Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Barely Legal
Hello,As 2010 creeps ever closer, you will begin to can see all the charts popping up…top this, that and the other things of the last decade. That’s all fine and good, it seems to be an inherent part of human nature to organize, categorize and rank everything that comes along. But what you may find missing on all these lists will be the pornographic achievements of the last 10 years.
When it comes to porn, this decade has had more than enough milestones to honor, but for this post, I’m going to focus on one specific event. Well…events, as in a series of titles that is synonymous with smut! That’s Hustler’s Barely Legal Series. This staple of porn, starting as a magazine, has been running on video then DVD for the better part of ten years now. The 100th edition releases today and I am here to tell you all about it!
Starting with the original episode, the Barely Legal line has continuously had quality titles with hot, sizzling sex and gorgeous, young, nubile beauties. Barely Legal # 100 keeps the tradition going and brings you a brand new batch of insatiable, fresh-faced hot bodies looking for a rod, any rod, to get off on!
You’ll see Prinzzess, Katie Michaels, Jasmine Delatori, Heather Starlet, Bella Moretti and Kandi Milan doing just about everything there is to do. From oral to anal, girl-girl to straight sex, these chicks are banging everything but the kitchen sink – seeing as this is a Hustler release, who knows about that one! Ha-ha! Directed by Matti Klatt, their new director who knows how to get the best from these young fillies, Barely Legal # 100 is more than a worthy entry into this series.
As the first decade of this century bows out we can’t wait to see what they have up their sleeve for the next decade!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Hello,
We try to be as on point and on the ball as we can here at AVU. As I mentioned previously, we have been hard at work on new promos for the holiday - the arsenal is growing. Everything is in order and ready to roll out and this year we opted to start early and now have a whole slew of sales up for November!
Two new Buy-One-Get-One promos just launched this week, the first of four total. We are big on BOGO’s around here, and why shouldn’t we be? We have the privilege of offering our customers, not just a killer discount, but one’s that are unique to, and customized by, us. What’s better than that? It’s not B.S. content either. We’re giving you top of the line product in Combat Zone and West Coast Productions, two varied yet reliable studios.
We have also rolled out our Top Seller lists for 2009. This is your chance to not only see what’s been selling, but also your chance to pick up and add to your collection the hottest of the hot, all at a discount to boot. This one is across the board, we’ve got a list for straight DVD, gay DVD and adult toy novelties as well.
We try to be as on point and on the ball as we can here at AVU. As I mentioned previously, we have been hard at work on new promos for the holiday - the arsenal is growing. Everything is in order and ready to roll out and this year we opted to start early and now have a whole slew of sales up for November!
Two new Buy-One-Get-One promos just launched this week, the first of four total. We are big on BOGO’s around here, and why shouldn’t we be? We have the privilege of offering our customers, not just a killer discount, but one’s that are unique to, and customized by, us. What’s better than that? It’s not B.S. content either. We’re giving you top of the line product in Combat Zone and West Coast Productions, two varied yet reliable studios.We have also rolled out our Top Seller lists for 2009. This is your chance to not only see what’s been selling, but also your chance to pick up and add to your collection the hottest of the hot, all at a discount to boot. This one is across the board, we’ve got a list for straight DVD, gay DVD and adult toy novelties as well.
We’ve moved some things around too. Most notably, for this post at least, would be our rearranging of some category locations. All our holiday titles can now be found by clicking on the Holiday Movies link located in our Gift Guide on the left hand side of all our pages.
While you are there, check out Hustler’s Barely Legal Xmas Twin Pack. Thi
s release includes two full-length titles that are bursting with good tidings and great titties! Barely legal titties, that is. Well a Ho-Ho-Ho and a hallelujah to you too, ha-ha!
Now, don’t forget we have just as many, if not more, exciting sales and promos going for mainstream as well. Get on over to Cduniverse.com to see all our music, movie and game sales, promotions and collections. We are here, just in time for the holidays, to help make your shopping season quick and painless, leaving you more time to focus on the important things in life! Ya know, like porn and sex toys.
As always stay with us here at the AVU blog because this is just the tip of the iceberg!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
Friday, November 13, 2009
Girls Of Red Light District!
Hello,
Ok porn fans, I’ve got something pretty groovy to talk about today.
Our friends over at Red Light District just released a number of star specific compilations and have titled them Girls Of Red Light. How many you ask? Well, they are coming right out the gate with four comps featuring the sexiest stars around.
First up is Girls Of Red Light District: Katsumi. This little Asian minx has been a darling to fans with her exotic looks and tight, natural body. Combined with her insatiable drive for sex and willingness to do anything, Katsumi is a feral force to be reckoned with.
