We Moved!

Hey there,

We Moved! You can now follow all our news, posts and updates at http://avublog.cduniverse.com/

We’ll still be the same quality of blogger that you’ve come to expect but now in a slightly more modern setting and with new features and articles to follow.

So go on, click it up to see my newest post!

Sincerely,

Hank Longhorn

Another AVU Exclusive!

Last August we announced and released our first exclusive compilation that Elegant Angel put together for us. Well, a little over a year later we are very happy to announce and release volume 2 from Elegant Angel, Big Booty Stars # 2!

This has all the ass-jiggling and wiggling that made the first one so popular. And, I may be biased, but I have to say, Elegant Angel has outdone themselves this time around.

Right off the bat, we’re treated to last volumes cover model, Alexis Texas, and her monumental backside. Fellow big butt vixen Ava Rose, who happens to be volume 2’s cover model, soon joins her! See what they did there?

Mark Ashley shows up and all of a sudden asses are flying around, cheeks are being slapped, dicks are sucked and holes get fucked. God bless the men who can keep up with not one, but two asses that big and beautiful.

It’s got to be said, today’s adult scene is just overflowing with mouth-watering asses, and we are happy to have the best of the best represented here. I say that because up next is Kelly Devine, the undisputed heiress to the big butt throne. She teases, she pleases she shakes her ass and offers up all her holes to hard poundings, and asks for more!

The heat is kept up and things just spiral out of control from here. Loads are dropped, faces are smothered and libidos are shaken to their very core – all in a good way of course. The rest of the scenes feature Kristina Rose, Austin Taylor Charley Chase, Brianna Love and Sunny Lane – all big-backed chicks, all in scenes taken from the hottest titles Elegant Angel has to offer.

It’s 4-full-hours of non-stop action and is well worth every penny at only $11.49 for 7 full-length scenes, tease and all. Released on September 29th, Big Booty Stars # 2 is currently available for same day shipping, until 3 P.M.

Quantities are again semi-limited so get yours A.S.A.P.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Big Boobs & Big Budgets!

Hello,

Depending on how deep you are into the modern porn scene, it’s probably obvious to you that things are changing. Sales are down, while mainstream acceptance is up. So much of the content is free… but who’s footing the bill?

Luckily many companies have a loyal fan base still willing to pay for a quality product. And luckily for you, and us, there are studios out there raising the bar and creating that quality product.

And that will bring me to today’s topic of new releases that are bringing something unique and highbrow to the table. Hopefully this is a trend that catches on, upping the stakes for all. Anybody can film people having sex. But it takes big ideas, big talent and big money to release worthwhile big-budget films. Many of which have been blurring the line between porn and mainstream.

First up is Bonny & Clide from Bluebird Films. Bluebird has produced nothing but quality plot-based films and with their latest outing the bar has been raised higher than ever before. Natasha Marley and Paul Chaplin are Bonny & Clide respectively.

This isn’t so much a porno as it is a period piece with hardcore sex as an aside. Though, that’s not to say the sex is lacking, because it’s anything but. Particularly when Natasha Marley’s involved. Naked or not, she’s truly gorgeous to behold – but especially while naked.

Paul Chaplin is great as the bad guy to root for, especially when he’s giving it to two chicks at the same time. Everything from the guns and cars to the outfits and set pieces have a genuinely authentic feel. This isn’t some cardboard cutout hack job, this stuff is topnotch!

While we all know how this one ends, Bonny & Clide is still an engaging watch, and succeeds as both entertainment and as erotica. Definite couples fare – this is a perfect starting place to introduce a shy lover into the world of porn.

Looking for more unique feature films? Check out this blog post about Malice In Lalaland, coming soon. And head here for the mind-bending sexual escapades found in Tabitha Steven’s newest release Sanatorium.

Finally, also from Bluebird is the much talked about BatfXXX. This sprawling XXX-epic features stunning special effects, through the roof production value and enough sex to put a smile on anyone’s face! I will have more info as the release date get closer but you can preorder it now to ensure you’re the first to see this much anticipated spoof.

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

Hot Friends & FootJobs!

Hey there,

Today I’m going to pick up our old format and give you guys a heads-up on some recently released titles we think you should check out!

First up, we have My Wife’s Hot Friend # 7. In this instance of fantasy you get the chance to act on the urges you’ve bottled up when it comes to your wife’s hot friend. She may be an old college roommate of hers, or even a coworker she’s close to, but whatever the relation, this chick is hot and you’ve wanted a go at her since the first time you saw her. Let loyalty and the vows of marriage stop you no longer.

In fact, the babes in this flick are so hot you’d be hard pressed to find girls like this in real life. Which is Just one more level of fantasy added onto what is already a dream come true. Esperanza Gomez is the newest, and hottest, Latina Milf to come by in a long time. She’s gorgeous, has melon-shaped tits and a set of legs and thighs to die for; that ass is damn near worth the alimony.

Bodacious blonde Shyla Stylez is here also. This busty bombshell has been fulfilling fantasies for years now, and would be considered your wife’s ridiculously hot friend. Another stacked wonder, she’s got tit galore, a plump, round rump and the smoldering good looks that’ll melt your ring. Ava Devine is a mega Milf seductress that has us giving her whatever she wants when she wants it. As long as she’s naked that is. The Barbie like Brittany O’Neil and Skylar Price complete this dream team of poon!

Released this week by Naughty America, My Wife's Hot Friend # 7 is giving you another chance to indulge the fantasy without putting anything up to chance.

Now for something completely different, we bring you Barefoot Confidential # 66 from the masters of the niche Kick Ass Pictures. While we’re not opposed to sexy foot jobs, it’s just not something we usually cover. But we’re highlighting this one because A.) Kick Ass pictures kicks ass, B.) It’s more than just foot action so there’s something for everyone and C.) This is a killer roster of seriously sexy girls.

Amia Moretti is a recent up-and-comer who’s been on everyone’s dirty mind. She’s cute, slim and up for anything. Plus she’s perfect for this role: long legs, a tight little butt and size 7-½ feet. Plus she gets all the way down and dirty. Always a plus!

