Goodbye '09!

Hello,

I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that I’m not the only one who is happy the holidays are just about over. I mean presents are fun and all and seeing the family is great, but, man…2010 can not get here quick enough. Hope you all had a bangin’ holiday and that you all have grandly devious shenanigans planned to ring in the New Year with. As long as no one gets arrested and everyone lives through the night, you guys will make Hank proud!

As many of you know, the annual AVN award nominations are announced around Thanksgiving with the actual award show being in January. Until the winners are crowned, we hand-picked an assortment of some of the high-profile nominees to put on sale for a limited time. There’s Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy, The 8th Day, 2040, The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody plus many more. So place your bets on who you think is going to win and click here to see our selections!

Today we are going to take a look at Nobody Does It Redder # 3. Of course, everyone loves the blondes and most of us have a special place in our pants for them dark-haired brunettes, but the hue of hair that usually gets the least amount of attention are those smooth, pale-skinned nymphs…redheads! Well Naughty America is here to rectify this obvious travesty.

The third edition features a hot handful of fair-skinned fire-crotches with insatiable hankerings for man meat. You’ll see Nikki Rhodes, Sophie Dee, Sexy Vanessa, Marie McCray and Brittany Blaze engaging in blistering fornication with the sexually scorching skills to back up their burning locks. This DVD will be up on the homepage tomorrow but I’m giving you the heads up now so you can get up on it.

The next thing I want to get into today is a new label we’ve recently added to the site and one of their soon-to-be-released titles. We’re happy to tell you that Internet sensation My Sexy Kittens is now available on DVD and we have a handful of them up on our site. While only a couple of titles are available now, the next release, My Sexy Kittens # 22, will be dropping Friday and this one looks to be amazingly sexy.

Gaining underground, word-of-mouth success with gorgeous, young, nubile hotties, this label is now ready to try its hand in the DVD market. We’ll have as many titles as we can for you guys and, personally, I can’t wait to check them out myself!

I think you guys will do good to follow my lead and snatch these movies up. You’ll see full-length eroticism, girl-girl oil orgies, titillating toy-tease masturbation scenes as well as straight up hardcore, hard-pounding sex, all with foxy, college-aged babes. Like I said, I will be following these guys ‘cuz I just want to see what they will do next.

Oh… almost forgot. Be sure to check out our interview with Kayden Kross. If you like it, be sure to pass the link around to all your porn-minded pals. We’d like to keep this interview series going so we hope you guys come out and support it. While I can’t tell you exactly who else we have waiting in the wings, I can tell you that they are big, big names and that you really want to see what these starlets have to say. Trust. And let us know what you think!

Just like last week, we wont be here for a Friday post, but I think today should be enough to hold ya’ over. With this year just about finished, we’d like to thank you - our loyal fans – for all of your support. Together, we can make 2010 even bigger with more features, sales and promos to keep you and your wallet happy.

Till next year,

Hank Longhorn

"Sleaze-ons" Greetings!

Hello,

So this is it. The final mad-dash, hustling-rush to finish up all that holiday shopping, finalize all the family plans and, most importantly, start prepping for New Year’s Eve. To give you guys a heads up, we will not be here this Friday. Which means that next Tuesday will be our last post of 2009 and, while we are sad to see this year go, we are stoked as can be for 2010 and plan to keep our current streak of awesomeness going.

Now, onto the goods… last week I brought your attention to one of Elegant Angels newest releases, Porn's Top Black Models. Well this week we are diversifying even more so by bringing you 69 Flavas # 5.

Coming from the fine folks at The Candy Shop this just released title is packed full of more goodies than Santa’s sack. Pick this joint up and you’ll see black studs banging out black, white, Latin, Asian and even a few Euro chicks thrown in for good measure. You’ll be hard pressed to find the slightest iota of discrimination here. Basically, if the girl is hot and ready, these cats want a shot at her and they want it now.

Just released today, 69 Flavas # 5 stars Katja Kassin, Tia Tanaka, Ashley Gracie, Victoria Lan, Camrie Foxxx, Sakura and more in a sexual display of unity that should make you proud to live in such a free nation. Or at the least, ya know, provide some high quality entertainment/wank material. Grab your copy today!

It goes without saying that big-titted, voluptuous blondes have always been a staple of the porn industry. It could also be argued that they are its bread and butter. What is not as well known is just how much these filthy vixens love other blonde dynamos such as themselves.

What could be hotter than two stunning and statuesque blondes going down on each other? Well plenty. Throw in some finger and toy play, add some tribbing between the blonde goddesses and you’ve got a recipe for scorching sensuality of the platinum kind. Populated by a roster of some of the hottest euro temptresses around, Blondes Love Blondes # 2 from Swank, is a not to be missed display of soaking wet girl-girl action.

Ok folks, I must be wrapping this up as I still have a large majority of my shopping to get done. So from me, and the rest of the AVU crew, here’s to all the best this holiday season. May you get all you wished for and may you all stay safe, snug, warm and happy this year!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Porn's TBMs & Brazen Brazzers

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Promos, Interviews & More!

Hello,

A sincere apology to our dedicated faithful, those that noticed we didn’t get a post up this past Friday! I was way under the weather and could not muster the fortitude to bring you your bi-weekly dose of AVU news and happenings. Fear not my frisky friends! I am just about 100% better and am ready to rock this unseasonably warm Tuesday in December.