Then there is the Latin flower, Sativa Rose. This satin doll has the quintessential Spanish look with perky tits and a backside that brought us to our knees. She is still, to this day, on our top ten hottest harlots list!
Then there is Alexis Texas. What more could be said about this pure beauty that hasn’t already been said? I’d liked to think plenty because here goes… Known for her scrumptious rump that demands nothing short of worship in the highest degree, Alexis is also a knockout with a righteous rack, blonde locks and playful good looks. Not to mention her highly anticipated anal performances, which blew everyone away. This is one girl who warrants every bit of attention she gets.
And now it’s time for this guy’s personal fave. Gianna Michaels, in my humble opinion, is somewhat underrated and isn’t nearly a big a star as she should be. That aside, she is definitely out there in the limelight and we love her for every sexy second of it. Obviously her primary appeal would be those immaculately perfect natural tits. Let’s go ahead and have a moment of quiet reflection for them now…
That was fun. Not to overlook the rest of her Hank-approved attributes. Gianna is unique in my eyes because, not only is she a no-holes-barred dirty girl, but she’s also gorgeous to boot and her full figured physique puts her head and shoulders above the fragile waifs that are standard fare these days. Get your copy of this compilation to see the best she, and the rest of these ladies, have had to offer while in front of the Red Light District lens.
Speaking of girls that that we specifically are fans of, we heard recently that Teagan Presley is now Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl. That is one smart play; Teagan has been building an outstanding reputation as a quality and reliable performer and deserves this newest success. We are happy for her and can’t wait to see what she does next!
And there it is, another week in the books and another post up and out there. As always, come back soon to see what we have going on. I can promise you that in the coming weeks it is going to be a LOT!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
Ok porn fans, I’ve got something pretty groovy to talk about today.
Our friends over at Red Light District just released a number of star specific compilations and have titled them Girls Of Red Light. How many you ask? Well, they are coming right out the gate with four comps featuring the sexiest stars around.
First up is Girls Of Red Light District: Katsumi. This little Asian minx has been a darling to fans with her exotic looks and tight, natural body. Combined with her insatiable drive for sex and willingness to do anything, Katsumi is a feral force to be reckoned with.Then there is the Latin flower, Sativa Rose. This satin doll has the quintessential Spanish look with perky tits and a backside that brought us to our knees. She is still, to this day, on our top ten hottest harlots list!
Then there is Alexis Texas. What more could be said about this pure beauty that hasn’t already been said? I’d liked to think plenty because here goes… Known for her scrumptious rump that demands nothing short of worship in the highest degree, Alexis is also a knockout with a righteous rack, blonde locks and playful good looks. Not to mention her highly anticipated anal performances, which blew everyone away. This is one girl who warrants every bit of attention she gets.
And now it’s time for this guy’s personal fave. Gianna Michaels, in my humble opinion, is somewhat underrated and isn’t nearly a big a star as she should be. That aside, she is definitely out there in the limelight and we love her for every sexy second of it. Obviously her primary appeal would be those immaculately perfect natural tits. Let’s go ahead and have a moment of quiet reflection for them now…
That was fun. Not to overlook the rest of her Hank-approved attributes. Gianna is unique in my eyes because, not only is she a no-holes-barred dirty girl, but she’s also gorgeous to boot and her full figured physique puts her head and shoulders above the fragile waifs that are standard fare these days. Get your copy of this compilation to see the best she, and the rest of these ladies, have had to offer while in front of the Red Light District lens.
Speaking of girls that that we specifically are fans of, we heard recently that Teagan Presley is now Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl. That is one smart play; Teagan has been building an outstanding reputation as a quality and reliable performer and deserves this newest success. We are happy for her and can’t wait to see what she does next!
And there it is, another week in the books and another post up and out there. As always, come back soon to see what we have going on. I can promise you that in the coming weeks it is going to be a LOT!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Remembering Veterans Day
Veterans Day is one of those holidays that people tend to overlook. Most see it as a day where the banks, post office and the like are closed. A lot of people don’t stop to think what it really means.
It’s a day to honor all our veterans of war, yes, but it’s also the day to thank them. Even more than that though, it’s a day to really think about the impact these former, and current soldiers, have had on this country, and the world in general.
Let’s not just remember our family members and friends but all of their fallen comrades. Let’s not just remember the wars of the last century and the tangible affect they have had on our lives. There is no denying the intangible impact of the soldiers who served and sacrificed in the Revolutionary & Civil Wars. They are still deserving of our reverence.
So, today, and every other day, keep these men, women and young kids in mind, and be thankful for the sacrifices they have made and the life it has allowed you, me and everyone else, to lead and enjoy.
Sincerely,
Hank Longhorn.
It’s a day to honor all our veterans of war, yes, but it’s also the day to thank them. Even more than that though, it’s a day to really think about the impact these former, and current soldiers, have had on this country, and the world in general.