Porcelain-skinned, strawberry blonde Ally Ann appears while big-footed bad girls Brooke Banner and Nikki Brooks get it on in some girl-girl action. Miley Ann and Katie Cummings are here to give up their feet… and everything else. All scenes feature hot foot play and hardcore sex acts for your viewing pleasure. Released this week, Barefoot Confidential # 66 is your place for action.

Look at that, another week in the books. Hope you all have a banging weekend and we’ll see you back here Tuesday for some more up-skirt dirt!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

Redheads & Assholes!

Hello,

For today’s post I am once again going to give you the lowdown on two titles that will be up on the homepage tomorrow.

Nobody does it better than Naughty America. And nobody does red better than them either. With the extremely desirable Faye Reagan on the cover, Nobody Does It Redder # 4 is bound to be an orgasmic viewing experience. Crimson milf Darla Crane performs as well as fellow redheads Violet Monroe, Paris Kennedy and brand-new cutie Marina Blue!

Porcelain skin, tight pink holes, puffy nipples and a fiery sexuality are the defining traits found only in the alluring animal that is the redhead! Temperatures are on the rise this week as these sultry minxes set the screen, and our homepage on fire!

Next we have What An Asshole from West Coast Productions. As wonderful as vaginas are, sometimes you need a lil something extra to spice things up. Which brings me to butt sex, well more specifically assholes. Now, there are assholes and then there are ASSHOLES. Puckered poopers that’ll suck a dick in as easily as it will a finger.

After pumping one of these succulent starfish full of your steam sauce you wont be able to keep yourself form exclaiming “What An Asshole!” Add an interracial twist and you’ve got the makings for one hell of a XXX movie.

The biggest stars are getting their booties bored out by the biggest black dicks. Hardcore anal queen Tory Lane takes the butt pipe like the insatiable professional she is. Anal sex princess Amy Brooke and Dana De Armond’s hungry-hungry assholes get violated – and love every gaping second of it. Violet Monroe and Tatiana Kush and their pretty winkers round out the rest of the female cast. Rico Strong, Mr. Marcus, LT, Prince Yahshua, Jon Jon and Cuntre Pipes are doing the deep oil drilling!

These two titles and more will be up on the homepage tomorrow afternoon. Friday I mentioned an up-n-coming surprise. That is still in the works and I will have more details in the coming days.

To reiterate on my last post, don’t forget to check out all our new sales. They will only be up through the rest of the month so you need to get em while the getting’s good!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

September Sales!

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Cum Draining Whores & More!

Hey Folks,

It’s time for another look at some of the titles we’ll be putting up on tomorrow’s new homepage.

Booty Talk # 90: first, congrats to them and West Coast for hitting a milestone in this long running series, and second, thanks for making it a Brickhouse Ass Edition! Big butts weren’t as in vogue when they started this series, but nowadays you could almost say big butt is the new big tits. And it’s a nice change of pace. Not that there is anything wrong with big tits, on the contrary, it’s just nice to see these lovely backsides get equal recognition. And nothing beats a phat ass when paired up with some big ole titties! But I digress…

Booty Talk # 90, the Brickhouse Ass Edition, stars 8 – count ‘em 8 – hot and luscious big booty babes. They are getting the pipe from the best and biggest male stars. Baby Cakes, Taylor Ray, Megan Vaughn, Hydie Waters, Rhianna Ryan, Basanti, Seni and Porsha Karrera get their asses worshipped and turned out by Mr. Marcus, Brian Pumper, Prince Yahshua and Wesley Pipes. Check it out, first timers and anal poundings abound.

A quick honorable mention goes to Justin Slayer’s Phatty Girls # 10, a nice little milestone for this big black butt series too. The man is pullin' all the stops this time around. The tenth entry in this multi-award winning series stars the amazingly bangable Nayomi Banxxx, with her beaming brown eyes and ridiculous ass! Chanel Staxxx, Raianna Sylk, Pochahantas and Kiki Carter are also here to get turned out by Justin Slayer! Get it now – this one is hot!

Also going on the homepage tomorrow is the first entry in Red Light District’s newest series Cum Draining Whores! These hot-n-horny harlots are dying of thirst… and the only fluid that’ll quench is… Cum. Lots and lots of cum. These liquid predators are on the prowl and are looking to drain every drop of semen they can from any man they can! The action is off the wall and the gals are gorgeous.

Especially that Amy Brooke. This hot little thing has been at it for about a year now, and she only recently came under my radar. And I must say… hot damn! Where do these petite little chicks get these asses? This chick is not just game for damn near anything… but she also obviously loves every minute of it. Victoria Lawson, Adriana Kelly, Onia Nevaeh and Courtney Taylor round out the rest of this show-stopping cast.

You wont believe what these Cum Draining Whores are willing to do to get their jizz fix!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Sneak Another Peak!

Hello,

I’ve got another quick look at two of the titles lined up for tomorrow’s new homepage!

First up is Cougar Street: where the neighbors can't keep from sneaking peeks or finding any excuse possible to help McKenzie Lee move her heavy loads!

Brand new from Digital Playground; Cougar Street is the place to be, and the place to meet hot, busty housewives who are desperate for something other than what their husbands have to offer. Even the philandering has grown stale and routine – until a new mysterious woman arrives and throws everything into upheaval.

McKenzie Lee is the new bad girl on the block and all the local husbands are taking notice. The buxom babe is quick to earn the ire of the fiercely catty wives of Cougar Street. As the mudslinging and rumor-spreading picks up, so does the dirty, cheating sex! There’s only one way to find out who bangs who and how it all ends!

Directed by Robby D. this new release also stars Lisa Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Courtney Cummz, Kayla Carrera, Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue – it will also be featured on the homepage tomorrow!

Next, is Big Boob Car Wash – and these babes will put a spit shine on that hot rod of yours, guaranteed! Nothing beats sitting back and watching some big-titted hot-body in a bikini, or topless, soaking wet and dripping suds as she leans and bends all over your dirty, high-performance machine! Well, except getting to fuck her afterwards!

In Big Boob Car Wash that’s exactly what you get to do. Featuring the fantastic racks of XXX superstars Shyla Stylez and Jayden Jaymes as well as Alanah Rae, Heather Starlet and Mariah Madysinn. Be sure to keep a special eye out for busty up-n-comer Haley Cummings. This buxom blonde is set to knock the porn world on its ass… as long as it bangs back in hers. See her do her thing with this new release from Smash Pictures!

