It's The Little Things! Like Porn!

Hello,

First things first, happy Friday to you all! I know that’s the typical thing to say and it’s an easy way to start things off, but I still do it anyways because, well, I mean it. I say if you can’t appreciate the little things, like the weekend, then there’s a good chance the big stuff might drag you down that much easier. And I don’t want to see that happen to anyone one, let alone all you cool cats that frequent this here blog.

Alright, that’s enough of that. Let’s do this thing.

On Tuesday I mentioned that we would have new sales up soon and those babies are on and popping! We’ve got a big boob, boob-man promo going. Now, damn near every guy out there loves tits. Me personally, I love ‘em all. Big, small, medium, firm, squishy... whatever. Boobs are awesome. It’s one of those few adolescent, juvenile affinities that most men just don’t grow out of.

Then there are the true, dyed-in-the-wool breast-men. Dudes who, for the most part, could care less about whatever else a girl has going on. He’s just in it for the juggs, the bigger the better in fact. And it’s these fellas that are really going to go bananas for this promo. Not only do we have 16 recent big boob titles, but we’ve got them for $18.99 a piece. You’re welcome!

The other sale we just put up is a two-for-one deal that is different from our Buy-One-Get-One promos. Zero Tolerance, Diabolic, Black Ice and Third Degree studios have been kind enough to include some of their past releases packaged with some of their new releases. Hey, thanks guys! As awesome as that is we thought we could up the ante a little more. We’ve taken 8 of these recent releases and dropped the price down to $19.99. Sweet!

That’s it for current sales. If you haven’t been here in awhile, consider yourself caught up. If you still need a refresher, or are just looking to take advantage of them, all these promos can be found on the Adult Video Universe Special Features page.

Lastly, I wanted to make a quick mention of one of our recently released titles. Jack's POV # 15 is a brand new flick from the fine folks at Digital Playground. This all P.O.V. sexfest stars new DP Contract girl Rio Valentine. I’ve mentioned her before, under a different moniker, and I say she’s still hotter than the sun with her exotic looks, body karate and insatiable sexuality.

This title also stars current “it” girl Tori Black who is another gorgeous vixen with a sex drive that doesn’t quit. I’ve had the opportunity to meet both these lovelies and they are just as stunning, if not more so, in person. The rest of the cast stars Andy San Dimas, Jayden James and the redheaded sexpot Faye Reagan. This DVD really caught my eye as it features one of the hottest line-ups I’ve seen in awhile. Every one of these girls is on old Hank’s wish list! Ha-ha!

And there it is folks. Happy hour is gently approaching and a bunch of us here at AVU will be heading out to get our drink on this evening. Hope you all do the same or at least indulge in your equivalent of a good time!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn