everyone’s favorite blunt, sloppy yet loving TV family from the glory days of 90’s “sitcomdom”, the Bundys! I’m surprised it took this long for them to get to this one. I can’t think of any other show that would lend itself so well to a good hard XXX spoofing. Plus, who didn’t have the hots for Kelly back in the day, poor speller or not. Though, with Kagney Linn Karter playing the sexed-up ditzy blonde here, I suddenly find myself thinking “Cristina Apple-who?”
That’s not to forget one of the hottest TV Milfs ever, played by Brittany O’Connell, we all get to see Peg Bundy finally peel off one of those skin tight animal print outfits and get down and dirty with Eric Swiss. Eric really helps sell this thing as he nails his portrayal of the Bundy patriarch and TV Icon Al. Directed by parody master Will Ryder, Not Married With Children XXX has all the usual features as well as a great balance of sex and humor! Order your copy today and see
for yourself!Next we’re going to depart from the plot-based action and get into some straight-up bonin’! You guys have got to check out Big Booty Revenge # 4 from Justin Slayer Productions. I spent some time with this one and it’s an off the chain, hardcore BIG-Ass sexfest. These freaks don’t just have big ole butts, no sir, these chicks are thick, stacked & packed. There’s all kinds of flesh flying around this one, not just luscious black mamas get turned out here, there’s hooked up Latin stunners as well.
Starring Fabiane Thompson and Anny Castro, amongst others, Big Booty Revenge # 4 was directed by Nat Turnher, who catches all the right camera angles, putting that butt in your face in every wall-shaking sex scene! And for that, we commend him!
Lastly, be sure to take a peek at and take advantage of our huge Labor Day sale going right now and ending on Monday night! We’re giving you 20% select titles in celebration of one of our country’s favorite holidays. This sale is across the board too, so be sure to check out Adult DVD’s, Toys and Gay, as well as CD’s and mainstream DVD!
There it is, another post skewered, cooked and ready for consumption. Everyone be sure to enjoy their holiday weekend because I am outta here!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
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