All righty folks, there’s your preview at some of the titles we’ll be putting live on the homepage tomorrow. Hopefully we’ve piqued your interest enough to check back at the rest.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

An Insider’s Look!

The more observant of our fans and shoppers may have noticed that we change our homepage picks every Wednesday afternoon… if you haven’t noticed, good, you’re who I really want to talk to today.

My entry for today is going to be a highlight of two of the titles going up tomorrow - sort of a sneak peak, if you will. Plus, you are now armed with info you didn’t have until recently! Whether shopping or not, you can now hit up the Adult Video Universe homepage on a weekly basis to keep up on new releases, if you don’t already.

Elegant Angel is launching a new series/brand called Club 59: all girl-girl, all the time. If you, like me, are a fan of Elegant Angel’s particular brand of highbrow hump movies, and if you, like me are a fan of genuine lesbianism, then this is good damn news! The first tile from the new brand is the recently released Girl Crush. Sticking to the company’s minimalist approach to box-art, Girl Crush features Aiden Ashley and Zoe Voss in a loving embrace and rocking dark denim much like a high-art clothing ad! Hot! Hot! Hot!

The rest of the all-girl cast features Brooke Lee Adams, Gracie Glam, Celeste Star, Halie James, Yurizan Beltran and Isobel Wren. It’s pretty safe to assume that Elegant Angel will bring its usual level of quality to this new endeavor, and I can’t wait to see wait the first time around has to offer. Girl Crush is available for order now and will be up on the homepage tomorrow!

Jesse Jane Playful will also be featured tomorrow and is the latest release from the unbeatable team of Jesse Jane and Digital Playground. Playful is another soap-opera-esque tale of love, lust, betrayal and hot girls having hot sex. The always stunning, ever-platinum busty Jesse Jane takes center stage and is backed up by Hillary Scott, Madison Parker, Cindy Hope, Angelina Ashe, Jayden Jaymes and woodsmen James Deen, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue and Scott Nails – with direction being handle by the always competent Robby D.

These story driven flicks from Digital Playground are always well done, fun, exciting and full of seriously steamy sex! And this one is no exception. Mick Blue has cashed his check, so to speak, and has to pay up in cash or lose it all, including his women! Check it out now to see how it all plays out. All homepage titles are available for immediate shipping, so if you want this one now, order it now. Barring any unforeseen hiccups, you’d have this in your hands in just a few days. Can’t beat that now can you??

These two flicks, plus nine others, will be populating the homepage tomorrow and I think you’ll all be pleased to see the full selection I’ve lined up for you.

The last item on our action list today is a name that has been EVERYWHERE the last few days… Montana Fishburne! At the moment we only have one of her titles in our system, Phattys Rhymes & Dimes # 14. Her Vivid release titled simply Montana Fishburne, will be available late this afternoon or tomorrow the latest! So if you want to be one of the first to see this gorgeous A-list daughter get her nasty on, stick around here and order up these titles. I’ve seen the trailer and this pretty young thing has a killer body and has the sexual know-how that belies her age. Trust me - do not miss this one!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Hanky Panky Here!

Hello,

Hank Longhorn here, back from a long hiatus!

Lots and lots of changes have been going on and will be coming up in the future – I will keep you guys posted as they slowly roll out! But for now, let’s check out some of the new stuff we’ve got going.

When you want genuine and erotic lesbianism you want Girlfriends Films! We have a top-notch selection of titles on sale now for $18.99 each. Various themes abound – older/younger all girl action in Mother Daughter Exchange Club, girl-girl lawyer escapades in Lesbian Legal, plenty of old school, throwback action in Pin Up Girls – and so much more. GF Films is your one stop shop for pure Sapphic aesthetics – act now as this sale is close to running its course!

For more couples friendly fare, we also have a new Sweet Sinner promo running! Sometimes you just want a break from the hard-pounding, rawness present in a lot of today’s adult films. When you want story-based eroticism, when you want beautiful people caught up in lurid love triangles, when you want unhinged yet pure lust, look no further than Sweet Sinner. Help your lover dip their toe into the porn pool with these gentle and loving tales of passion! Each title is a straight bargain at only $18.99.

Our other promo running is a sale on select Immoral Studios titles - $14.99 each. With Immoral, you get to see lucky fans just like yourself getting jerked, sucked and fucked by top shelf, professional pornstars. Phoenix Marie and Gina Lynn deal out BJ’s, legendary Amber Lynn and newbie beauty Madison Parker are down to fuck everyday average Joe’s. Other recent newcummer’s include Danica Blue and Tanner Mayes are both jerkin the gherkin! This sale is also ending soon so be sure to take advantage of the discount ASAP!

Lastly, from the large pool of new talent that appears monthly, we have cultivated the hottest burgeoning flowers for August's New Starlets! These freshly picked bad girls are out to show you they got what it takes to make a lasting impression on adult – and on your spank bank. For instance there’s Lou Charmelle, one hot ass foreign babe with a no-holes-barred approach to hardcore sex. We’re also highlighting the very vivacious Tessa Taylor – that platinum bop, that juicy ass and girl-next-door aura – this babe is poised to make a mark on our little industry here. Only time will tell though, so head over now to snatch up some of her latest work, and see who else we chose for our coveted monthly New Starlet promo. Don’t forget, this month they are all 10% off! So get a move on.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Baby Got Back Again!

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Batman To The Rescue?

In the peculiar climate of today’s bloated adult scene, it is imperative to stand out and stay ahead of the pack. The best way to do that is with quality titles, yes, but also with high-profile quality titles. Exclusivity also helps. Success in any industry is truly a complex, intangible formula. That being said, But here are a couple of titles that are creating a hell of a buzz these days.

Touted as damn near one of the biggest celeb sex tapes to ever be released: Kendra Exposed features the hot, reality TV… ok, yeah… we know those details already. The tape was made, supposedly, when the former playboy bunny, now 24-year-old football wife, was 18. Slightly resembling a make-up-less Jenna Jameson or Kagney Linn Karter, Kendra Wilkinson does it all on this tape - one of many in existence, apparently. This sort of hype and mystique is certainly one way to make sure people buy your product.