To get things started today I’ve got some more new promo info to lay on ya’s. Launched just last week was our brand new first ever Jules Jordan Video sale. This is an especially righteous bargain in my opinion, as this studio’s titles tend to be on the pricier side. But as the old adage goes, you get what you pay for, and when you volunteer that extra scratch for a Jules title, you get your money’s worth…and more.

Now, when you take this kind of content & package, this caliber of starlet & special features, and add on the flat rate of $19.99, well…what more could you really want? This has been a real benchmark year for us in the level of specials we are able to bring you and this one is way up on the list. Even I must admit, it’s just going to get better and better. So keep checking here and on our site because the hits are just going to keep on coming. Take tomorrow for instance, we will have a big sexy, sweaty and busty Brazzers sale going.

And, granted, this is the holiday season – and even ole Hank here doesn’t give porno for presents – but – we believe in splurging on ourselves as well. So in between secret Santa and gifts for the significant other, be sure to swing by here and get something for your hard-working, hard-partying, hard-loving selves. On which note, I’m going to shift gears and tell you about our new toy promo. With this one, you can hit two birds with one stone and get her, and you, a kinky little gift, in one convenient stop.

Our Fun Factory promo, running now, features a diverse selection of some of the company’s hottest items. From vibes and butt beads to lotions and potions, this German toy manufacturer has just what you need to keep both you, and the Missus, teased and pleased this holiday season, and all year round. Oh – and… this sales has all these toys for 20% off. We thought you’d dig that.

The last little bit I have for today is another special event we are all proud of. We have our first starlet interview ready and waiting for your viewing pleasure. And just whom is the lucky lady sitting in the AVU hot seat for the first time? Well that would be the uber lovely Kayden Kross. I’m not playing this up either fellas. When I had the chance to meet this woman I was seriously stunned. Because not only is she strikingly gorgeous, but she’s smart and level-headed too. Want to know what her guilty pleasures are? Want to know what she’s going to school for? Want to know what she’s thinks of Manuel Ferrara’s girth? Click here to find out.

I hope this wealth of info and goodies is enough to make up for my absence Friday. As always come back soon and leave us some comments. We are here and willing to listen. Tell us what you think.

Till next time

Hank Longhorn

Brand New BOGOs!

Hello,

She’s here she’s here! Lisa Ann and the rest of her Milfy wonder friends are in the building. That’s right, this morning we got our new exclusive Milf Squad in. So for all those who placed an order you can expect that baby in the very near future. And if you haven’t ordered one yet – what are you waiting for? You can’t get this title anywhere else. So get on it!

Now, onto the business at hand. Today’s post is going to be about our two new Bogo promos, the first of which is from Red Light Studios. These guys are a favorite around here and we are stoked to be bringing you this special. RLD has it all – bangin’ box covers, all the bells and whistles special features wise and of course stunning sex scenes. As far as the talent goes they nail it there too. From top A-list stars to young Up-n-Coming cuties, Red Light has it down to a science, baby. And we’ve got a great selection of recent titles in our Bogo. You know how it goes. Pick one DVD and choose from two sets of movies to get for free… Pretty groovy right? So, get on it and get ordering.

The other Bogo we’ve got running is from them pioneers of poon at Hustler. Everyone knows the story, and now you can get to know the product with this sale. These folks got it going on as well. They have a cavalcade of niches – legal teen, milf, Latin lesbian – it’s all here. Naturally the talent is off the hook. Gorgeous veterans performing alongside beautiful & nubile new babes! With such a well earned and deserving reputation you really cant go wrong with Hustler, especially when you can Buy-One-Get-One free!

And that is pretty much going to do it today. We’ve got a lot going on, between keeping up with current promotions and creating new ones, we hardly have time to catch our breath. But it’s all for you guys and if it keeps yall happy then we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Till Next Time,

Hank Longhorn

Hello,

Well, I hope everyone had a great holiday and that you all stayed safe in your pre-dawn mad dash for savings! I, myself stayed home and slept in. It was a glorious morning to be conked out till damn near noon, ha-ha. Thanks to those who took advantage of our weekend long sales, too. Those who didn’t – don’t worry – there are plenty more coming down the line and I will be here to let you know about them.

As far as our update goes, for this post I’m going to bring it all back around and talk about round backsides! New from Lethal Hardcore we have Big Oiled Up Asses # 3. These guys are a bit of a sleeper label, in that they aren’t as high profile as some of the others, but they are there and they do produce awesome niche titles and this is no exception.

This title has it all. Big butts, big sex and big up-n-coming starlets in Allie Haze, Brooke Lee Adams, Reagan Conner, Catalina Taylor and Ashley Coda. These chicks all have fat butts, killer bodies and quickly expanding bodies of work. Each and every one of them gets greased down, oiled up and put through the sexual ringer!

Lastly, I am sad to bring news that David Aaron Clark passed away just recently. David was a diligent director with a real flair for his work and an obvious fondness for the Asian lovelies that populated the majority of his titles. Mr. Clark was a wonderful talent and his too-short time here will always be immortalized in the body of work he has left behind.

Till next time, keep it sleazy gang,

Hank Longhorn

AVU Exclusive!

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Barely Legal

Hello,

As 2010 creeps ever closer, you will begin to can see all the charts popping up…top this, that and the other things of the last decade. That’s all fine and good, it seems to be an inherent part of human nature to organize, categorize and rank everything that comes along. But what you may find missing on all these lists will be the pornographic achievements of the last 10 years.

When it comes to porn, this decade has had more than enough milestones to honor, but for this post, I’m going to focus on one specific event. Well…events, as in a series of titles that is synonymous with smut! That’s Hustler’s Barely Legal Series. This staple of porn, starting as a magazine, has been running on video then DVD for the better part of ten years now. The 100th edition releases today and I am here to tell you all about it!

Starting with the original episode, the Barely Legal line has continuously had quality titles with hot, sizzling sex and gorgeous, young, nubile beauties. Barely Legal # 100 keeps the tradition going and brings you a brand new batch of insatiable, fresh-faced hot bodies looking for a rod, any rod, to get off on!

You’ll see Prinzzess, Katie Michaels, Jasmine Delatori, Heather Starlet, Bella Moretti and Kandi Milan doing just about everything there is to do. From oral to anal, girl-girl to straight sex, these chicks are banging everything but the kitchen sink – seeing as this is a Hustler release, who knows about that one! Ha-ha! Directed by Matti Klatt, their new director who knows how to get the best from these young fillies, Barely Legal # 100 is more than a worthy entry into this series.

As the first decade of this century bows out we can’t wait to see what they have up their sleeve for the next decade!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Hello,

We try to be as on point and on the ball as we can here at AVU. As I mentioned previously, we have been hard at work on new promos for the holiday - the arsenal is growing. Everything is in order and ready to roll out and this year we opted to start early and now have a whole slew of sales up for November!

Two new Buy-One-Get-One promos just launched this week, the first of four total. We are big on BOGO’s around here, and why shouldn’t we be? We have the privilege of offering our customers, not just a killer discount, but one’s that are unique to, and customized by, us. What’s better than that? It’s not B.S. content either. We’re giving you top of the line product in Combat Zone and West Coast Productions, two varied yet reliable studios.

We have also rolled out our Top Seller lists for 2009. This is your chance to not only see what’s been selling, but also your chance to pick up and add to your collection the hottest of the hot, all at a discount to boot. This one is across the board, we’ve got a list for straight DVD, gay DVD and adult toy novelties as well.

We’ve moved some things around too. Most notably, for this post at least, would be our rearranging of some category locations. All our holiday titles can now be found by clicking on the Holiday Movies link located in our Gift Guide on the left hand side of all our pages.

While you are there, check out Hustler’s Barely Legal Xmas Twin Pack. This release includes two full-length titles that are bursting with good tidings and great titties! Barely legal titties, that is. Well a Ho-Ho-Ho and a hallelujah to you too, ha-ha!

Now, don’t forget we have just as many, if not more, exciting sales and promos going for mainstream as well. Get on over to Cduniverse.com to see all our music, movie and game sales, promotions and collections. We are here, just in time for the holidays, to help make your shopping season quick and painless, leaving you more time to focus on the important things in life! Ya know, like porn and sex toys.

As always stay with us here at the AVU blog because this is just the tip of the iceberg!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Girls Of Red Light District!

Hello,

Ok porn fans, I’ve got something pretty groovy to talk about today.

Our friends over at Red Light District just released a number of star specific compilations and have titled them Girls Of Red Light. How many you ask? Well, they are coming right out the gate with four comps featuring the sexiest stars around.

First up is Girls Of Red Light District: Katsumi. This little Asian minx has been a darling to fans with her exotic looks and tight, natural body. Combined with her insatiable drive for sex and willingness to do anything, Katsumi is a feral force to be reckoned with.

Then there is the Latin flower, Sativa Rose. This satin doll has the quintessential Spanish look with perky tits and a backside that brought us to our knees. She is still, to this day, on our top ten hottest harlots list!

Then there is Alexis Texas. What more could be said about this pure beauty that hasn’t already been said? I’d liked to think plenty because here goes… Known for her scrumptious rump that demands nothing short of worship in the highest degree, Alexis is also a knockout with a righteous rack, blonde locks and playful good looks. Not to mention her highly anticipated anal performances, which blew everyone away. This is one girl who warrants every bit of attention she gets.

And now it’s time for this guy’s personal fave. Gianna Michaels, in my humble opinion, is somewhat underrated and isn’t nearly a big a star as she should be. That aside, she is definitely out there in the limelight and we love her for every sexy second of it. Obviously her primary appeal would be those immaculately perfect natural tits. Let’s go ahead and have a moment of quiet reflection for them now…

That was fun. Not to overlook the rest of her Hank-approved attributes. Gianna is unique in my eyes because, not only is she a no-holes-barred dirty girl, but she’s also gorgeous to boot and her full figured physique puts her head and shoulders above the fragile waifs that are standard fare these days. Get your copy of this compilation to see the best she, and the rest of these ladies, have had to offer while in front of the Red Light District lens.

Speaking of girls that that we specifically are fans of, we heard recently that Teagan Presley is now Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl. That is one smart play; Teagan has been building an outstanding reputation as a quality and reliable performer and deserves this newest success. We are happy for her and can’t wait to see what she does next!

And there it is, another week in the books and another post up and out there. As always, come back soon to see what we have going on. I can promise you that in the coming weeks it is going to be a LOT!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Remembering Veterans Day

Veterans Day is one of those holidays that people tend to overlook. Most see it as a day where the banks, post office and the like are closed. A lot of people don’t stop to think what it really means.

It’s a day to honor all our veterans of war, yes, but it’s also the day to thank them. Even more than that though, it’s a day to really think about the impact these former, and current soldiers, have had on this country, and the world in general.