Let’s not just remember our family members and friends but all of their fallen comrades. Let’s not just remember the wars of the last century and the tangible affect they have had on our lives. There is no denying the intangible impact of the soldiers who served and sacrificed in the Revolutionary & Civil Wars. They are still deserving of our reverence.
So, today, and every other day, keep these men, women and young kids in mind, and be thankful for the sacrifices they have made and the life it has allowed you, me and everyone else, to lead and enjoy.
Sincerely,
Hank Longhorn.
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
It's The Little Things! Like Porn!
Hello,
First things first, happy Friday to you all! I know that’s the typical thing to say and it’s an easy way to start things off, but I still do it anyways because, well, I mean it. I say if you can’t appreciate the little things, like the weekend, then there’s a good chance the big stuff might drag you down that much easier. And I don’t want to see that happen to anyone one, let alone all you cool cats that frequent this here blog.
Alright, that’s enough of that. Let’s do this thing.
On Tuesday I mentioned that we would have new sales up soon and those babies are on and popping! We’ve got a big boob, boob-man promo going. Now, damn near every guy out there loves tits. Me personally, I love ‘em all. Big, small, medium, firm, squishy... whatever. Boobs are awesome. It’s one of those few adolescent, juvenile affinities that most men just don’t grow out of.
Then there are the true, dyed-in-the-wool breast-men. Dudes who, for the most part, could care less about whatever else a girl has going on. He’s just in it for the juggs, the bigger the better in fact. And it’s these fellas that are really going to go bananas for this promo. Not only do we have 16 recent big boob titles, but we’ve got them for $18.99 a piece. You’re welcome!
The other sale we just put up is a two-for-one deal that is different from our Buy-One-Get-One promos. Zero Tolerance, Diabolic, Black Ice and Third Degree studios have been kind enough to include some of their past releases packaged with some of their new releases. Hey, thanks guys! As awesome as that is we thought we could up the ante a little more. We’ve taken 8 of these recent releases and dropped the price down to $19.99. Sweet!
That’s it for current sales. If you haven’t been here in awhile, consider yourself caught up. If you still need a refresher, or are just looking to take advantage of them, all these promos can be found on the Adult Video Universe Special Features page.
Lastly, I wanted to make a quick mention of one of our recently released titles. Jack's POV # 15 is a brand new flick from the fine folks at Digital Playground. This all P.O.V. sexfest stars new DP Contract girl Rio Valentine. I’ve mentioned her before, under a different moniker, and I say she’s still hotter than the sun with her exotic looks, body karate and insatiable sexuality.
This title also stars current “it” girl Tori Black who is another gorgeous vixen with a sex drive that doesn’t quit. I’ve had the opportunity to meet both these lovelies and they are just as stunning, if not more so, in person. The rest of the cast stars Andy San Dimas, Jayden James and the redheaded sexpot Faye Reagan. This DVD really caught my eye as it features one of the hottest line-ups I’ve seen in awhile. Every one of these girls is on old Hank’s wish list! Ha-ha!
And there it is folks. Happy hour is gently approaching and a bunch of us here at AVU will be heading out to get our drink on this evening. Hope you all do the same or at least indulge in your equivalent of a good time!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
First things first, happy Friday to you all! I know that’s the typical thing to say and it’s an easy way to start things off, but I still do it anyways because, well, I mean it. I say if you can’t appreciate the little things, like the weekend, then there’s a good chance the big stuff might drag you down that much easier. And I don’t want to see that happen to anyone one, let alone all you cool cats that frequent this here blog.
Alright, that’s enough of that. Let’s do this thing.
On Tuesday I mentioned that we would have new sales up soon and those babies are on and popping! We’ve got a big boob, boob-man promo going. Now, damn near every guy out there loves tits. Me personally, I love ‘em all. Big, small, medium, firm, squishy... whatever. Boobs are awesome. It’s one of those few adolescent, juvenile affinities that most men just don’t grow out of.Then there are the true, dyed-in-the-wool breast-men. Dudes who, for the most part, could care less about whatever else a girl has going on. He’s just in it for the juggs, the bigger the better in fact. And it’s these fellas that are really going to go bananas for this promo. Not only do we have 16 recent big boob titles, but we’ve got them for $18.99 a piece. You’re welcome!
The other sale we just put up is a two-for-one deal that is different from our Buy-One-Get-One promos. Zero Tolerance, Diabolic, Black Ice and Third Degree studios have been kind enough to include some of their past releases packaged with some of their new releases. Hey, thanks guys! As awesome as that is we thought we could up the ante a little more. We’ve taken 8 of these recent releases and dropped the price down to $19.99. Sweet!