As for the quality of the sex, well… it’s actually pretty damn hot. The little minx and future Hefner plaything is doe-eyed and kinky all at the same time. Check it out to see what I mean and… decide for yourself if it lives up to the hype!

The parody phenomenon: over-done? Run its course? Scraping the bottom of the barrel? Porn’s salvation? This is an issue that has been on my mind for some time now. The current influx of XXX brand parodies is enough to make one dizzy and sick of the 70’s sitcoms. My personal opinion aside, should porn companies keep pumping these things out or have they beaten it to death already? In the grand scheme of things I’d say, yes. And, absolutely not.

I find myself thinking that yes, it has been overdone. Which is obviously a testament to the creative stagnation rampant in this industry. Then I remember…this is porn, not Hollywood. (Not that tinsel town is known for being all that creative nowadays anyway.) If parodies are helping keep our supposedly dying industry alive then bring on “Greatest American Hero: A XXX Parody”! It certainly makes adult a little more high-profile and undoubtedly broadens the range of people who would consider buying porn. And that’s good. Especially, if the studios can keep getting away with it.

This brings me to Vivid’s Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, Undeniably a highly ambitious attempt to recreate the old school camp with modern XXX weaved in. And it looks like a success. Between the costumes, the sets, the sex, the roster of stars and the original freaking batmobile – this one is a pow-bop-ka-zing homerun!

Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry. That’s some killer company for the young & lovely Tori Black as she dons the Catwoman cowl. Maybe I’m a little biased, but I think it can safely be said that she is the hottest iteration of the feline heroine/villain. Half thorn in the Bat’s side, half object of his bat-desire. Not just because she’s the only one we’ve actually seen him bang… But because she maintains the camp that made the original versions so fun! Again, maybe I’m a little biased, ha-ha.

Then you’ve got Dale Dabone, fresh from his long sabbatical, picking up the mantel of the Bat, with James Deen at his side as the ever-faithful Robin. Lexi Belle is Batgirl, which is another killer casting decision. Lexi is an all-around knockout in this flick and has the chops to pull it off! Finally, we have the unofficial jesters of porn parody in Randy Spears and Evan Stone as iconic villains the Joker and the Riddler, respectively.

Can Batman & Kendra save the day and rescue this dying industry? No. But that’s because I don’t think it’s really dying - just evolving. And if people want to keep up, they’d better start evolving too. Parodies & celebrity sex tapes seem to be viable ways of keeping people interested - for now. Will this be the final saving grace? Tune in next time to find out!

Pete, Lex and a We-Vibe Too!

Hello,

Sorry for my recent absence. Have been uber-busy and in and out and around and about… but her I am back and ready to do this thing! Today is going to be a quick update/breakdown of all the sales we have going on right now.

Peter North: the man, the legend, the fire hose himself. We’ve got a killer selection of Peter North’s North Pole titles on sale for $15.99! Awesome action and at a hell of a bargain! Tons of hot ladies too: Cassandra Calogera, Keri Sable, Amy Reid, Lela Star, Brooke Haven and many, many more!

Mercenary Pictures: Another legend himself – Lex Steele’s label Mercenary has been pumping out titles like nobody’s business and we’ve got the hottest ones on sale now for $18.99 each. Hot sex, big tits, big dicks and righteous chicks! Shyla Stylez, Katja Kassin, Vanessa Blue, Erika Vution, Aryanna Starr and of course Lexington and his mighty broadsword!

Also, Score, Kick Ass and Suze Randall sales have been extended and pumped full of all-new titles. Get ‘em fore they’re gone!!!

And don’t forget our toy promos! Summer is rapidly approaching, libidos are coming out of hibernation and people are getting married! But, before the big plunge the ladies are having one last blast with Bachelorette parties! In our bangin’ party promo we’ve got everything you’ll need to ensure it’s a hell of a last night out.

Then, for the couple looking to spice it up, we’ve got a handpicked crop of kinky Fetish Fantasy toys from Pipedream! These are the best of the best, the highest-rated and the most affordable whips, chains, gags and cuffs out there. Is your lover not tied up enough for your taste? Change that tonight with AVU and Fetish Fantasy!

Finally, I’ve got a new, wicked little gadget to tell you about! The We-Vibe II is a revolutionary little guy that packs an amazing punch for both lovers pleasure and is worn during coitus! Click this flexible little fella' on and insert just before intercourse and become lost in it’s sensations as it stimulates the clitoris and G-Spot simultaneously!

I say go for broke ladies and gentleman! After you deck-out your Bachelorette party; grab a cuff kit and a We-Vide II and has the greatest honeymoon ever. I mean… presumably only ever have one, ha-ha!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Chicks We Miss!

Hello,

And welcome to the first of what will hopefully be many discussion blogs. I know we don’t get a lot of comments around these parts, but this will hopefully help to change all that.

The first topic I’ve chosen is “Chicks We Miss”. These are girls who came, used their plump, luscious assets to woo us all - then bowed out - leaving us with nothing but drooling memories of hot scenes and amazing sexual acrobatics.

I plundered the obscure depths of my spank bank and came up with a tentative list of 5 or so….

Keri Sable: this sinewy, platinum beauty wowed the XXX world with her young and seductive looks. Added to that was her astounding sexuality, surprising considering her petite stature. This former Wicked Girl embodied the girl next-door persona and left us all craving more, more, more.

Lanny Barby: for me, it’s always been a little tough to pin down exactly what makes Lanny Barby so desirable. Well, aside from her righteous melons, killer body and gorgeous looks. Well, maybe that’s all there is to it. I don’t think so though. There was something intangible about her. A seething essence, an air of do-me-now sexuality. Plus, she always looked like she was having the time of her life. After rising to stardom, and becoming the first Vivid Girl to hail from Montreal, her place in porn history was set forever.

Brianna Love: this young cutie blew the porn world away with her beaming smile, natural looks and an ass to die for. She never really became a “superstar” per say. But she certainly carved out a niche of loyal and horny diehard fans who could not get enough of her famed butt and no-holes-barred sex-capades. Just as willing to take a cock orally or anally – During her time as a Red Light District contract girl, Brianna wowed her adoring public by going all in right from the get-go!