Let’s not just remember our family members and friends but all of their fallen comrades. Let’s not just remember the wars of the last century and the tangible affect they have had on our lives. There is no denying the intangible impact of the soldiers who served and sacrificed in the Revolutionary & Civil Wars. They are still deserving of our reverence.

So, today, and every other day, keep these men, women and young kids in mind, and be thankful for the sacrifices they have made and the life it has allowed you, me and everyone else, to lead and enjoy.

Sincerely,

Hank Longhorn.

Keeping Up With The Times!

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It's The Little Things! Like Porn!

Hello,

First things first, happy Friday to you all! I know that’s the typical thing to say and it’s an easy way to start things off, but I still do it anyways because, well, I mean it. I say if you can’t appreciate the little things, like the weekend, then there’s a good chance the big stuff might drag you down that much easier. And I don’t want to see that happen to anyone one, let alone all you cool cats that frequent this here blog.

Alright, that’s enough of that. Let’s do this thing.

On Tuesday I mentioned that we would have new sales up soon and those babies are on and popping! We’ve got a big boob, boob-man promo going. Now, damn near every guy out there loves tits. Me personally, I love ‘em all. Big, small, medium, firm, squishy... whatever. Boobs are awesome. It’s one of those few adolescent, juvenile affinities that most men just don’t grow out of.

Then there are the true, dyed-in-the-wool breast-men. Dudes who, for the most part, could care less about whatever else a girl has going on. He’s just in it for the juggs, the bigger the better in fact. And it’s these fellas that are really going to go bananas for this promo. Not only do we have 16 recent big boob titles, but we’ve got them for $18.99 a piece. You’re welcome!

The other sale we just put up is a two-for-one deal that is different from our Buy-One-Get-One promos. Zero Tolerance, Diabolic, Black Ice and Third Degree studios have been kind enough to include some of their past releases packaged with some of their new releases. Hey, thanks guys! As awesome as that is we thought we could up the ante a little more. We’ve taken 8 of these recent releases and dropped the price down to $19.99. Sweet!

That’s it for current sales. If you haven’t been here in awhile, consider yourself caught up. If you still need a refresher, or are just looking to take advantage of them, all these promos can be found on the Adult Video Universe Special Features page.

Lastly, I wanted to make a quick mention of one of our recently released titles. Jack's POV # 15 is a brand new flick from the fine folks at Digital Playground. This all P.O.V. sexfest stars new DP Contract girl Rio Valentine. I’ve mentioned her before, under a different moniker, and I say she’s still hotter than the sun with her exotic looks, body karate and insatiable sexuality.

This title also stars current “it” girl Tori Black who is another gorgeous vixen with a sex drive that doesn’t quit. I’ve had the opportunity to meet both these lovelies and they are just as stunning, if not more so, in person. The rest of the cast stars Andy San Dimas, Jayden James and the redheaded sexpot Faye Reagan. This DVD really caught my eye as it features one of the hottest line-ups I’ve seen in awhile. Every one of these girls is on old Hank’s wish list! Ha-ha!

And there it is folks. Happy hour is gently approaching and a bunch of us here at AVU will be heading out to get our drink on this evening. Hope you all do the same or at least indulge in your equivalent of a good time!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Bounce 2 And Unseasoned Players

Hello,

As the weeks slip by, we are gaining momentum and prepping for all our holiday sales and promotions. This year is going to be like no other at AVU. We have started early and come tomorrow there will be 2 new sales for you guys. Stop in tomorrow at the Adult Video Universe Special Features page to see what’s new.

A new bit that just went up is our banner for Bounce 2. This sequel to the popular original from Vivid boasts an equally juggy cast and promises to be just as bra-bustingly stellar! Starring Hanna Hilton, Gianna Michaels, Sara Stone and Ami Jordan, this title is ready to take off into new territory.

This time around B. Skow is giving us more than just a straight forward tit flick. Bounce 2 features, not just hot and busty sex, but fetish play that includes smoking, stockings, big dicks, solos and much more. Of course, there are also tons of bouncing boobs, greased boobs and just all around tit worship! With a tentative release date of November 24th, we are now taking preorders. You should get over there now to secure yours today.

Next up is the latest release from Tom Byron Pictures. Tom has put a new spin on his long-running series, now bringing us Unseasoned Players. These “Anti-Milfs” are pretty young things with a need to prove themselves. And Tom is just the man to see what these beauties have to offer.

Unseasoned Players stars the still fresh and hot Kagney Lynn Karter. It’s no wonder to me that this chick is everywhere nowadays. She is pretty much the embodiment of what a pornstar can and should be. She’s stunningly gorgeous, with the tits and ass of a goddess and the sexual appetite to conquer any man! The rest of the cast features newbie cutie Gracie Glam with Brooke Lee Adams, Sammy Grand and brand-new Latin hottie, Giselle Ibiza.

Well, that’s going to do it for today! Now as I said before, there are a couple of new sales starting tomorrow. So come on back and see what we have for you!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Happy Halloween!

Hey hey!

It’s another lovely Friday afternoon, probably one of the last nice days we’ll have this year, so make sure you get out there and enjoy it. To top it all of its devil’s night, which means tomorrow is Halloween! I’ll be hitting the bars Saturday drinking it up and catching a couple of killer local shows. Hope you all have a safe & scary weekend. I’m not going to take the obvious route this week and highlight some spooky flick in honor of the holiday. Instead this post is gonna be about wonderfully sexy, caramel-colored black girls.

Black Curvy Cuties is up first. There really is something crazy-sexy about a good-looking curvy black woman and these chicks are no exception. They are all hooked up with dangerous curves, supple tits and asses to die for. Just released recently from Loaded Digital, this title stars Cherokee, Mone Divine, Tia Cherry, Ayana Angel, Roxy Reynolds and more. These curvaceous vixens are spreading the love and getting pounded out by some of the biggest meat packers in the game.

This is sex, not at its rawest, but at it’s purest. Playful and erotic, this is the kind of movie you could put on to get you and your lover revved up for your own action. Each girl is decked out in alluring fetishistic lingerie and most of them keep the gear on throughout the scene. If she put the effort into looking good, why be so quick to take it off right? If this sounds like your cup of coco head over now and order these honies today!

Black Lesbian Hunters is up next. This is the perfect companion to the first title. Because if one black woman is hot, then two and three grinding up on each other must be off the hook scorching! That sounds like great logic to me and this movie delivers. This is the first in a series from West Coast Productions and features girls going lesbo for the first time on camera.

You’ll see Melody Nakai, Angel Cummings, Taylor Layne, Bella Moretti, Rane Revere, Christina Copafeel, Candace Nicole, Vanessa B, McKenzie Sweet, Jaslin Dian, Janeah Jolie and Amaya Summer all engaging in kitty cat black box licking, fingering and toy playing! These girls are funky & crunky with badonkadonk donkey butts with a craving for other soft-skinned beauties. This brand new title features the quality you can expect from West Coast Productions!

That’s it for today. I’ll be back on Tuesday for our next post. We have a ton of new sales on the horizon so come on back to keep up!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Two New Features!

Hello,

This week I really need to watch what I say and choose my words carefully. I’m going to make sure I’m not the least bit boring. Because I sure don’t want Balki coming down on me like he did on the Top Gun Maverick, ha-ha. It’s a weird world we live in folks. If you haven’t heard the story… well don’t worry about it - you’re not missing much. The absurdity of it did make me laugh and I figured what better way to open up a post about plot-based adult flicks than with a mention of this “news” story.

Now, on we go into the decidedly “normal by comparison” world of adult entertainment with Angelina Armani Overcome. The latest release from Digital Playground is a sordid tale of lust and longing starring the breathtakingly beautiful Angelina Armani. This world-renowned studio has been producing high-quality titles for years and it’s been too long since we mentioned them here.

This particular title is equal parts smutty sex film and daytime soap. In other words it features gonzo-caliber sex scenes taking place in lavish, stylized sets. There’s a good amount of actual acting going on here as well. Granted, a lot of it’s on par with what you might find on TV at 1 in the afternoon but all in all it is entertaining and keeps your attention in between the sex.

The cast is stellar featuring, the hottest, hard-bodied females in the titular Angelina, Carmel Moore, Heather Vahn and Bridgette B! The lucky dudes getting down with them are Danny Mountain, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue & Scott Nails, basically, some of the most in-demand male talent out there. Available to order now, Angelina Armani Overcome is a worthwhile addition to Digital Playground’s already legendary catalog.

Next up we have Lies. This Alektra Blue-powered vehicle comes right on the heels of the highly-praised 2040 and is looking to be just as popular, seeing as both titles are from the adult titans over at Wicked Pictures. Directed by Francois Clousot, Lies is a “whodunit” that’s centered around a mysterious death. Think of it as the Usual Suspects, just with less limping and much more vagina.

Another stunning cast is assembled for this thriller. Sky-eyed Alektra Blue and super starlet jessica drake grace the screen alongside fellow contract star Kristen Price. Rounding out the roster is the dark and seductive Rayveness. The male talent is once again a list of top stars in the industry with Rocco Reed, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson and Barrett Blade. Whether little and white or shocking and grand, Lies is sure to keep you on edge in all the right ways!

Lastly, I wanted to let you, our adult audience, know about some mainstream goings-on. Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is currently available for preorder and is rumored to be potentially tough to find once it hits stores. Well fear not! Because we should have plenty in stock once it drops – get yourself on our pre-order list and you’ll be sure to score a copy. Who’s better than us? We give you the skinny on the hottest adult releases and in the same note, we make sure our gamers get the hook-up as well.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

New Burning Angel & New Tom Byron

Hello,

After this weekend I have come to the conclusion, albeit not the most profound one, that most chicks these days use Halloween as an excuse to dress like dirty little sluts. I for one, as I’m sure most of you will agree, find this completely and utterly… awesome! I had the opportunity to throw an early costumed-themed party and am delighted to say that most of the chicks that showed up were dressed like strippers on a spending spree. Man, I love this time of year.

But I digress. I just wanted to share that with you as it allows me to segue into our first title, Big Boobs Are Cool # 3: Revenge of the Areola. I chose this one because, as some of you may have read, I have a penchant for tattooed punk & metal chicks. These girls look like they’re dressed for Halloween all year round and that’s pretty groovy.

The tits in this movie aren’t the usual balloon-like airbag porn fare. These chicks are natural, dark-haired, gorgeous and rocking some of the sickest artwork this side of your local tattoo shop. As far the sex itself goes, it’s sweaty, nasty and plentiful. There’s oral, tit fucking, anal, interracial and there’s even an eye-patch thrown in for good measure courtesy of Nova T.A.! The rest of the cast is just as freaky with Joanna Angel, Regan Reese, Roxxxie Rose and Bella Vendetta! So yeah, man, big boobs are great… but natural tattooed boos are cooler than the other side of the pillow! This title will be available for shipping tomorrow and is available now for preorder.

To get the complete experience hit up the toy page to see our line of Joanna Angel themed line of toys. Do you and/or your girl think you’re Burning Angel material? Pick up one of these babies and find out just how bad you can be.

Now, I know I tend to delve into what I personally like quite often, and that’s all fine and good. But what I would really like to be able to do is find out what you the customer want to hear about. Because after all this is the AVU.com blog, not the Hank Longhorn show, ha-ha. So, as I said in the last post, the comments are open, ready and waiting for anyone to drop us a line, critique or suggestion.

Ok, back to business. You guys need to check out the latest release from Tom Byron Pictures, Big Ass Fixation # 5. Tom has been in the game for years as a performer and has done just as well recently from behind the scenes with his studio. Tom is the undisputed king of coochie!

This latest release in the series features big butt superstars Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Vannah Sterling & Lux May. Everyone one of these chicks are rock-solid reasons to have an ass fixation and these scenes will get you hot, heavy and hooked. Each butt is greased up, slapped around, worshipped, with plenty of anal action going down.

Tom was kind enough recently to shoot a promo spot for us in Times Square with the irresistibly cute Sunny Lane. You can see the Youtube video here. She highlights King Of Coochie # 4, which features an off-the-wall hot scene with her and Sasha Grey and tons more! Head over now to see why this, and the rest of Tom Byron Pictures films absolutely rule!

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Big Butt Beauties!

Howdy folks,

And here we go. With another killer weekend ender my belt I’m feeling recharged and ready to rock and/or roll. Though, seeing as how I’ve had three cups of coffee this morning, my exuberance could easily be attributed to that java, java, java. Regardless though, there are many new things to get into today as far as Adult Video Universe itself goes. But first, let’s talk some porn, you don’t mind right?

I Love Sadie West. Well, I don’t really know her well enough to say I love her, but I am quite the fan. I find everything about her irresistible. Those sparkling eyes and pouty lips just do something to me. Her jet-black hair and come-hither bangs. And that body… Those supple and natural breasts, that plump round butt that pleads for a paddling, and that tattoo… I don’t know if I’ve told you guys before but I am a flat-out sucker for a tatted-up starlet. The more ink the better, in fact. Last but not least would be her sexuality. This girl displays unbridled passion in all of her scenes. There’s something undeniably alluring in watching her transition from a horny hellcat at the start of a scene to seeing her spent, satisfied and purring at the finish. Wouldn’t you agree?

I love Sadie is a brand-new release from New Sensations. Just released today, this 2 Disc Collector's Edition DVD features 10 screen scorching scenes culled from her ever-expanding catalogue. In spite of her being relatively new to the adult stage, this dirty little nymphet has accomplished more than enough to win my, and hopefully your, slavering devotion. This is one title that I will not be passing up.

Now, Sadie isn’t the only big-butt newbie to be garnering attention lately. Vince Vouyer, through his Jules Jordan distributed label, Unleashed, is bringing you another 5 big-backed cuties! Some are well-established gals, while some are only just getting started.

Butt Dialed, just released today, October 13th, stars the hottest, recent names to be considered worthy of ass-worship. There’s also a couple of firsts happening here. You’ll see Diamond Foxxx finally doing anal then look on, as Nikki Sexxx takes on all cummers in her first ever 4-on-1 scene! Rounding out the show are Jayden James, Veronica Rayne and Kelly Divine. This is another scorcher that will not be flying under my radar!

Time to move onto to some recent occurrences. First, as I’ve pushed for before, you guys can now, officially, leave us comments on this blog. Unfortunately it’s not retroactive, but from this post on we look forward to getting feedback. Don’t be shy either; we want to hear what you, the fans & customers think, not just of this blog, but also of AVU in general. What can we do to improve your shopping experience? Just click on the title of this paticular blog and that will take you to a page which will have a comment box at the bottom.

Finally, we are updating all our social media outlets.

You can now find us on twitter at http://twitter.com/AdultVideoU. And be sure to follow me as well at http://twitter.com/AVU_Hank. We are excited to be available to you everywhere we can and will continue to widen our range in the coming weeks and months. And that should just about do it for today!

Till next time, keep it sleazy!

Hank Longhorn

Hello,

I don’t know about you guys but I’m pretty happy that it’s Friday. It’s been a hell of a week for me and it seems for the world in general. The pace of life feels like its increased ten-fold lately and everywhere you turn there’s bad news, media sensationalism and just all-around negative vibes.

That’s where we come in. Is there any better way to escape than to put your favorite starlet into the DVD player for some vicarious alone time? Probably, but since we can’t all go jet-setting off to the Riviera, these titles will cure much of what ails you.

Recently released from Reality Kings comes Big Tits Boss # 8. This AVN-nominated series features gorgeous milfs taking charge of work and sexuality - yours and theirs. In this latest entry you’ll get legendary beauty Julia Ann, the exotic queen of curves Carmella Bing as well as Diamond Kitty, Rebecca Lane, Karen Fisher & Angela Aspen. These are all hot & busty boss milfs and they are all yours.

Whether it was your boss or not, most of us have had the hots for some cheeky broad around the office or workplace. If you haven’t had the pleasure of taking your longing to the next level, then this DVD is the one for you.

Next up is another recent release, this time from Penthouse studios. All Night At The DDD Diner is a big tit feature about fast women serving up fast food and a little something extra on the side. Directed by porn stalwart Diana Devoe, this title stars Shyla Stylez, Shawna Lenee, Sienna West, Janet Mason, John E Depth, Tommy Gunn and Randy Spears.

This is one all-night diner where you can eat in then turn around and eat out. The waitress that is! All Night At The DDD Diner is packed with all the quality Penthouse sex you know and love. Order up this DVD and get a doggy bag for that bone of yours!

Ok, that’s enough puns out of me. I don’t know about you but I feel better already just reading about these titles. I hope they’ll bring you a little bit of that happiness as well.

Till next time,

Hank Longhorn

Obsessions, Vampires & BOGOs!

Hello,

Hank here and ready to get another one of these blog posts up and running for you guys! I had the opportunity this weekend to spend some time around the lovely performers we all love so much. I must say it was a charming time and I’m always grateful when I have the chance to meet our little starlets. We have some awesome surprises in the works so keep it here for exclusive content, coming soon!

For today though, we’re going to be taking a deep dive into a recently released gem, to help you, the customer, wade through the tide of recent releases and to make a well-informed purchase! Because we’re good like that.

Obsessions won’t be released until tomorrow but you can head over now and secure your preorder. Released by Third Degree Films with first-time director Rebeca Linares at the helm, Obsessions looks to be one hell of a good time. In this title you will see the unleashing of the insatiable sexuality displayed by Rebeca Linares, Kristina Rose, Savannah Stern, Estrella Flores, Aiden Star and Cassandra Cruz. These girls are obsessed with sex and cumming and will break you in half in their never-ending pursuit for satisfaction.

Compulsions, fixations & fascinations… it’s all here and caught in the moment for your enjoyment. Careful though, this is one addictive DVD, and you run the risk of falling prey to their obsessions as well!

Next, I want to fill you in on some of the new promo’s that have launched recently.

Last week we launched our Creatures Of The Night promo. As you know it’s that time of the year again. So as the pumpkins pop up on the doorsteps and we all scramble to get a costume ready, AVU is bringing you a selection of vampire titles at a discounted price. Vamps are unquestionably the sexiest monsters out there and blend seamlessly with adult entertainment. Be it a straight-laced feature or a comedic parody these undead divas know how to give you what you need, anytime of night. Go on; give in to your desire for immortal passion and desire by picking up one of these titles!

Lastly, we have two brand new Buy-One-Get-One promos running right now. One is from Vouyer Media and features a quality selection of their best titles. You know how it works, pick one title at regular price and choose from two sets of DVD’s to get free! The other is from Abigail Productions, the well-known creators of genuinely erotic lesbian porn. We’ve got four of their sexuality-soaked titles up for sale and an additional four picks you’ll get free!

Both of these promos will are available now until November 4th and can be found, along with all our other promos, on the Adult Video Universe Special Features page! Check it out; you won’t be disappointed!

Sincerely,

Hanks Longhorn

Latin Superstars & Chocolate Honeys!

Hello,

Hank here, coming at you on a Thursday since I won’t be around tomorrow. As always though I’ve got a great update for ya’s that’s all about the girls-girls-girls!

The first title up today is Evalutionary, one of the big four releases from Elegant Angel for their superstars series! This big production shines a bright & beaming spotlight on busty Latina queen Eva Angelina. What truly shines through though is her passion for sexual gratification. This is one girl that lives to cum and is willing to do anything for the big “O”. And it’s all wrapped-up here in one beautiful slick package. Inside which you’ll find raucous sex, anal, girl-girl tease and threesomes, oil slathered tits, interracial and so much more.

Evalutionary also features Rachel Starr, Kristina Rose and some of the best and biggest male stars around. Just released on September 29th and directed by William H., this is without a doubt one flick you don’t want to miss!

Next up is Girls Greasin’ Girls # 3. Also released on September 29th this black girl-girl title from Black Ice stars some of the hottest chocolate honeys out there getting greased-up and kinky. The fun doesn’t end there though. Theses girls are on a mission to satisfy. And boy do they know how. Every oiled-up pair of tits, every fat ass gets licked, slapped, poked and prodded with fingers, tongues and toys galore. I happened to notice that most of the toys used in this movie are from Evolved Novelties, which we still have a running promotion for. So if you wanna take home of piece of the action, now you can. These luscious and stacked candy girls are in it for one thing and they know that another woman’s touch is sometimes, just what the libido ordered.

Directed by Tony Flush, Girls Greasin' Girls # 3’s full cast list features Aryana Starr, Melody Nakai, Angel Cummings, Bella Moretti, Christina Copafeel, Taylor Layne, Mahogany Bliss, Mariah Kakes, Tequila Rose & Riyanna Skie. Wow, with that much soaking wet brown sugar going around, we wouldn’t be surprised if your DVD came in dripping wet. Order your copy today to find out.

Well that’s it for today! I’m out of here for the weekend. I’ll be bringing back something special for you guys that I’ll have ready in the coming weeks. So, keep an eye peeled and as always… enjoy that weekend!

Hank Longhorn

Must Have Milfs & Lusty Lesbians!

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Another Filthy Friday!

Hello,

It’s your Hank-A-Hank of burning love here, with another installment of the dirty goods made especially for your consideration and enjoyment!

We’ve got an all-star sex-stravaganza to drop on you today! Lisa Ann's Hung XXX just released this week and marks the directorial debut of the quintessential Milf, Lisa Ann! We are genuinely excited to be able to offer you this blockbuster title swollen with risqué footage & amazing feats of sexuality!

Hung XXX stars Sinnamon Love, Vanna Sterling, Shelia Marie and Siren De Mar in interracial Milf scenes that are heavy on the anal and sure to please. Lisa Ann steals the show, as usual, in a fetishistic interracial anal scene that is so jaw-droppingly raunchy that it just has to be seen to be believed. Brought to you by Justin Slayer Productions, Inc., Hung XXX is a show-stopping epic and we can’t wait to see what Lisa Ann does next!

Now that I think of it, today just seems like an interracial day to me. So for our next title, let us take a look at Jack's Giant Juggs # 3. Well, not his giant juggs per se… but the ones he features in his newest movie, ha-ha.

There really is nothing better than a pair of fluffy, pale & supple mammaries! And our man Jack Napier knows just how to give it to these stacked and busty beauties. See Aiden Starr, Charley Chase, Emma Heart, Claudia Valentine, Allie Foster and Sonya Sage brought to you in stunning HD. Jack's Giant Juggs # 3 from Vouyer Media is a surefire title that is not to be missed.

Well that’s going to do it for us this week. Keep on coming back as always and keep a keen eye out because in the coming weeks we will be bringing you guys some seriously special stuff!

Till Next Time,

Hank Longhorn

A scintillating parody & sizzling Latinas!

Hello there,

It’s getting on in the afternoon so I’m gonna skip the blustery greeting and just get right into the tasty tidbits today!

First up is the newest parody release from New Sensations. Just released yesterday, 70's Show: A XXX Parody is ready to take you back to the good days. The days when the sex was safe, the drugs were cheap and the music was honest and real.

You know and love the show with all its now classic themes and running gags. Not to forget the iconic cast, especially those hot 70’s chicks. Well now you can see them how you always imagined them, lewd, rude and down to get nude. Helmed by the prolific parody director, Lee Roy Meyers, 70's Show: A XXX Parody has a cast to die for in Brooke Banner, Ashlyn Brooke, Missy Stone, Rachel Love and Kaci Star. The action is captured in crisp, clear High Definition and is wrapped up and brought to you in a 2-disc set with all the standard trimmings and then some. Pick this one up and you’re sure to have a good day! I said GOOD DAY!!!!

Now, something for the more raunchier minded viewer, we have a brand spanking new, just released today title from Red Light District. Hardcore Training # 7 is the newest entry in the series and is stuffed with young & nubile craven lust machines who need a good lesson in what it takes to be a porn starlet.

These girls are pulling out all the stops with no holes barred in scenes of wanton filth and wall-to-wall sex! This particular version focuses on Latin mammacitas with gorgeous faces and hooked-up bodies who posses a pure sexuality that is unrivaled by most. Get your copy of Hardcore Training # 7 and see what happens when insatiable Spanish fury is unleashed.

So there it is. Hope you enjoy these titles and don’t forget to bring it on back here Friday for our next posting!

Your pal,

Hank Longhorn

2 More Big New Titles

Hey, Hey, Hey!

How’s everyone doing this fine Friday afternoon? Hank hopes you’re all just as well as he is! So, on Tuesday, I really thought I had out done myself with the caliber of titles I brought to you guys. But, I’m happy to report that you all aint seen nothing yet. Because I’ve got two more big time upscale flicks to go over today.

First up we’ve got Tori Black Is Pretty Filthy. This brand new high-end feature From Elegant Angel is ready and waiting to take you to the depths and depravity that is Tori Black's indomitable sexuality. Directed by Mason, Pretty Filthy also stars Kristina Rose, Marie Luv, Rebeca Linares & Manuel Ferrara. As well as Tori herself who is somehow cute as hell and at the same time smolderingly hot and devilishly irresistible!

The film features candid and honest interviews with Ms. Black, where she displays a beguiling charm as seemingly unintentionally reveals her girl-next-door sensibility. All of that is thrown out the window though once we reach the sweeping camera shots of lush landscapes and especially once the sex kicks in. This is one girl who knows what she wants and is happy to share it all with us lucky dogs. Every scenario has off the wall sex and screaming orgasms from the titular star.

What’s really special about this title though is that we finally get to see an all out anal scene, no P.O.V. here, with her and Maneul Ferrara. Just released yesterday this title is at the top of our must-have list, and it should also be on yours.

Next up is Seek And Destroy! And, no, I don’t mean the Metallica song, although this flick does have a metal, punk darkened edge to it. This brand new title, from Razordolls Entertainment, features dyed hair, tatted vixens in raucous and ravenous sex scenes.

Starring Alt Core minx Regan Reese, Seek And Destroy is a journey through pleasant nightmares and sadistically sweet dreams! This is one tumble down a twisted rabbit hole you’ll never forget. The rest of the cast stars punk rock princesses Page Morgan, Ms Devine, Heather Hell and Harmony X, amongst others! You’ve seen them out and about, dwelling in dark clubs and dive bars, now is your chance to experience one of these alt core bad girls for yourself.

Ta-dah! There it is. Another killer set of titles for you to check out and enjoy. That’s gonna do it for me. Have a good weekend folks and we’ll see you guys right back here on Tuesday for our next post.

Hank Longhorn