That’s it for current sales. If you haven’t been here in awhile, consider yourself caught up. If you still need a refresher, or are just looking to take advantage of them, all these promos can be found on the Adult Video Universe Special Features page.
Lastly, I wanted to make a quick mention of one of our recently released titles. Jack's POV # 15 is a brand new flick from the fine folks at Digital Playground. This all P.O.V. sexfest stars new DP Contract girl Rio Valentine. I’ve mentioned her before, under a different moniker, and I say she’s still hotter than the sun with her exotic looks, body karate and insatiable sexuality.
This title also stars current “it” girl Tori Black who is another gorgeous vixen with a sex drive that doesn’t quit. I’ve had the opportunity to meet both these lovelies and they are just as stunning, if not more so, in person. The rest of the cast stars Andy San Dimas, Jayden James and the redheaded sexpot Faye Reagan. This DVD really caught my eye as it features one of the hottest line-ups I’ve seen in awhile. Every one of these girls is on old Hank’s wish list! Ha-ha!
And there it is folks. Happy hour is gently approaching and a bunch of us here at AVU will be heading out to get our drink on this evening. Hope you all do the same or at least indulge in your equivalent of a good time!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Bounce 2 And Unseasoned Players
Hello,
As the weeks slip by, we are gaining momentum and prepping for all our holiday sales and promotions. This year is going to be like no other at AVU. We have started early and come tomorrow there will be 2 new sales for you guys. Stop in tomorrow at the Adult Video Universe Special Features page to see what’s new.
A new bit that just went up is our banner for Bounce 2. This sequel to the popular original from Vivid boasts an equally juggy cast and promises to be just as bra-bustingly stellar! Starring Hanna Hilton, Gianna Michaels, Sara Stone and Ami Jordan, this title is ready to take off into new territory.
This time around B. Skow is giving us more than just a straight forward tit flick. Bounce 2 features, not just hot and busty sex, but fetish play that includes smoking, stockings, big dicks, solos and much more. Of course, there are also tons of bouncing boobs, greased boobs and just all around tit worship! With a tentative release date of November 24th, we are now taking preorders. You should get over there now to secure yours today.
Next up is the latest release from Tom Byron Pictures.
Tom has put a new spin on his long-running series, now bringing us Unseasoned Players. These “Anti-Milfs” are pretty young things with a need to prove themselves. And Tom is just the man to see what these beauties have to offer.
Unseasoned Players stars the still fresh and hot Kagney Lynn Karter. It’s no wonder to me that this chick is everywhere nowadays. She is pretty much the embodiment of what a pornstar can and should be. She’s stunningly gorgeous, with the tits and ass of a goddess and the sexual appetite to conquer any man! The rest of the cast features newbie cutie Gracie Glam with Brooke Lee Adams, Sammy Grand and brand-new Latin hottie, Giselle Ibiza.
Well, that’s going to do it for today! Now as I said before, there are a couple of new sales starting tomorrow. So come on back and see what we have for you!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
As the weeks slip by, we are gaining momentum and prepping for all our holiday sales and promotions. This year is going to be like no other at AVU. We have started early and come tomorrow there will be 2 new sales for you guys. Stop in tomorrow at the Adult Video Universe Special Features page to see what’s new.
A new bit that just went up is our banner for Bounce 2. This sequel to the popular original from Vivid boasts an equally juggy cast and promises to be just as bra-bustingly stellar! Starring Hanna Hilton, Gianna Michaels, Sara Stone and Ami Jordan, this title is ready to take off into new territory.
This time around B. Skow is giving us more than just a straight forward tit flick. Bounce 2 features, not just hot and busty sex, but fetish play that includes smoking, stockings, big dicks, solos and much more. Of course, there are also tons of bouncing boobs, greased boobs and just all around tit worship! With a tentative release date of November 24th, we are now taking preorders. You should get over there now to secure yours today.
Next up is the latest release from Tom Byron Pictures.
Tom has put a new spin on his long-running series, now bringing us Unseasoned Players. These “Anti-Milfs” are pretty young things with a need to prove themselves. And Tom is just the man to see what these beauties have to offer.Unseasoned Players stars the still fresh and hot Kagney Lynn Karter. It’s no wonder to me that this chick is everywhere nowadays. She is pretty much the embodiment of what a pornstar can and should be. She’s stunningly gorgeous, with the tits and ass of a goddess and the sexual appetite to conquer any man! The rest of the cast features newbie cutie Gracie Glam with Brooke Lee Adams, Sammy Grand and brand-new Latin hottie, Giselle Ibiza.
Well, that’s going to do it for today! Now as I said before, there are a couple of new sales starting tomorrow. So come on back and see what we have for you!
Till next time,
Hank Longhorn
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