Naomi Russell: speaking of big asses and of girls with an unnamable allure – Naomi worshipped at the alter of latent lewd behavior as the porn public worshipped her in step. Known for that thick, plump rump sultry come-hither eyes and a perfect Californian complexion, Naomi did a ton of work alongside Rocco and we all got to reap the benefits of the pairing. Her pouting lips are immediately recognizable as is her veracious sexuality and wanton lust!

Girl Number 5: I am going to leave open to you guys. What starlet rattled your cage and revved your engine like no other then was gone for good only few years later? Let us know in the comments section below. And if you happen to disagree with any of my choices – or if I missed a particular factoid about these four lovelies – please, let me know.

Thanks for your help on this one,

Hank Longhorn

Busty POV!

Hello,

I am very busy round the office this afternoon! So let’s just jump right into this thing today!

The first title I have for you guys today is Busty POV from Elegant Angel. Not ones to rest on their laurels – they have added Grazer – another director to the already well-established crop of auteurs working for them. This is one hell of a first outing for this guy and the results are stunning.

The flick is a straight powerhouse – a powerhouse roster of hot chicks having off-the-wall powerhouse sex. The ever-lustful Eva Angelina and her full, perky rack are here, doing what they do best. Krissy Lynn and Charley Chase pair-up their hooters to take on one stud in hardcore, POV action. McKenzie Lee, Abbey Brooks and the lovely Isis Love wield their titanic tits to full-effect – leaving these men – and the viewer, slack-jawed and waiting for more.

I personally am a big fan of the POV action – and it’s utilized well in this video. And, it’s not just all tits. All these chicks are full figured and have asses comparable to their bust lines. So there’s plenty of bubble butt action here to satisfy the ass-men as well. Check this title out to see what Grazer has to offer – and see why Elegant Angel found him worthy to helm this – and hopefully more – titles for them!

We have a ton of new things in the works. New Sales, extending of current sales – new editors choice selections and much more. Tuesday – Friday the latest – I’ll have all of the details for you. So, as always, come back soon to keep updated!

Till Then,

Hank Longhorn

Need A Roomie?

Hello,

Hope you guys enjoyed our video from guest blogger Misti Dawn. She’s an adorable sweetheart and we were glad to have had the chance to work with her. But I am back and for today’s post it’s back to business as usual.

The first title I’ve got today is another one of those feature-type sex-fests from Digital Playground. The Nude Roommate stars Janie Summers as… well, a nude roommate, ha-ha.

It’s mildly more complicated than that. Manuel Ferrara and Mick Blue star as two friends who find an extravagant and expensive house for rent. The solution: find a roommate. After a few duds show up for the room, the hot and lovely Janie Summers shows up. She gets the available room and things get wonky and out of hand quickly.

Breanne Benson appears as Mick’s lady friend – who is none too happy about the leggy blonde strolling about in the nude. Momma Diamond Foxxx shows up and gets in on the naked fun along with Cindy Hope and Ben English as the realtor who can’t help but get his pencil wet.

The players are hot, the story is silly – but it works and is a lot funnier than one would expect. Manuel is a riot in this – especially when he dons a ridiculous beard and hat for the duration of one scene. Directed by the always-reliable Robby D, The Nude Roommate is sexy entertaining and the perfect chance for you to get to know Digital Playground’s newest starlet, Janie Summers!

We have plenty in the works around here so keep checking back. I’ll have more titles to review for you, more interviews are on the way – and, as always, the sales never stop coming down the pike.

The newest promo to go live is our highlighting of the new Pirates themed toys from Digital Playground. These sharp, high-tech toys are brand new and ready to be taken out to sea and prove their salt. Adorned with lavish jewels, intimidating skulls and deadly pistols – this is the line for you if you want to sail the seven seas of pleasure and adventure.

Till next time, mates,

Hank Longhorn

Guest Blogger - Misti Dawn!

Hello,

Hank is going to be taking the day off, so to speak. I’ve got our first guest blogger friend here. She’s coming to us via video blog, and we are happy as hell to have her. Misti Dawn was kind enough to film a little segment for us, which is posted below.

Now, a lot of you might not even know who Misti Dawn is. Well, that’s ok – at AVU, we like to educate. She’s relatively new and only has a handful of films available. But, hopefully, through this blog you will all get to know her a little better. She is a cute-as-hell, tatted-up, little gaming minx – who also happens to like having sex on camera – lucky us, huh?

So, here it is, our first guest blog author ever. Hope you dig. Scroll down after the vid for additional info on Ms. Dawn and more.



Like she said, for those of you in Vegas, she will be feature dancing at the Velvet Lion on April 22nd. Her official site, meowmistidawn.com, will be launching April 27th as part of the Burning Angel network of sites. Big April for Misti and we are glad she found some time to shoot this interview for us.

See, we bring you more than just hot, slippery smut – we offer you intimate & exclusive encounters with your favorite stars. Don’t forget about our Quickie With A Starlet Series either – click through now to see the whole set of the girls we’ve interviewed so far!

Till next time

Hank Longhorn

Live and Eat Pie?

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Lovely Lesbians & Naughty Athletics!

Hello,

Hope you all had a chance to check out and enjoy Nina Hartley’s awesome interview! If not, do it – do it now! Ha-ha. A full interview page will be available soon and I will post that link when it’s ready.

Let’s see… I think that’s it for new news at the moment. Two posts ago I filled you in on all our new sales, so you’re good there. Let’s get onto to the titles for today then, shall we.

First up, is “Lesbian Truth Or Dare # 2 - Slumber Party” from Sweetheart Video. This is, as usual, something I am guilty of liking myself. Straight-up girl/girl is fine, but I prefer soft and more genuine lesbian action. This title, and this studio, deliver that and more.

Things start out normal enough. Just a handful of girls, sitting around in comfy clothes, drinking wine and sharing stories. The heat is turned up though, when the conversations move to lesbian desires and encounters. Each scene starts out with the girls in a group – then they pair off to finally act out their long-held fantasy of girl/girl love.

The first to sneak away for pleasure are Elexis Monroe and Hunter Bryce. Followed by current adult superstar Kristina Rose and Zoe Britton. Then we have Victoria Blue (the lesbian icon formerly know as Victoria Snow) in two consecutive scenes. First, it’s with Nicole Ray - then she whisks away with Sinn Sage in the final scene of this fine title.

And, it goes without mentioning that there's no inflated silicone chicks here. This is all-natural, lesbian eroticism at it’s best. There’s plenty of hot and steamy sex acts to be seen. Plenty of sensual grinding and the realistic disrobing of each girl – as well as cunnilingus and fingering – and even some tribbing and analingus to keep things varied and intriguing. If this sounds like your kind of thing – and it does to me – then order this one up today!

Finally, we have Naughty Athletics # 9 from the excellence that is Naughty America. These are two premises that make so much sense to combine them, you can't help but wonder why it wasn’t done sooner… or more often. Most of us guys like sports and athletics; most of us guys like hot naked chicks and sex. This series of films brings them both together for a rocking and sexy good time that you should not miss.

With the roster this time around, this title doubles as a tit-lovers delight. 4 of the 5 chicks here are well-established, busty bombshells. Eva Angelina, Nikki Benz, McKenzee Miles and Briana Blair are all stacked and ready for action. Lindy Lane – with her impressive rack, isn’t exactly a “busty” gal. But, this young starlet has been making a name for herself with her cute looks, fair-skinned hot body and voracious sexual appetite. Catch her here as the perky cheerleader, aching for a good drilling.

See that scenario and more – played out with raucous sex to fulfill your ultimate sex and sports fantasy. Only from the fine folks at Naughty America!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

From Legends to Newbies!

Hello,

Welcome to another AVU blog post – and to another dreary day here on the East Coast. Not to worry, a little rain can’t bring us down. Especially when there’s always so much going on around here.

First things first, I am happy to announce that our informal chat with quintessential adult legend Nina Hartley is up and ready to go. You can head over to our Facebook, or Youtube, page now to check it out. Or, you can scroll on down to the bottom of this post, and check it right here.

If you’ve yet to see our interview series, make sure you don’t miss this one. All these girls were wonderfully kind and informative – but Nina knocks it out of the park with well-spoken, thoughtful and insightful answers to all our questions. Find out how she got started; learn her view points on anal sex – but also, hear her thoughts on the role of intimacy in a long-term relationship – and so much more. A big AVU thanks goes out to Nina for this killer interview!

With all that being said, I think it would be appropriate to highlight her most recent appearance in a flick from fellow legend Tom Byron, Seasoned Players # 12! A celebration of MILFs, yes, but more importantly, a celebration of women who know what they want and how to get it – in and out of bed.

Just released last month, Seasoned Players # 12 stars modern MILF Aurora Snow alongside fellow cougars Mellanie Monroe, Ariella Ferrera and Persia Pele – and of course, Nina Hartley. See her perform with adult mainstay Sean Michaels in not just any MILF scene – but an interracial, anal MILF scene, ha-ha. This title and her interview definitely go hand-in-hand. I’d recommend watching them back-to-back – she mentions working with Sean Michaels and she discusses how much anal she enjoys – so these two make excellent bedmates!

Nina is looking hotter than ever with a sexy round ass, alluring black lingerie and all the skills acquired over all her years of XXX stardom! This woman knows how to be pleased, and in turn, knows how to please a man. Cheers to Tom, Nina and that lucky dog Sean Michaels on this awesome release.




Last post, I filled you in on all the new sales and whatnot running for the month of April. Well, there are two more items I didn’t have room to mention. Ok, well maybe I forgot. Or maybe they weren’t up yet. I don’t know, I don’t remember. Either way though, they’re both up now and I’m here to fill you in.

The first one is the April’s New Starlets promo. These up-and-coming stunners are hot-to-trot and not to be missed. We’ve got gonzo newbie Ashlyn Rae, gorgeous black starlet Imani Rose and new blonde goddess Janie Summers. Then there’s young nympho Kimberly Kiss and finally, sparkle-eyed mega-slut in foreign newcomer Aleska! Whether these chicks are new to you or not, this is the place to get to know them even better.

And lastly, for our toy-minded fans, we have a long-running promo highlighting affordable yet quality products – all for under $20! We swap out the selection of titles each and every month to keep this sale fresh and up-to-date. This way, we make sure that our customers have the best range of products to make the best purchasing descision. The banner is split into a his and hers section, specializing the promo even further. Head over now!

That will do it for today! See you this coming Friday for our next post. And scratch my opening comments…it is now warm and sunny out over here. Sweet!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Geting to Know... Us!

Hello,

Got lots to cover today so let’s go ahead and jump right in.

Today is all about the sales and promotions! Our first new sale is from Vivid. These modern pioneers of XXX are going strong and still a force to be reckoned with. We have a killer selection of their high-end titles – each one over flowing with gorgeous sex and the world famous Vivid Girls! Get them now for only $18.99.

Then, for our next sale, we’ve got the other end of the spectrum in Kick Ass pictures - specifically, their Kick Ass Chicks series. These masters of the niche have the hottest chicks, the kinkiest sex and all around killer quality. There is something here for just about every taste – squirting, brunettes, DP’s, interracial, milfs, girl/girl – it’s all here. And of course, the Kick Ass promise – never any fake tits! Keep an eye on this one – because next month we’re swapping out the entire selection of titles for a whole new batch – all for $14.99.

For the distinguished gentleman, we also have a Score promo up right now. Thinking outside the box, and not content to follow the norm, Score packs its movies with hot, busty and full-figured beauties. This promo – and the movies in it – is a big, natural tit lovers dream. We are bringing them to you at the low, low price of $12.99.

The last sale I’ve got for you is from famed British photographer turned filmmaker Suze Randall. Taking her eye for fashion and glamour and applying it to XXX, Suze created stylish and arousing adult films. Tasteful yet raunchy – these films serve as the perfect starting point for the timid viewer and/or newcomer! Throw in some of the hottest stars around, combine them with the awesome sale price of $10.99 and you’ve got yourself a sale!

Finally, we have a brand new monthly feature - the AVU Editor's Choice! Each of us picked 2 titles to showcase and posted a personal review. Of course, you know me already but the other editors are Ty Philmore, our content manager and Amber Adams, our spokesperson/PR rep. We've got some great ideas as to how to make this a must-see stop during your AVU visits so be sure to check in each month. Oh and the titles will be on sale too - which I know doesn't hurt!

Alrighty folks, hope you all have a good weekend. We’ll be back next week with more goodies for you. I have a nice little surprise lined up for you guys in the form of a guest blogger coming soon. We also have another one of our great interviews almost ready. So, as always, come back soon.

Hank Longhorn

Debbie Still Does It!

Hello,

The big move. Most of us have made one, two or even more in our lifetimes. I know I sure have. Between navigating your new neighborhood and acquainting yourself with your new neighbors, this can be an awkward period for some. And that is understandable…for normal decent folks.

But not if you are a sexed-up, need-it-24/7-nympho, like Bree Olsen’s character Debbie in the new Adam & Eve feature Debbie Duz Dishes Again. Nope, if you’re Debbie you adjust and adapt quickly. She’s bound to be popular when she bangs sales men, delivery dudes, neighborhood gossips and more. Hell, you’d be a big fan of your hot new neighbor if, instead of a plate of cookies, she welcomed you in to her love den for a little lovemaking.

Directed by Jim Malibu, this new feature from Adam & Eve also stars Faye Reagan, Sara Stone, Nicole Ray, Kris Slater and Riley Evans - in addition to the aforementioned XXX superstar Bree Olsen. Also, keep in eye out for non-sex cameos from Nina Hartley and Mike Horner –stars of the original classic Debbie Duz Dishes. If you need a lesson on how to welcome – or be welcomed by – that new hottie on your street, look no further than Debbie Duz Dishes Again!

Speaking of classic stars and performances – head over to the homepage and check out our new promo highlighting the epitome of porn superstar: Jenna Jameson. This platinum beauty redefined what a starlet could accomplish and raised the bar to new heights by becoming a household name. Plus, she was, ya know…really, really hot too.

Incredible body, alluring looks, succulent tits, insatiable sexual appetite - its all here and on display in these titles. We’ve chosen some of her most iconic and show stopping performances: The Masseuse, Devil In Miss Jones and Bella Loves Jenna. Plus some of her lesser know, yet just as smoldering, titles: Jenna Loves Krystal And Justin, I Dream Of Jenna # 2 and Silverscreen Confidential.

She changed the way the world views adult and, while she is no longer actively performing, you still can get your Jenna fix anytime you want.

Well, that should do it for today. Not too much new to report. Come back soon though, as I’ve said before, were always at work on new and exciting things for you guys!
Till then,

Hank Longhorn

A.J. Bailey Interview!

Find out all about A.J. Bailey from our Adult Video Universe interview. Watch the video below or click on the link to hit our Quickie with a Starlet page!

Check back tomorrow for our regularly scheduled blog post!

Hank Longhorn

Tiger Time!

Hello,

I’m thinking it's about time that I weigh in with my thoughts on the whole Tiger Woods “debacle”. I know it’s not as fresh as it was a few weeks ago – but I like to let the dust from the media-storm settle when it comes to things like this. I also like to let moral dilemmas such as this marinate in the mind for a while. With the Masters Tournament approaching though, I felt now was a good time to share my thoughts. Plus, I’m sure a Jesse James alt-porn parody is already in the works somewhere, so I best get Tiger out of the way now, ha-ha.

I think, if you’re going to take the plunge and say the vows and all that action, well then you should do it and damn well mean it. Till death do you part is one heavy commitment. But, in today’s chaotic world of on-demand sex and flesh – and a million avenues to meet new people – its no wonder the divorce rates are so high. That being said, you would be very hard-pressed to find another man who, if given Tiger’s fame and massive wealth, would indeed, remain faithful.

Don’t get me wrong – it’s immoral and indecent to cheat your spouse – but, given the opportunity – or better yet, given HIS opportunity, I bet 90% of you reading this would have behaved the same damn way. Especially considering the caliber of poon that was coming his way… look at just two of his reported dozen or so trysts - Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Ok, let’s!

Coming to you from Naughty America – releasing this Thursday, March 25 – I am happy to bring your attention to Naughty America Special Edition. This specialized compilation features two of Tiger’s hottest conquests performing in their sexiest scenes.

You get 4 scenes with the blonde bombshell Holly Sampson – one of them being her stunning appearance in the top selling My First Sex Teacher # 18. Her three other scenes are taken from other milf/housewife-themed titles –as an added bonus you get a special interview with Holly from her guest spot on “Live With Lauren”!

The other scene rounding out this title stars busty brunette milf Joslyn James – taken from her raucous performance in My First Sex Teacher # 12. This insatiable teacher takes it upon herself to share her wealth of sexual knowledge with not one, but two novice studs.

To see even more of the sultry Joslyn in even more tiger/milf/interracial themed bedlam, check out last month’s Tiger Tamer from Mercenary Pictures. Watch as she – along with fellow cagey cougars Shyla Stylez & Lisa Ann – engage in all kinds of debaucherous big-dicked interracial escapades!

There’s only one way to find out what it was about these women that caused Tiger to stray – and that is with these here DVD’s.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Country Gals & Southern Belles!

Hello,

The American South, with its deep history, is known for being steeped in tradition. From country music with its banjo’s, to old haunted farms and fried food, the South has always had a certain kind of allure and mystique – especially to me.

But, you’re not here just to hear what I think now are you? Nope. You’re here to see which titles I’ve chosen for today’s post. Well, the first is from Naughty America and features a hot and horny roster of sweaty cowgirls saddled up for the ride of their lives. Naughty Country Girls # 2 is all about those ruff and rugged hoedown hotties! Whether it’s in the barn while cocked on moonshine or, in the kitchen sippin’ sweet tea, these farmers daughter are itchin’ for a dickin’.

From the accents to the outfits – cowboy hats and all – these are the kind of sweet down home little ladies you could take home to momma. Shyla Stylez, Tory Lane, Kelly Divine, Tanya James, Krissy Lynn are the country gals waiting and ready to be ridden like furious fillies right out the gate.

For even more down south action you can also check out Southern Belles from Third Degree Films. Starring Alexis Texas & Kagney Linn Karter as truly genteel and highly refined southern belles. Gracie Glam, Tara Lynn Foxx and Briana Blair round out the rest of the cast as proper gals fresh off the savannah and ready for some Texas-sized oil drillings. Taste their homemade apple pie, but I warn ya’s, y’all be back for more.

Next up is a highlighting of our newest sale. Revisit the tradition and sleaze found in old school smut with our Retro Porno Home Movies promotion. Taken from the golden era of XXX erotica, these DVD’s are full of classy starlets making love for the camera – and for you. This is when men were men and women were women – just like now but, ya know… hairier.

Porn wasn’t always such a readily accepted medium. It used to be much more taboo and maybe even a little more sensual and erotic. Going for $10.99, a piece snatch up a couple of these throwback titles and find out for yourself.

Finally, don’t forget to check out our new RealTouch category. If you’ve been turned onto to one of these revolutionary devices, you can click through and browse the selection of VOD titles that are compatible with it. If you haven’t tried one of these puppies yet, well this should provide a great starting point to help you decide if it’s the right toy for you. With this selection of titles though, how could it not be?

That will do it for today’s post. Come back soon to see our up and running page for the A.J. Bailey interview we filmed!

Till then,

Hank Longhorn

Black Listed & Big Naturals!

Hello,

So apparently I lied…in last Fridays post I said that the weather would only be getting better from here on out. But the last few days gloom and rain has proved me wrong. Considering this isn’t where you guys come for weather reports anyways – I don’t feel too bad about being incorrect on this one. As always though, I am glad that another weekend is upon us and – weather be damned – I am ready and raring to get it started. So, with that said, let’s jump into today’s post!

Kicking things off is Vince Vouyer’s Unleashed with their latest interracial release Black Listed # 2. Building off last years popular Black Listed # 1, Vince and company are stepping it up and striving to exceed the excellence achieved on that one.

To ensure the sequel’s top notch, they went ahead and splurged in the talent department. Everyone’s favorite slice of sex Tori Black is here. Not only is she doing her first interracial anal scene, she’s doing it with super stud Lexington Steele. What a scene! Then, there is the lovely Andy San Dimas – I have mentioned my fondness for her elsewhere in this blog – and as always, she delivers. Having known about her for a while now, but only recently taking a liking to her, Dana DeArmond is here also. The Internet’s girlfriend is as nasty as ever and taking on all comers! Then, Juelz Ventura shows up for her first pairing with stalwart stud Mr. Marcus in a scorching scene of hot black on Latin love.

Today though, the most interesting person to me is Bobbi Starr. Something most of you don’t know about me is that I am a big metal head! I love all music in general but metal is where it’s always been for me. The humorously titled blog metalsucks.net has a new post today written by Bobbi Starr. In it she lists ten metal bands she would like to get gangbanged by and why! The article is funny, well written and shockingly open. So – if you are a fan of Bobbi and/or metal – I suggest you check it out. She brings her A-Game in Black Listed # 2 – taking on not one, but two bucking broncos. I highly recommend checking this one out!

Next up is a new release from Reality Kings. Celebrating, not just big tits, but big, natural tits! Big Naturals # 14 – the latest installment in this 2010 AVN Award nominated series – stars a smoldering roster of hot honeys with all natural hooters!

To me, cover girl Lee Madison has got to be the epitome of perfectly natural, big tits. Sporting a clinging, wet, white T-shirt and being totally cute doesn’t hurt either, ha-ha. This newcomer unleashes her mounds and gives it up for all to see. The rest of the cast is rounded out by pale-skinned, natural beauty Cassandra Calogera, Jessica Moore, Candy Alexa, Brandy Lee and Evanni Jolei. If you’re tired of the standard fake-tit, fake-lip chicks that populate the majority of movies these days – or are just looking for some variety – Big Naturals # 14 is right up your alley!

If you check these titles out, be sure to report back to us to let us know what you thought! Our comments section is always open and we are ready to hear what you have to say.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Booty Queens & Threeways!

Hello,

Along with my usual title snippets I’ve got a couple of sales to clue you in on today. Read on to get the goods!

Releasing Wednesday March 10th from Black Ice, we’ve got Pinky vs. Cherokee # 2! In there never ending quest to find the biggest, baddest, blackest ass around, Black Ice has two names that continually came out on top. The pint sized, pink-haired, booty queen Pinky and the gorgeous yet nasty, phat-backed beauty Cherokee! Combining even more of their greatest scenes on one single disc, this DVD should come with a “Caution: Heavy” warning sticker. Pop this sucker in and decide for yourself who has the ultimate ass – Pinky or Cherokee.

Our next title – another compilation – is another DVD tailor-made to man’s number one fantasy! The ever elusive, illustrious three-way with TWO women! Few have entered this golden circle of sexual conquest – but almost all of us have fantasized about it. Just you, alone, two stunning women ready to fulfill any and all desire. Or, on the reverse end, you could end up with two insatiable hotties ready to tear you apart in their quest for satisfaction.

Well, with Zero Tolerance’s Anyway 3-Way – also releasing on March 10th – you can vicariously experience two chicks at the same time! This four-disc set – clocking in at 16 hours worth of filth – features the hottest scenes from Zero Tolerance’s back catalog of smoldering three-ways. Starring Alektra Blue, Brooke Haven, Diana Doll, Jessica Moore, Havana Ginger, Mindy Main, Presley Maddox, Katy Parker and so many more – this title is ready and waiting for you to come and find out if you could ever really handle this much flesh at once.

Next, just in time for St. Patty’s Day, we’ve got a brand-new promo up-and-running promoting the fairest of the fairer sex: Redheads. These porcelain-skinned fire-crotches have a reputation for being crazy in the head – and even crazier in the bed!

We’ve got high-profile, crimson-haired hotties like Faye Reagan, Sophie Dee and Audrey Hollander, just to name a few. So, with everyone’s favorite drunken holiday on the horizon we went ahead and – in celebration – put these titles on sales for you guys! Head over now and find out what you’ve been missing – and to see whose carpet matches the drapes, ha-ha!

My final bit of news today is about another new promotion on our toy page – this one’s for the ladies! To make sure the girls have something to get excited about this month, we went ahead and selected a bunch of delicate, softly-colored Cuddlers. Designed to be strapped-on, these delicate stimulators deliver pinpoint vibrations to the clitoris – a number of them having additional protrusions for penetration! Stop by now and see what our Cuddlers have to offer you – or your lady.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn