Hank-enstein here with another post for you to mull over and sit in quiet consideration with.
Ha! Who am I kidding? I want you to read this baby out loud, order the flicks with Next Day and let the neighbors know when you pop one of them into the DVD player! Ok, you’re right, it is only Tuesday so I will give you a break. But I am bringing you the skinny on some rather major titles this week so there is that to liven up this delving mid-weekday.The first title we’re going over is the new sprawling epic from Adam & Eve! Just released last Wednesday, The 8th Day is a new feature that takes place in a dystopic future where humanity has devolved into tribes of proto-humans. Very sexy, lawless & insatiable proto-humans that is.
This teeming big-budget film boasts huge production values, involved and convincing sets as well as an engrossing plot that could stand alone as a feature film without the sex. Luckily for us though, it doesn’t have to and we are treated to 7 searing scenes of post-apocalyptic sleaze! Directed by Ren Savant, The 8th Day stars Kayden Kross, Bree Olson, Tori Black, Jandi Lin, Tyler Knight, Poppy Morgan, Darryl Hanah, and Amber Rayne, plus many more!
The four-disc set brings you a cornucopia of special features including multiple behind the scenes featurettes as well as extended sex scenes, director’s commentary and much much more. Pile onto that the gorgeous and plentiful cast and you’ve got one winning, can’t miss feature xxx title!
Next, is the decidedly less serious yet equally anticipated Jon & Kate Fuck Eight. This brand new entry into the parody genre capitalizes on the current popularity of the show with a hilarious, albeit unmerciful, skewering.
The starring roles are aptly handled Riley Evans and Frankie Young as Kate and Jon with Evie Delatosso, Kristy West, Amy Starz & Ashton Pierce rounding out the rest of the cast. This satirizing smut-spoof has a plotline right from the headlines with the couple splitting to sow their filthy wild oats. But, will they reconcile? Will everything finally turn out right for this kooky couple? Well, there’s only one way to find out. And that’s to get your hands on a copy and see for yourself!
Well, there you have it. All you need to know about two of the hottest titles out right now. Come on back this Friday for our next update because there are plenty more to come!
Sincerely,
Hank Longhorn
